I Wanna Dance the Night Away

Nursing Major. Left a small little town to move to a big city 12 hours away.

[lunanevada]

Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr... I'm sorry, but aren't we forgetting someone?

[thorne-the-elf-blog-blog]

I swear he looked more realistic when I was a kid 0.o

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[ablogtitty-deactivated20181212]

Because she’s an icon

[memewhore]

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[josephskeery]

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

[animentality]

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

[paganinpurple]

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[trueloveistreacherous]

[viaelet]

cherish every moment

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[worm-banhmi]

$tone Cold Killa

[magicinhermadness]

New fave

[goldenxthunderchild]

SAVAGE

[lifeisamazingblog-deactivated20]

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

[otherlifelessons-deactivated201]

My heart

[miss-south-deactivated20151020]

I’m not crying

[carryonsav-deactivated20150701]

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

[brokegifs]

[realitytvgifs]

the only sport you’ll see me playing

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

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[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[pisceanpizza]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.