DISTORTED.

ind. fandomless original chara / penned by root.

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battlehardencd:

phoeona:

lokiofasgard:

when your roleplay partner suddenly ramps up the angst

@theirfight​ @invariablyscrewed​ @scarbraved​ @rancorbuilt​ @bleedwar​

[rancorbuilt-blog]

      why , would  u  look  @  that ,,  is  this ,,  another   starter  call ,,,   yes  it  is

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                 So,     I  originally  made  a  multiblog  on  may  9th  and  after  a  lot  of  stress  and  anxiety  from  the  lack  of  organization  and  mass  amount  of  clutter  and  mess    —-    I  revamped  on  august  5th.     Since  august  5th,     I  have  somehow  managed  to  reach  500  followers  which  I  think  is  a  pretty  big  milestone     ( particularly  for  a  multiblog ).     And  I  just  wanted  to  do  one  of  those  like  recommended  blogs  posts  since  I  don’t  have  the  time,    money  or  energy  to  do  a  giveaway  just  yet.     Thank  you  for  thinking  my  blog  was  good  enough  to  deserve  a  follow.     You  are  all  beautiful  people  and  I  appreciate  you  so  very  much.     To  those  of  you  who  I  write  with.     Thank  you  for  allowing  me  to  write  with  you.     You  help  me  better  develop  characters  I  either  love  dearly  or  have  created  myself  and  that  means  so  much  to  me.     To  those  of  you  I  don’t  yet  write  with.     Thank  you  for  following  me  and  for  gracing  my  dashboard  with  your  presence  and  your  writing.     I  hope  that  I  can  one  day  write  with  all  of  you.     Now  for  the  good  stuff.     * If  I  left  someone  out,     I  am  so  sorry.     Please  do  not  be  offended  if  you  are  not  included.     Everyone  is  wonderful.     This  is  in  no  particular  order.

                                                                    ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.                      These  three  individuals  are  so  very  important  to  me.     I  consider  us  a  package  deal      and  can’t  imagine  being  on  this  blog  without  having  them  around  as  writing  partners  and  as  friends.                              @twicehard / @stillendure  &  @shdwkssd / @dngrsfr  &  @chantillystained

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BONERFACE SQUAD™

ft. @rancorbuilt, @theirfight, @scarbraved, @loisslays, & @stcrlike.

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me and @rancorbuilt are watching burlesque, and tbh if this isn’t the best date i don’t know what does

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      @scarbraved   i  love  you

[6:23:57 PM]   *** Fiona Apple™ ¢ shakes fists @ sky/pe  *** [6:24:00 PM]   Fiona Apple™:   fight me [6:24:12 PM]   Fiona Apple™:   bunch wtf ? that's 100% cheating [6:24:34 PM]   angry deer ivy.:   @sky/pe let us suffer together as a couple u uglie [6:24:40 PM]   angry deer ivy.:   did u just call me bunch [6:24:46 PM]   angry deer ivy.:   am i a bunch to u [6:24:49 PM]   angry deer ivy.:   a bunch of trouble [6:25:02 PM]   Fiona Apple™:   @sky/pe don't be a Dick [6:25:09 PM]   Fiona Apple™:   yeah , a bunch of cuteness [6:25:11 PM]   Fiona Apple™:   :/

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      why , would  u  look  @  that ,,  is  this ,,  another   starter  call ,,,   yes  it  is

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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

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✰ * º ❛   buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters.   ❜

         (   part of the youtube starter series   )

