Actual Nerds

Independent Hyperdimension Neptunia roleplay blog for Noire and Ram. Mun's timezone is CT[Central Time Zone].

[rammingnoire]

deleted some pointless sideblogs, haha. also added links to my current sideblogs to the “side muses” page on this blog.

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

[reblogkarma-blog]

Ship Meme:

Send me a ship and I’ll answer: 

Who wakes up first?

Who is grumpiest in the morning?

Who cooks breakfast? 

Who serves the other breakfast in bed?

Who suggests the skip work and stay home?

Who falls asleep on top of the other?

Who always has to be touching the other?

Who stays up until 2 reading?

Who kisses their partner while they’re sleeping?

Who is most adventurous?

Who is most protective?

Who cares too much?

Who is most competitive? 

Who sings in the shower?

Who is more likely to get naughty in inappropriate places?

Rate this ship:

[rammingnoire]

“Ram is grounded.” Noire shut the door to the basilicom’s basement. “I don’t suck.”

“Psssh!” Ram’s voice was muffled from behind the basement door, but it was still loud as all hell. “I know something you'd love to su--”

“What’s that? You want to spend all night in there, Ram?”

“...Eep.”

[rammingnoire]

NOIRE SUCKS!!!

“WOO YE YE YEAH!!! NOIRE SUCKS!!!”

[saltygayspacerock-blog]

home - ask - submit - about - ooc/rp info

[rammingnoire]

Um, is this blog nsfw friendly?

i don’t smut. i’m under 18.

[stephseymour-deactivated2019081]

The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Who trashes the house? Do either of them get physical? How often do they argue/disagree? Who is the first to apologise?

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom? Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? Who’s dominant in bed? Is head ever in the equation? If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? Who moans the most? Who leaves the most marks? Who screams the loudest? Who is the more experienced of the two? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Rough or soft? How long do they usually last? Is protection used? Does it ever get boring? Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? 

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Who is the favorite parent? Who is the authoritative parent? Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Who changes the diapers? Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Who spends the most time with the children? Who packs their lunch boxes? Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Who cleans up after the kids? Who worries the most? Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Who is the little spoon? Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?   How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Who gives the most kisses? What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?  How often do they get time to themselves?

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Who talks in their sleep? What do they wear to bed? Are either of your muses insomniacs? Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Who wakes up with bed hair? Who wakes up first? Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? What is their favourite sleeping position? Who hogs the sheets? Do they set an alarm each night? Can a television be found in their bedroom? Who has nightmares? Who has ridiculous dreams? Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Who makes the bed?  What time is bed time?  Any routines/rituals before bed? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? 

Work:

Who is the busiest? Who rakes in the highest income? Are any of your muses unemployed? Who takes the most sick days? Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Who sucks up to their boss? What are their jobs? Who stresses the most? Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Are your muses financially stable? 

Home:

Who does the washing? Who takes out the trash? Who does the ironing? Who does the cooking? Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Who is messier?  Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Who forgets to flush the toilet? Who is the prankster around the house? Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Who mows the lawn? Who answers the telephone? Who does the vacuuming? Who does the groceries? Who takes the longest to shower? Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? How many cars do they own? Do they own their home or do they rent? Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country?  Do they enjoy their surroundings? What’s their song? What do they do when they’re away from each other? Where did they first meet? How did they first meet? Who spends the most money when out shopping? Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Any mental issues? Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house? Their favourite place? Who pays the bills? Do they have any fears for their future? Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Who uses up all of the hot water?  Who’s the tallest? Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Who wanders around in their underwear? Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? What do they tease each other about? Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Do they have mutual friends? Who crushed first?  Any alcohol or substance related problems? Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Who swears the most?

[whiiteread-blog]

Blanc watched calmly as Ram left Noire’s side, coming back to her. At least from this point things were going a little more smoothly.

“ … Goodbye, Noire… whether you meant to or not, thanks for looking after Ram. And… sorry. ”

With that, she urged Ram along, before heading out the door, and upon reaching the outdoors, she transformed once again.

She waited for Ram to transform herself before she’d fly off… still the quickest way for the two of them to get home, after all.

[rammingnoire]

“Y-Yeah, it’s fine...” That’s all Noire seemed to have to say, taking one last glance at the two leaving before closing her door. ...Can she work now please?

Not at all long after Blanc transformed, Ram did the same.

“Ummm... Ready whenever you are, I guess...” Ram is ready for Freddy to go!

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others – specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!  

[hanekawa-san]

they haven’t changed at all

[rammingnoire]

some ages were adjusted slightly and dates of birth were added to the about page[and side muses page].

also, uni was removed from the side muses page because i have a separate uni blog, that being @howissheblacksisterwhensheswhite.

[paedme-deactivated20171016]

Send me a fandom and i’ll tell you:

the character i least understand

interactions i enjoyed the most

the character who scares me the most

the character who is mostly like me

hottest looks character

one thing i dislike about my fave character

one thing i like about my hated character

a quote or scene that haunts me

a death that left me indifferent

a character i wish died but didn’t

my ship that never sailed

[thxunlivedlife-deactivated20160]

Hit on my muse

[kxmhyunarchive-blog]

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[rammingnoire]

●: a kiss. (From Neptune to Noire)

“!?”

“...N-- N-N-N-Neptune!?” Cue flustered stuttering from Noire. “Wh-Wha--?”

[whiiteread-blog]

Blanc waited the few moments it took before the door was opened, somewhat relieved (and surprised) to see it was Ram.

“ Ra- ”

… Though, in a way she probably should’ve seen coming, the door was back in her face as quickly as it’d left. At least she hadn’t taken a step forward.

As the door opened again, Noire would see Blanc with a… rather resigned expression.

“ N-No, it’s fine. ”

She sighed, looking toward Ram. Ram may or may not notice that… she didn’t really seem to be looking with a lot of anger.

“ Ram… come on. Let’s get out of Noire’s hair. I’m sure she has work to do. Let’s head back to Lowee. … Please?  ”

[rammingnoire]

“...Um... Okay...” She paused, noting her sudden ability to speak. Seemed her mute M!A had been lifted for the time being! That... would make things a lot easier. She certainly was concerned about Blanc’s current attitude... “Uh, bye, Noire. I’ll visit again later!”

“...Yeeeah... I’ll see you later...” Noire let go of Ram, who uneasily went to Blanc’s side. “Bye, Blanc. Ram.”

[whiiteread-blog]

As Blanc flew her way over to Lastation, she took the time to think things over a little more.

She… really had cut to the chase, hadn’t she…? So much anger, so much jumping to conclusions and not leaving any room for mercy… granted, yeah, she doubted there was much more than what she knew, but she couldn’t possibly have needed to be as angry as she had been…

…

It wasn’t too long since the call that Blanc managed to get there. Nothing in her way, she was just going straight to see her sister.

She reverted back to her human form after landing in front of Lastation’s Basilicom, before pushing the door open.

And at that point, she just needed to head to Noire’s room. Which, of course, she knew how to get to. She gave a knock at the door and awaited a response.

“ … ”

[rammingnoire]

Of course, it wasn’t long before the knock on the door was answered! There’s Ram, having been the one who opened said door; clearly, though, she didn’t realize Blanc would be the one there.

When she saw her sister upon opening the door, Ram paused for just a moment before slamming the door shut.

“Ram!”

And the door opened again.

“S-Sorry about that, Blanc...” Noire was holding onto Ram by the collar of her coat, the Candidate pouting but offering no further resistance.