Kris Woods

Prefect of Ramshackle A part of the Ramshackle Runts Aspiring comic artist Someone tell Crowley to give me a raise [ Pfp by @clemtimely ]

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

"Can I get a break?"

𖤐 INTRODUCTIONS 𖤐

The beloved human from another dimension. Kris was an artist who stylized in animation and digital arts, trying to make his way to a directing or animator spot. He was so close to getting accepted into the college of his dreams, he just...got... isekaied?!

Kris didnt know what to do at first. He showed up and, well, what does one do when isekaied to a different dimension?

Panic. A lot.

After he got settled, he needed get comfortable because he was going to be here a while.

And one way to get settled is make friends.

𖤐 About blog 𖤐

》 No NSFW Asks. Mod and Kris are minors

》 Anyone can interact!

》 OOC text is indicated with //

》 Basic DNI.

》 No ships at the moment, please!

》 pfp made by me!! The page is still in the works, so stuffs Subject to change.

☆ Mod is @galaxydoesstuff (if you wanna check out my art or just hang around, feel free to visit my profile!)

[visionsareseldom]

Poke

[ @ramshackle-prefect-kris ]

why .. if it isn't the child of man, kris woods. did you need my attention ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

nah, just wanted ta poke ya! :P

[visionsareseldom]

.. i see. are we indulging in physical urges ? as one might get with a cute cuddly kitty ? or with an intricately carved gargoyle ?

  may i return one of my own ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

yeah, knock yerself out, Malmal...don't...actually knock yourself out...that's an expression...

[visionsareseldom]

Poke.

The form of expression you use are quite unlike any other.

Poke. Poke.

Do not fret, I understand what it means to ..

Poke. Poke. Poke.

" Knock yourself out. "

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

he laughs, he's a little ticklish.

"Well sometimes I do fret cus ya never know. Gotta look out for ya, horns."

Kris starts to poke back

[visionsareseldom]

Oh, but there is no need.. I do not need any eyes looking after me, dear woods. I believe you have plenty of other objects of interest to drag your precious concern over .. Please, do not let me add onto it when I am fully able to walk on my own two feet.

Malleus' elf like ears twitched up at the joyful giggling sprouting from the prefect. My, it brought a smile on his face seeing the enjoyment from him from just a small gesture on his part.. He kept poking him.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

"Ok, yeah? Well, SURPRISE ATTACK!"

Kris attempted to tackle. Ah, playfighting. A familiar thing he did with his older siblings back at home....that almost broke his older brothers ankle but we don't talk about that.

[visionsareseldom]

For the briefest of moments, Malleus was caught completely off guard. His ears dipped, and his emerald eyes widened before he instinctively caught the prefect in his arms. He didn't entirely understand what had prompted the sudden embrace. But he understood enough. A soft chuckle escaped him as he drew Kris a little closer, gently resting his cheek atop the prefect's head.

Is this an attempt from the child of man at taking down the Draconia heir ?

He's making a joke..

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

he snickered, "yeah! Cus then ill take the crown and be a super rad prince and stuff and dk prince things! It'll be so cool!"

How dare this lizard be a unit, anyone unsuspecting would have fallen. To be fair, it was a slim chance it would have worked. But hey, now he's here.

Ballerrrr.

[visionsareseldom]

Oh? Is that what you see the duties of a fae as? ... Super .. rad ⸺ Is this a compliment from which you hail ?

A slender dragon's tail peeked out from beneath Malleus's dorm uniform, swaying lazily from side to side with unmistakable contentment! Still holding Kris securely beneath the arms, he effortlessly lifted the prefect off the ground, his hands tucked beneath their armpits as though they weighed no more than a couple of grapes.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Yeah, a form of it. It's like our weird old way of saying 'cool'. It's technically 'outdated', but I like those kinds of things, so eh. God forbid I speak with joy and whimsy." He explained, unbirhter by being picked up as they were a mildly interesting cat.

"I could probably survive in a fae government role for a bit. I studied up on my folklore back in my world."

[visionsareseldom]

Poke

[ @ramshackle-prefect-kris ]

why .. if it isn't the child of man, kris woods. did you need my attention ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

nah, just wanted ta poke ya! :P

[visionsareseldom]

.. i see. are we indulging in physical urges ? as one might get with a cute cuddly kitty ? or with an intricately carved gargoyle ?

  may i return one of my own ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

yeah, knock yerself out, Malmal...don't...actually knock yourself out...that's an expression...

