a thousand storms.

Indie/Selective Senju Clan Naruto OC

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haha its been a year

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                     SAINTS ROW IV SENTENCE STARTERS.

“You sure this isn’t a set-up?”

“We’re three minutes behind schedule, we need to move.”

“You’re a real people person, aren’t you?”

“What’s past is past. We’re working together now, let’s focus on the job.”

“Now, now. Not so fast.”

“I’m going to have fun breaking you.”

“Couldn’t leave well enough alone, could ya?”

“Fighting back is pointless, my friend.”

“You will be able to get me out of here, right?”

“On my list of priorities, that doesn’t even make my top five hundred.”

“If I was wearing that, I’d ask you to shoot me in the head.”

“What can I say? I’m good at my job.”

“Oh, is something the matter?”

“Oh, fuck you.”

“It wasn’t your fault.”

“Thank you. I mean it.”

“You’re not wearing pants.”

“Look, I’m just saying don’t get your hopes up.”

“Well, this has been a productive day.”

“I can kill a lot of people with a computer.”

“Oh, ___. We’re gonna get along famously.”

“You’re really making a big deal out of nothing.”

“If your aim was any worse, you’d be shooting yourself.”

“Look at us, killing everything in sight. Is this what being a sociopath feels like?”

“You’re remarkably calm right now.”

“Hey, sometimes your exes try to kill you, you know? What can you do?”

“Wanna party?”

“You’re lame now. You used to have fun.”

“You’re a terrible person.”

“You don’t have to convince me. Just yourself.”

“We’re talking about this later.”

“Nobody tells me anything!”

“You ready to get outta here?”

“Hey baby, I could show you a good time.”

“No one loses to me.”

“That’s far enough.”

“You know me too well.”

“Don’t you dare confuse duty with self righteousness!”

“Oooh. Sounds serious.”

“Let’s do this without drawing attention, yeah?”

“So an evil version of me is your worst nightmare?”

“_____. I thought you knew me better than that.”

“Why would I hide when I can kill your friends in front of you?”

“I’m not gonna give you the satisfaction.”

“Oooh, I love it when you talk tough.”

“Focus. On. The job.”

“Don’t like talking about your past?”

“Yeah, we should probably get out of here.”

“I have a feeling we’re about to disagree.”

“I can forgive a few punches.”

“You are really starting to piss me off.”

“______, what the hell happened?”

“It would seem your reputation doesn’t do you justice.”

“Can we just get to murdering already?”

“Whatever the plan was, it went out the fucking window. We need to focus on surviving.”

“Quit fucking around and get in here!”

“We had a deal, my friend.”

“Now what am I supposed to do with a naughty little boy/girl like you?”

“I’m trying to save your life!”

“I’m giving you a choice.”

“Get away from me!”

“Quite the entrance.”

“I figured you had a flair for the dramatic.”

“I’m really gonna miss these bonding sessions when I kill you.”

“Well, at least you’re honest.”

“This ain’t pride. This is wrath.”

“Hey _____, you wanna fuck?”

“You have to wait until I want it.”

“Been a hell of a ride, hasn’t it?”

“You’ve changed so much.”

“You’re not very convincing, you know.”

“Glad you didn’t find it awkward, but not really in the mood right now.”

“I really thought I lost you.”

“Look, I gotta tell you something.”

“Just shut up, I have to tell you something.”

“Nothing ever made me feel alive like you did.”

“I’ve been cooped up for way too long.”

“I need to stretch my legs and kill some things.”

“What’s on your mind?”

“Despite everything I’ve done with my life, apparently that’s what I’m known for.”

“I’ve done the planning part in the past and it’s boring. I rather just get in there and get shit done.”

“Look, I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m here now. Alive and kicking! That counts for something, right?”

“We’ve had some good times together, haven’t we?”

“You still wanna have a go?”

“Can I help you?”

“____, I respect you too much to bullshit you.”

“You don’t respect me.”

“What do you want?”

“I’m willing to forgive and forget if you are.”

“You ain’t getting close enough to shank me.”

“Give us a minute to recover from last time, yeah?”

“I don’t want things to change between us.”

“You never know if you can have something unless you ask for it.”

“It’s okay, say what’s on your mind.”

