WHAT DO I PUT HERE?!? @rambodash15 - Tumblr Blog

For all that is sacred I am never having therapy on the same day as a dentist appointment again

#remember this

sometiktoksarevalid

wizardarchetypes

tap-to-pay to use the toilet. shut up. shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

rambodash15

I'm straight up pissing on the tap pad

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Oh fuck, these so many. My toxic trait is that I'll get to the end of a game and just. put it down. forever.

Off the top of my head I stopped outside the final boss of Monster Hunter Stories 2, Octopath 2, Pikmin 2, (lots of 2 ls but I never played the originals for the first 2, and I just don't want to go through those caves a third time with 100 yellows).

The one I regret not finishing the most is probably Bioshock Infinite because when I went to replay it I encountered a bug that locked my save point, making breaks no longer an option, and therefore my enjoyment plummeted. 😢

Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The game: Pokemon Go

The time: Summer before my last year of university

I would go to work at an auto factory, get home, and then hop on my bike and go as far as I could trying to hatch eggs (I quickly learned I couldn't catch while riding). The bike trail went by a park by a lake and the sight was always something to behold.

It also brings back some memories when Johto came out and I spent a solid 8 hours walking around Thunder Bay with a friend recreating our childhoods.

rambodash15

I've spent the past 2 hours trying to make cabbage rolls and it's genuinely been the most frustrating process I've ever gone through. Like I would rather have another root canal than make these things again.

rambodash15

They're not even that good!!! 😭

writing-prompt-s

You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

elidyce

I was twenty… twenty-five, I think?… when I was sentenced. Four hundred years was a length of time I couldn’t even imagine. It was a length of time I don’t think anyone could imagine, even the judge. It was just a big showy number that let everyone know I’d never see the light of day again. The mages who cast the spells were dramatic about it, practically shouting the part about ‘until death claims you, or four hundred years hath passed, forsooth, thou shalt be imprisoned here’. They don’t waste that kind of magic on most prisoners, but I was special.

The Slayer, they called me then. The Monster of Sentan. I’d killed nineteen people… I remember that number because I was so furious that they stopped me so close to my goal of twenty-one. And I didn’t just kill ordinary people, no, but the Chosen of the Gods. The Great and Good. They were terrified of me. So they locked me away, to die forgotten.

It had been a little less than a hundred years when the king died without heir, and a civil war tore the country apart. When the fighting was all over, the losers were dragged down to the deepest cells under the castle, and the new king and his soldiers stopped and stared at me. “Who… who is this?” he asked, frowning. “Some victim of the usurper?”

People like cooks and jailers and scrubbers don’t change as easily as kings. The same man who’d been bringing me my meals since there was still brown in his hair and beard shuffled forward, hunched and grey now. “No, yer majesty,” he said humbly. “That be a special prisoner, from before the old king died.”

“Special? Special how?” He frowned, moving closer to my cell. “The old king died more than ten years ago. This woman must have been a child then. What could she have done to - “

“Don’t get too close, yer majesty,” the old man said sharply. “That’s the Monster of Sentan… an’ she bites.”

That was true. I do bite.

Keep reading

I've had some water and pet a cat after doing the dishes and I gotta say, it's helping

#still a little annoyed tho

I've spent the past 2 hours trying to make cabbage rolls and it's genuinely been the most frustrating process I've ever gone through. Like I would rather have another root canal than make these things again.

#cabbage rolls #I'm so pissed off right now #threw a tantrum I haven't seen since my LOL days