[visionsareseldom]

Poke.

The form of expression you use are quite unlike any other.

Poke. Poke.

Do not fret, I understand what it means to ..

Poke. Poke. Poke.

" Knock yourself out. "

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

he laughs, he's a little ticklish.

"Well sometimes I do fret cus ya never know. Gotta look out for ya, horns."

Kris starts to poke back

[visionsareseldom]

Oh, but there is no need.. I do not need any eyes looking after me, dear woods. I believe you have plenty of other objects of interest to drag your precious concern over .. Please, do not let me add onto it when I am fully able to walk on my own two feet.

Malleus' elf like ears twitched up at the joyful giggling sprouting from the prefect. My, it brought a smile on his face seeing the enjoyment from him from just a small gesture on his part.. He kept poking him.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

"Ok, yeah? Well, SURPRISE ATTACK!"

Kris attempted to tackle. Ah, playfighting. A familiar thing he did with his older siblings back at home....that almost broke his older brothers ankle but we don't talk about that.

[visionsareseldom]

For the briefest of moments, Malleus was caught completely off guard. His ears dipped, and his emerald eyes widened before he instinctively caught the prefect in his arms. He didn't entirely understand what had prompted the sudden embrace. But he understood enough. A soft chuckle escaped him as he drew Kris a little closer, gently resting his cheek atop the prefect's head.

Is this an attempt from the child of man at taking down the Draconia heir ?

He's making a joke..

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

he snickered, "yeah! Cus then ill take the crown and be a super rad prince and stuff and dk prince things! It'll be so cool!"

How dare this lizard be a unit, anyone unsuspecting would have fallen. To be fair, it was a slim chance it would have worked. But hey, now he's here.

Ballerrrr.

[visionsareseldom]

Poke

[ @ramshackle-prefect-kris ]

why .. if it isn't the child of man, kris woods. did you need my attention ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

nah, just wanted ta poke ya! :P

[visionsareseldom]

.. i see. are we indulging in physical urges ? as one might get with a cute cuddly kitty ? or with an intricately carved gargoyle ?

  may i return one of my own ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

yeah, knock yerself out, Malmal...don't...actually knock yourself out...that's an expression...

[visionsareseldom]

Poke.

The form of expression you use are quite unlike any other.

Poke. Poke.

Do not fret, I understand what it means to ..

Poke. Poke. Poke.

" Knock yourself out. "

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

he laughs, he's a little ticklish.

"Well sometimes I do fret cus ya never know. Gotta look out for ya, horns."

Kris starts to poke back

[visionsareseldom]

Oh, but there is no need.. I do not need any eyes looking after me, dear woods. I believe you have plenty of other objects of interest to drag your precious concern over .. Please, do not let me add onto it when I am fully able to walk on my own two feet.

Malleus' elf like ears twitched up at the joyful giggling sprouting from the prefect. My, it brought a smile on his face seeing the enjoyment from him from just a small gesture on his part.. He kept poking him.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

"Ok, yeah? Well, SURPRISE ATTACK!"

Kris attempted to tackle. Ah, playfighting. A familiar thing he did with his older siblings back at home....that almost broke his older brothers ankle but we don't talk about that.

[visionsareseldom]

Poke

[ @ramshackle-prefect-kris ]

why .. if it isn't the child of man, kris woods. did you need my attention ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

nah, just wanted ta poke ya! :P

[visionsareseldom]

.. i see. are we indulging in physical urges ? as one might get with a cute cuddly kitty ? or with an intricately carved gargoyle ?

  may i return one of my own ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

yeah, knock yerself out, Malmal...don't...actually knock yourself out...that's an expression...

[visionsareseldom]

Poke.

The form of expression you use are quite unlike any other.

Poke. Poke.

Do not fret, I understand what it means to ..

Poke. Poke. Poke.

" Knock yourself out. "

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

he laughs, he's a little ticklish.

"Well sometimes I do fret cus ya never know. Gotta look out for ya, horns."

Kris starts to poke back

[visionsareseldom]

Poke

[ @ramshackle-prefect-kris ]

why .. if it isn't the child of man, kris woods. did you need my attention ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

nah, just wanted ta poke ya! :P

[visionsareseldom]

.. i see. are we indulging in physical urges ? as one might get with a cute cuddly kitty ? or with an intricately carved gargoyle ?

  may i return one of my own ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

yeah, knock yerself out, Malmal...don't...actually knock yourself out...that's an expression...