“I know you want to, but I don’t.”

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Pirates of the Caribbean sentence meme! Quotes from all four movies under the cut - 300 total! Send in a sentence or send in ☠ for a random starter!

1. A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! 2. Best start believing in ghost stories. You’re in one. 3. I feel nothing. 4. You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? 5. But I have seen a ship with black sails. 6. So this is where your heart truly lies, then? 7. I’m actually feeling rather good about this. 8. I thought I had you figured. Turns out you’re a hard man to predict. 9. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 10. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. 11. So we’re all men of our word, really. 12. Well, you’ve proven they’re mad. 13. That’s not much incentive to fight fair then, is it? 14. In a fair fight, I’d kill you. 15. Put it away. It’s not worth getting beat again. 16. I want you to leave and never come back. 17. I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means ‘no’. 18. Well, I suppose if it is worthless there’s no point in me keeping it. 19. The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. 20. One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness.

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nnooooo why waddap

naruto thats what

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history of the entire world, I guess starters (pt 1)

❛  You’re on a rock floating in space.  ❜

❛  Pretty cool, huh ?  ❜

❛  Some of it’s water. fuck it, actually, most of it’s water.  ❜

❛  I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.  ❜

❛  It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you.  ❜

❛  How did this happen ?  ❜

❛  A long time ago - actually, never. and also now.  ❜

❛  Nothing is no where.  ❜

❛  Makes sense, right ?  ❜

❛  Like I said, it didn’t happen.  ❜

❛  Nothing was never anywhere, that’s why it’s been everywhere.  ❜

❛  It’s been so everywhere you don’t even need a where. You don’t even need a when.  ❜

❛  That’s how ‘every’ it gets.  ❜

❛  Forget this.  ❜

❛  I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something.  ❜

❛  I want things to change !  ❜

❛  I want to invent time and space.  ❜

❛  I know it’s possible because everything is here.  ❜

❛  It’s probably already happened.  ❜

❛  I just don’t know when to start.  ❜

❛  And that’s exactly where it started.  ❜

❛  Woah, I paused it.  ❜

❛  I think there’s a universe now.  ❜

❛  What’s it made of ?  ❜

❛  Ah, that’s a thing. In a place.  ❜

❛  Don’t like it ? Try a new place at a different time.  ❜

❛  Some of them even doubled up.  ❜

❛  It’s a star !  ❜

❛  New shit just got made.  ❜

❛  Some stars burn out and die, bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION !  ❜

❛  Holy shit we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.  ❜

❛  It kinda made a mess.  ❜

❛  Weather update: it’s raining rocks from outer space.  ❜

❛  Now there’s hot steam in the sky.  ❜

❛  Weather update: cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.  ❜

❛  Weather update: it’s raining.  ❜

❛  Severe flooding alert ! the entire world is now an ocean.  ❜

❛  There’s life in the ocean.  ❜

❛  Something’s alive in the ocean !  ❜

❛  oh, cool, like a plant or an animal ?  ❜

❛  It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup.  ❜

❛  Oh, yeah, and it can do that.  ❜

❛  It has secret instructions inside itself telling itself how to build another one of itself.  ❜

