Ramblings of Damaged Goods

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bolt-carrier-assembly]

Finally out of NFA jail!

[ramblingsofdamagedgoods]

Fucking pretty.

[jayce]

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

[burningdownthehouse]

Scoundrel

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[aujnfcnaw]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

@taktisk relevant

[enrique262]

CIA vs FBI vs KGB 

[julesfelden]

And a source link: http://fav.me/d54u8gr

[enrique262]

Reblogging with the source link! 

[aquaristlifeforme]

A bucket of stuffed animals makes for great enrichment. And a good nap spot.

[roman-noodlezz]

@skypig357

[skypig357]

Hello friend

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Rev’s 2018 Goals

1.)  Fuckin’ Lose It, Fatty

See that shit?  Do you SEE that shit?  Look at that belly practically making the stitching on that belt beg for mercy.  That was a few months ago when I weighed 292 pounds or possibly even more.

As of this morning I’m 22 pounds down and this belt actually fits somewhat nice, but I ain’t done there.

In 2018 I’m gonna smash the fuck out of another 50 pounds with a goal weight of 220, down from my starting weight of 292.  Hell, I might need a new belt by the time this is done.

2.) Collect All The Stamps

In 2017 I bought my first suppressor.  Two weeks after I received the stamp for it, I bought another one and am now waiting for approval on that one.

The thing they don’t tell you about getting into the NFA game is that it’s just like tattoos, cigarettes, and heroin.  It’s fucking addictive.

These two bad bitches are getting SBR’d in 2018 and Jane (the 10.5″ carry handle on the left) is getting suppressed.

3.)  The Pew Pew Pew Life

Just shoot more.  Way more.  More rounds down range.  More training.  More trigger time.

Pew pew pew, motherfuckers!

And that’s about it.

Other than that ol’ Rev here is just gonna keep on keepin’ on living an amazing life with my amazing wife and raising our amazing son into an amazing young man.  Life is good.

TL/DR - Get healthy, live happy.

Happy New Year, ya fucks!

- Rev

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[chewbacatw]

This is why I refer to “respect as an authority” as Trust. And only use Respect when referring to “respect as a person.”

[embercross]

Comic for the contest

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via xamvet)

[enrique262]

You know how to break the stalemate of WWII FPS games? Let us play as everyone but the Americans and British, a campaign where you start as a Polish soldier holding the onslaught of the German army, only to be immediately relocated to try and contain the soviets; then as a Finn throwing molotovs at T-26′s, sniping cold and confused soviet soldiers, and shooting down bombers over your home city; then you move as a French soldier at the outskirts of Dunkerque, trying your hardest to hold your line while the BEF gets evacuated.

Then out of the blue you switch sides, now you’re a Japanese soldier invading Hong Kong, Singapore, The Philippines; now a German at Barbarossa, North Africa, an Italian in Greece, then now you’re a Cretan partisan shooting a fallschirmjagers, a yugoslavian partisan shooting at the SS, a french partisan kicking the germans out of Paris, and for the final missions, a Soviet at Kursk, an SS at Budapest, and finally, the same polish soldier you began as fighting for the soviets at the Battle of Berlin. 

Because fuck me, the Anglo side of the war has been done to death. 

[warandpeas]

Meditation

War and Peas on IG / FB / TW

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

I’m literally shaking, how could people like this exist today? 🐉

[scringlegrup42]

@equestrianrepublican

[vaporwavevocap]

Hale Hortler.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

[weaponizedhorse]

I love shit like this cause you know it would just piss hilter off @jewishmagpie

[jewishmagpie-deactivated2018092]

Always reblog things that make fun of Hitler!

[autisticsouda]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[wiselwisel]

[ruinedchildhood]

😂

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Childhood=ruined no longer can I fondly remember all the attempted manslaughters I witnessed in my youth 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”

Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward. 

DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.

Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”

Rest of Party: OH SHIT!

DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.

Bard: 17.

DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”

Bard: ….I duck?

DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure. 

Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.

DM: Honestly? So did I.

[skypig357]

Beautiful

[tacticalsquad]

vickers_tactical M4 Carl Gustav with Aimpoint FCS13RE - good times !!