[visionsareseldom]

Poke

[ @ramshackle-prefect-kris ]

why .. if it isn't the child of man, kris woods. did you need my attention ?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

nah, just wanted ta poke ya! :P

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

I hope russ is alright...

Last i wrote him, I told him I was at the library.

Last Poisyn wrote the group chat, he told us he was busy trying to find Rook...

Hopefully hes sleeping through this... but if he isnt...

No, I can't think about that. He wouldnt be that stupid...

I hope he's sleeping

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Kris thinks about the situation at hand...

Fuck.

Hes not sleeping. He keeps trying but keeps having panic attacks. What the hell happened to him? This is our Poisyn, right? The guy notorious for fights and standing up to people. How did he crumble so hard...

He said it was waiting at Ramshackle, guess that means I have to lie low....hopefully grims alright. Looks like I won't be leaving here for a while...

I wish there was a way I could contact the others, warn Russ, Ace, deuce, jack, epel...my phone was left back there, it fell out of my pocket. Looks like Poisyn left his at the dorm...

Were stranded for now ..

Luckily this place is cozy.

God please let this be done soon...what is even happening?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

[MOD ROLLS 13]

Poisyn keeps fading in and out of sleep, but he keeps waking up in a panic and has to make sure I'm still there...ill have to keave to get food at some point, we can't live off of snacks and stuff...god, this school is a mess.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Kris thinks about the situation at hand...

Fuck.

Hes not sleeping. He keeps trying but keeps having panic attacks. What the hell happened to him? This is our Poisyn, right? The guy notorious for fights and standing up to people. How did he crumble so hard...

He said it was waiting at Ramshackle, guess that means I have to lie low....hopefully grims alright. Looks like I won't be leaving here for a while...

I wish there was a way I could contact the others, warn Russ, Ace, deuce, jack, epel...my phone was left back there, it fell out of my pocket. Looks like Poisyn left his at the dorm...

Were stranded for now ..

Luckily this place is cozy.

God please let this be done soon...what is even happening?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

fuckass crow outside my windows disrupting my sleep

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

ughghfhfhhf I keep waking up from energy burstssssss RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Burning this place to the ground and sleeping on the benches, bro /j

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Ok so i grabbed my snacks and I lied. I'm so full of energy it's not even funny. FFFRRRROTHONG AT THE MOUTH!!!! ZOOMIES!!!!! MUUUUUUUUST RUN OR DO SOMETHING!!!!!! maybe I can draw on that laptop Pierce got me.....nah imma watch an anime.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Kris' Late Night Talk Show that's super late in the night and also a talk show where they ramble about stuff like a talk show late at night The Late Night talk show

I've been able to find some parallel medias to things we have in my world, but can I find onethat's, like, not? I mean, this entire world is basically built on my childhood fairytales and stuff, so there's gotta be something....

Or can I just pitch and remake my favorite medias...

Oh my god i could say anything about my world and people would think itvhappened. I could just talk about jjk and say "yeah, then this guy Sukuna merked all of shibuya and now it's just a hole" and theh MIGHT believe me. This is great news....

If I explained the history of my world but also threw in references, I don't know if they'd catch it... which is fascinating and hilarious....but with great power comes great responsibility....and I'm terrible with that specific flavor of responsibility ....

AAAAAAHHHHH GRIMS SNORING AGAINNNNNN. I gotta get a snack and pass out bro I'm going nuts over here.

This has been Kris' Late Night Talk Show that's super late in the night and also a talk show where they ramble about stuff like a talk show late at night The Late Night talk show.

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

man, I miss trashy movies like sharknado. Tf you mean twisted wonderland doesn't have sharknado, im about to Neil Young from Scott Pilgram Takes Off this bitch and just write sharknado and get it so popular people will want it to be a movie and then boom, problem solved.

Man I'm so awesome

[howling-at-the-moons]

Hey, Jack, look! It says gullible on the ceiling! Quick! Look!

@cardsoldier-acetrappola

How dumb do ya think I am, Ace?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Jack I looked up, it doesn't say gullible💀👍

[howling-at-the-moons]

… Thanks. I think…

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

yup

[howling-at-the-moons]

Hey, Jack, look! It says gullible on the ceiling! Quick! Look!

@cardsoldier-acetrappola

How dumb do ya think I am, Ace?

[ramshackle-prefect-kris]

Jack I looked up, it doesn't say gullible💀👍