❛  Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean ?  ❜

❛  Now you can eat sunlight !  ❜

❛  Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food.  ❜

❛  Taste the Sun !  ❜

❛  Side affect: now there’s oxygen everywhere and the sky’s blue.  ❜

❛  Wow that’s animals and stuff.  ❜

❛  Hey can we go on land ?  ❜

❛  The sun is a deadly lazer.  ❜

❛  Nope ! Can’t walk yet.  ❜

❛  There’s no food yet so I don’t care.  ❜

❛  Learn to use an egg.  ❜

❛  I was already doing that.  ❜

❛  And now everything’s huge.  ❜

❛  oh fuck, now everything’s dead.  ❜

❛  Here are the survivors. Keep your eyes on this one.  ❜

❛  Yeah, it broke apart, don’t worry about it. It does that all the time.  ❜

❛  and the dinosaurs are gone.  ❜

❛  It’s mammal time, here come the mammals !  ❜

❛  Look at those breasts !  ❜

❛  Now they’re gonna dominate the world.  ❜

❛  One of them just learned how to grab stuff.  ❜

❛  That’s a human person !  ❜

❛  And now they’re everywhere.  ❜

❛  Well I guess we’re stuck here now.  ❜

❛  Let’s review: there’s people on the planet and they’re chasing their food.  ❜

❛  Fuck it. Time to plant some grass.  ❜

❛  Look at this. I control the food now.  ❜

❛  Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.  ❜

❛  This is great ! I wonder if anyone else is doing this ?  ❜

❛  Tired of using rocks for everything ? Use metal !  ❜

❛  It’s underground.  ❜

❛  Better farming was just invented in a sweet, dank valley right in between these two rivers.  ❜

❛  Guess what happens next !  ❜

❛  Coming soon to a dank river valley near you !  ❜

❛  Meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed.  ❜

❛  Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy ?  ❜

❛  Tired of using lame, sad metal ?  ❜

❛  I don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.  ❜

❛  Meanwhile, out in the middle of no where they figured out how to put wheels on a horse.  ❜

❛  Now we’re getting somewhere.  ❜

❛  You could make a religion out of this.  ❜

❛  And they believe in god.  ❜

❛  He’s got, like, a ten step program.  ❜

❛  Wow, that’s big.  ❜

❛  Ah, the Buddha was just enlightened.  ❜

❛  This guy who sat under a tree for so long he figured out how to ignore the fact that we’re all dying.  ❜

❛  He was great, and now he’s dead.  ❜

❛  Get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  Will you get the hell out of here if I give you five hundred elephants ?  ❜

❛  And they’ve got spices !  ❜

❛  Fuck you, obey the law.  ❜

❛  Then it broke again.  ❜

❛  Hell yeah ! Now we got business.  ❜

❛  Is loving Jesus legal yet ?  ❜

❛  No … actually, ok, sure.  ❜

❛  Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall.  ❜

❛  What’s a barbarian ?  ❜

❛  Here’s a huge city, population: everyone.  ❜

❛  Your gods are all fake.  ❜

❛  Everyone got so mad at him that he had to leave town and go to a different town.  ❜

❛  The Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the Pope is still the Pope.  ❜

❛  Someone owns that now.  ❜

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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♛ THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM RP MEME.

❛ what is better ?  to be born good,  or to overcome your evil nature through great effort. ❜

❛ it’s a lucky time to be alive. ❜

❛ skyrim’s harshness has a way of carving a man down to his true self. ❜

❛ i’ve heard about you … and your honeyed words. ❜

❛ i would wake up and hope that it was just a dream but know it was not. ❜

❛ i’m not a man. i’m a weapon in human form. just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy.❜

❛ you never should have come here. ❜

❛ i fight so that all of the fighting i’ve already done hasn’t been for nothing. ❜

❛ you stink of death, my friend. i salute you. ❜

❛ you’re either the bravest person i’ve ever met … or the biggest fool. ❜

❛ i faced him fearlessly, my fate inescapable, yet my honor sustained. can they say the same ? ❜

❛ you push the world harder than it pushes back. ❜

❛ all the living shall fear the dead. ❜

❛ remember, your mind is the best weapon you have. ❜

❛ one sure mark of a fool is to dismiss anything that falls outside his experience as being impossible. ❜

❛ the curse of much knowledge is often indecision. ❜

❛ what’s the point in being miserable all the time ? ❜

❛ being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and i’ve chosen to make the best of things. ❜

❛ walk always in shadows, so that you will see your foes before they see you. ❜

❛ i don’t really think i’m cut for the quiet life. ❜

❛ the flames of a hero can reforge the shattered. ❜

❛ i’ve sacrificed to much to let you take it from me. ❜

❛ he would have proved troublesome to me. ❜

❛ what is wrong with the world these days ? everyone is obsessed with death. ❜

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hEEEEYY LONG TIME NO SEE

i want 2 die but hi

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but friend..I believe in you ⁽˙³˙⁾

get out of my fucking house

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datte-fucking kill me with a rusty dagger

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i will.... try to be on here more if possible

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I make like 1 friend every 6 years

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Treasure Planet  {Sentence Starters}

“There you go, poetry.”

“Playing games, are we?”

“You have… wonderful eyes.”

“Can you get nothing wrong?”

