the homkatorium

30+, trans. twitter refugee. rhythm games. bad reblogs.

[ranatalus]

[machinot]

words that end with f have to have 2 Fs because a single F doesn’t have the stopping power to end a word. Like cliff or stuff. The F only stands on one single leg, it doesn’t have the friction to the ground like the W in claw, and it’s also a soft consonant, unlike letters like T

[ranatalus]

check out this oaf

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

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[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[sagegreenfrogs]

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

[analogue-dragon]

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Happy 10 years to this post

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014

[big-condiments-official]

sentence with the right number of syllables for the haiku bot worm

[the-haiku-bot]

sentence with the right

number of syllables for

the haiku bot worm

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ranatalus]

getting an additional quote, this one the genetic or genome sequence of the entire post to show a closest organic relative

[gurlonawalk]

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

[gurlonawalk]

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

[ranatalus]

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[knightwithahundredkings]

I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.

[knightwithahundredkings]

You can't make this shit up

[winged-void]

it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere

[winged-void]

I love people putting their favorite Jon Bois Twitter bits in the tags. Like the one where he reacts to an illegibly jpeg compressed image, or how he posts his nonsense guide to NFL overtime rules (complete with "Designed by Jon" at the bottom)

[winged-void]

just gonna keep posting these the people need to see them

[ranatalus]

if you have never read his masterpieces of 17776 and 20020 you absolutely should read them (in that order)

they are ostensibly about football, and the future, but really they’re ways for him to write elaborate situations for weird people to be in for joke purposes, while also giving you some interesting little history tidbits and occasionally making you feel some feelings

this is one of my favorite exchanges from 17776 about how the rules of football got a little weird in the last ~15000 years

[perlmans-own]

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[thelensart]

Local bumpkin tries to navigate Not New York

[thelensart]

shoutout the one person in the tags being thankful that she looks like a realistic scruffy teen because I know you know what it's like to look up fanart refs of her for inspiration and be reminded that my greatest wish is being able to strangle people over the internet one day

[miquellakind]

there’s such a thing as virtue in excess. virtue overdose is a significant threat to our purest

[miquellakind]

don’t get on my case for microdosing vice.

[ranatalus]

everything in moderation

including a moderation of excess

[fervent-bookwomb]

SHE ARNOLD ON MY PALMER TIL I. UMMMMM. Palmer? I hardly know ‘er!! [canned laughter] [Camera zooms out. I am standing alone under a single spotlight on an empty stage. The theater is empty.] Actually I know her quite well. Have you seen her? Have you seen my wife? Her name is Arnold Palmer. She’s been missing for six months. Please. YOU could be the difference. If you’ve seen her, please call— [the camera clicks off. I stop speaking. A single voice calls out from the empty theater, the spotlight obscuring its origin.] “This is pathetic, this campaign of yours. You think that that would do anything? You think I wouldn’t have come back if I wanted to?” [I squint my eyes into the dark theater.] …darling? [ It’s her. ARNOLD PALMER. She sits, arms and legs crossed, reclining in the last row of seats.] "Don’t call me that. You like this, don’t you? You, a stage, a camera, an audience. Pity. It’s just your favorite, isn’t it?” [A mechanism slowly begins to open a hole in the stage floor beneath me. I start to lose my footing. A single string tied to my shirt collar is all that suspends me above the widening gap.] I… I’m sorry… [ARNOLD PALMER walks slowly up from the audience.] “No. You’re not. Stop this nonsense.” [ARNOLD PALMER draws a pair of scissors from her bosom. She snips the string. I fall into a whirring mass of gears below the stage. ARNOLD PALMER lets the silence hang for a moment.] “That’s what you get for mixing tea and lemonade, you pathetic little man. Don’t mess with what you don’t understand.” [ARNOLD PALMER walks away, smoking a cigarette set in a long cigarette holder. The camera stays fixed as she walks out the back door of the theater, smoke wafting behind her as she disappears into the daylight.]

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[ranatalus]

same except it was discolored guacamole

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