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[ranchdip-blog]

Hi. I haven’t been online at all, but will be posting future content on my Twitter only due to the changes in Tumblr’s content policy. See you there! 

Keep being trash

[absolute-mad-dog]

Majima Goro - GET to the Top!

[andyacklesspn]

« Kiryu The Model »

[jojje94]

[blinkingkills]

Dragon!kiryu thought

There is already big dragon fic, what about tiny dragon like, snek sized and he hides in majima’s jacket for warmth and to scare people.

Consider this conversation:

“majima-san’s snake tattoos come to life”

“bullshit”

“NO i swear its green and has little legs”

“did you hit your head or something snakes don’t have legs”

“man how would you know?”

“Are we actually having this conversation?”

The next day, news report 2 shady yakuza types kicked out of local zoo for trying to break into reptile enclosure.

“I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF SNAKES HAVE LEGS” One of them was heard yelling as security removed them from the premises

[blinkingkills]

quick doodle because i’m going to kill people at work so to calm down i will draw tasteful nudes.

[filenames]

captcha_waiting_huh.jpg

[sad-dog-of-shimano-deactivated2]

[potatocrisp]

dumb, dumber, dumbest

[berylb337]

When your content gets no notes

[ask-kiryukazuma]

Do you know about slash/yaoi fanfics and what do you think about those feature you as one of the main characters?

I’ve heard of them… -K

[zombiemajima]

Sorry but the top one is DEFINITELY a fic I wrote and I’m losing my MIND

[ranchdip-blog]

some bbkaz trash

[majimemegoro]

w what is majima supposed to be looking at here,

[majimemegoro]

@kiryuyu wants you all to know this picture has the same energy

[earth-dancer]

that lil smile kiryu does whenever majima is being extra/manic

reblog/like/ignore if u agree

[majimemegoro]

you forgot the best one

[daddyschlongleg]

honestly, ever since i saw ryuji with a dog this has been hounding me and i did it, enjoy sdfkj

[vvanpiss]

me at the bar paying my tab

[coughmanz]

Matt and Pat watch Kiryu fuck up every single aspect of his job on the first day