“That’s all they were! Stories!”

“Your father not the teaching sort?”

“Now, at last we hear some sense!”

“A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots.”

“Why? Do you have something to hide?”

“Don’t you remember? All those stories?”

“Oh, shut up. You know I don’t mean a word of it.”

“This is it! This is the answer to all our problems!”

“Was I ever dancing with an android named Lupé?”

“We’re dead! We’re dead, we’re dead, we’re dead!”

“That was more fun than I ever want to have again.”

“Nasty business, but I won’t bore you with my scars.”

“Oh, you still don’t know how to pick your fights, do you?”

“I mean, at least you taught me something, ‘Stick to it’, right?”

“Well, I was never much good at games. Always hated to lose.”

“You’re something special. You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are!”

“Look, I’m kind of in a hurry, okay? I’ve gotta find a place to hide!”

“I really, really, really, REALLY want to go… And it’s the right thing.”

“Didn’t your dad ever teach you to pick your fights a bit more carefully?”

“Without the map we’re dead. If we try to leave we’re dead. If we stay here…”

“I’m starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes! At least, I think it’s my life.”

“Are you saying this because it’s the right thing, or because you really wanna go?”

“How did I describe them? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.”

“Yes, I’m sure you will! But, before you do, I have one more question: Is this yours?”

“It’s totally preposterous! Traversing the entire galaxy alone! —– That’s why I’m coming with you!”

“You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.”

“Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?”

“I mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you’re useless!”

“And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.”

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[kirakrack]

♆ —— tsuritama ep. 1 sentence starters

‘ she smiled, and her smile illuminated our dark world. ’

‘ how many times have i gone through this? ’

‘ i didn’t make a single friend or create fond memories. ’

‘ um, thanks for … everything. ’

‘ don’t look at me like that. ’

‘ i’ll be so lonely without you. ’

‘ i’m sure we’ll find something good there. ’

‘ are you really going to school? ’

‘ it makes no difference if i go today or tomorrow. ’

‘ i hope you make lots of friends. ’

‘ smile, and hold your head high. ’

‘ that’s it. there’s a nice smile. ’

‘ what a wonderful name. ’

‘ i’m an alien! ’

‘ will you promise me something, then? ’

‘ why do you think he came here? ’

‘ they must have seen everything. ’

‘ i’ll get it right this time. ’

‘ sorry if i seem a little awkward. ’

‘ hey, everyone knows that already! ’

‘ the ocean’s really big, the sky’s beautiful, and the air is really nice. ’

‘ actually, that was probably the best i’ve ever done. ’

‘ this is just the face i make when i freak out! ’

‘ there’s something off about those two. ’

‘ let’s go fishing! ’

‘ cut it out already! ’

‘ your hair is pretty. ’

‘ let’s be friends. ’

‘ that face isn’t cool. ’

‘ what’s this guy’s problem?! ’

‘ we’re in the same class. we’re friends. ’

‘ our part-timer’s pretty amazing. ’

‘ he’s ranked nationally among high schoolers. ’

‘ if you call me that at school, i’ll kill you. ’

‘ i don’t wanna die! ’

‘ seriously! what’s up with that watergun? ’

‘ no. we’re not friends! ’

‘ fishing’s for old guys. ’

‘ it looks really boring. ’

‘ no one asked you to speak for me. ’

‘ have you been listening? ’

‘ why is he so angry, anyway? ’

‘ what should i do? what should i do?! ’

‘ this guy’s hopeless. ’

‘ it’s so strong! what is this? ’

‘ that moron! ’

‘ i can’t do this anymore! ’

‘ don’t panic or you’ll lose him. ’

‘ i’m sure i’ll forget all about it soon. ’

‘ that’s still amazing! ’

‘ no, i went with a kid from my class. ’

‘ he’s not really my friend. ’

‘ is this your friend? ’

‘ we’re friends now. ’

‘ starting today, ____’s going to be living with us. ’

‘ isn’t it a wonderful idea?  ’

‘ i never dreamed it would happen. ’

‘ hey, let’s save the world together! ’

‘ what’s he talking about?! ’

‘ i didn’t think we’d actually end up saving the world. ’

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STARTER CALL

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STARTER CALL