‘  i told you, it’s not as magical as it sounds.  ’ ‘  oh boy, did he not like his box and he spent years in his box not liking his box.  ’ ‘  you have a habit for citing movies as evidence.  ’ ‘  kids kind of all look the same.  ’ ‘  when babies are born, everyone goes, ‘oh, what a cute baby’ eh, it’s a baby either your baby’s ugly or normal.   ’ ‘  i was a very ugly baby.  ’ ‘  i have the mind of a detective.  ’ ‘  you don’t have the mind of a detective, you just stumbled upon a good question for once that, you know, actually pertained to the story.  ’ ‘  what do you have against pennsylvania?  ’ ‘  it’s quite up there in pennsylvania, people to too much free time. you know what happens next.  ’ ‘  how’d that turn out? do we have any pictures of that?  ’ ‘  that’s not something you really tell someone in passing.  ’ ‘  who sold his son? he sold his son!  ’ ‘  anytime you have to say ‘it’s not incest, technically’ – that’s not great.  ’ ‘  did you just realize something? what just happened?  ’ ‘  did you not realize that until now?  ’ ‘  did i just solve something? i may have just solved something!  ’ ‘  the day you solve something, i’ll give you $500.  ’ ‘  $500 real dollars? i could go with disneyland on that kind of money. that’ll last me a couple days maybe.  ’ ‘  i’m not a sick-o, i’m just interested in– okay, maybe i’m a little weird.  ’ ‘  i love this right off the bat.  ’ ‘  i love it when serial killers have a fun little thing. i don’t approve of serial killers, but i think – if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people – you might as well have some fun with it.  ’ ‘  they don’t make serial killer baseball cards though, do they?  ’ ‘  everybody had an axe back in the day, huh?  ’ ‘  sometimes, even the most beautiful places, hold the darkest secrets.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna look up a slouch hat because that sounds like something i need.  ’ ‘  this guy sounds like a villain from rocky and bullwinkle.  ’ ‘  jazz it! honey, you gotta jazz it. i’m not gonna throw out this axe, so we better jazz it.  ’ ‘  let’s see how many of these fuckers i can make dance.  ’ ‘  i think, just, how about don’t kill people?  ’ ‘  i thought we were here to get into the mind of a serial killer.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. just a theory? it’s dumb.  ’ ‘  he seems like a cool dude.  ’ ‘  i think he just did it because he’s a badass.  ’ ‘  what’s so funny about that? he has a bomb.  ’ ‘  –you think james bond ever wore a clip-on bowtie?  ’ ‘  it seems like a bad idea to make your get-rich-quick scheme to be to impersonate a criminal  ’ ‘  which makes this, most likely, complete horseshit.  ’ ‘  they just said ‘unidentified object or some stupid shit like that.  ’ ‘  that’s interesting… if that’s true, that is interesting.  ’ ‘  cool guy. coolest guy in history. nice sunglasses. wow! bourbon’s great.  ’ ‘  and then he died?  ’ ‘  and then he died. talk about a guy who appreciates a cliffhanger.  ’ ‘  you don’t wanna make enemies of the deep state.  ’ ‘  he’s kinda starting to sound like an idiot.  ’ ‘  he’s a big dumb-dumb.  ’ ‘  that’s a good point. i never thought about that!  ’ ‘  in a lot of ways this dog is the real hero of this story, it seems like.  ’ ‘  i’d like to have something happy about this story and the dog is a regular lassie.  ’ ‘  oh. well, that’s a weird childhood.  ’ ‘  i can’t say i feel exhilarated right now.  ’ ‘  just try to picture one of the most famous people in the world trying to sneak into the tsa with a glued-on mustache and thinking that it’s gonna work out. i can’t believe he was even considering it.  ’ ‘  that’s avalanche of ‘he-done-it’ right there.  ’ ‘  oh boy… that’s uh… holy shit! is all i have to say.  ’ ‘  from my knucklehead perspective, this looks very bad.  ’ ‘  he dr. seuss’d his way out of a murder.  ’ ‘  this episode is bumming me out.  ’ ‘  you’re really hitting at their heart right now. keep going, keep going. maybe you’ll make a difference.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this guy.  ’ ‘  people were murdered… and this guy’s playing dress up?  ’ ‘  i feel dirty. i feel like i need to take a shower and then a bath and then another shower.  ’ ‘  i need a drink.  ’ ‘  don’t cite the internet.  ’ ‘  i mean, could you even detect ‘fruity garlic’ if it came down to it?  ’ ‘  i’m… li– if i were to– what is– what?  ’ ‘  shut up, you idiot. we’ve already decided!  ’ ‘  so you think this was all an elaborate hooky scheme.  ’ ‘  yeah, i don’t know, man. it’s just fucking weird.  ’ ‘  well, i think this theory is bullshit, but… anyways.  ’ ‘  it’s a real thing, pal.  ’ ‘  the whole idea of hysteria is that you don’t realize it. you’re not like ‘yeah, we all participated in a mass hysteria, it was a real riot. man, she got fucked up. she was having a great time. what a fun hysteria that was.’  ’ ‘  …and you don’t believe this, because?  ’ ‘  oo, this goes all the way to the top! i don’t know if we should be looking into this. some stones are best left unturned.  ’ ‘  meanwhile, they’re playing hot potato with a poison syringe.  ’ ‘  okay! you just shut your mouth. i’m done.  ’ ‘  i mean… shut up, you’re– i can’t even– this is… i thought you were like, on the level on this one.  ’ ‘  can you say, definitively, that she was not abducted?  ’ ‘  that’s it? fuck you! that definitively did not happen.  ’

          (   videos:   one,   two,   three,   four,   five   )

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      HOW YOUR MUSE LOVES .

      repost,  do  not  reblog.   /   based  on  the  color  wheel  theory  of  love.  

bold  the  traits  of  each  type  of  love  that  are  most  relevant  to  your  muse   /   italicize  those  that  are  less  relevant   /   cross  out  those  that  completely  miss  the  mark .

ALL  TYPES  OF  LOVE  ARE  VALID  WITH  BOTH  BENEFITS  AND  PITFALLS.   PEOPLE  EXHIBIT  THEM  IN  DIFFERENT  WAYS  WITH  DIFFERENT  PEOPLE,  BUT  TEND  TO  FOLLOW  TRENDS.   EVERYONE  EXPERIENCES  MORE  THAN  ONE.

PRIMARY LOVE

[   EROS -- ROMANTIC  LOVE   ( sensuality,  intensity,  passion )   ] feels strong physical and emotional connection through the relationship   ||   begins with a partner who is a stranger and evokes immediate excitement   ||   may be exclusive but not possessive   ||   seeks early sexual adventure, variety and technique   ||   is ready for love and the risks

[   LUDUS - COMPETITIVE LOVE   ( teasing,   attention,  fun  before  commitment )   ] is not ready to commit to anyone   ||   has no intention of falling in love   ||   is anxious about a partner who is too intimate   ||   allows early sexual activity only for fun, without emotional connections   ( with conditions )

[   STORGE - FAMILIAL LOVE   ( loyalty,  siblings  and  friends,  commitment )   ] is not looking for love but is ready if encountered   ||   is quietly possessive but not overly jealous   ||   believes love comes from friendship but not a goal of life   ||   only has sexual desires after commitment is declared

SECONDARY LOVES

[   MANIA - OBSESSIVE LOVE   ( obsessions,  possessiveness,  jealousy )   - Ludus-Eros   ] is anxious about falling in love and has expectations of pain   ||   quickly becomes overwhelmed by thoughts of their partner   ||   forces partner into showing affection and emotion   ||   is easily frustrated and does not enjoy sexual intimacy   ||   is very possessive and jealous

[   AGAPE - ALTRUISTIC LOVE   ( unbreakable,  forgiveness,  wholistic )   - Eros-Storge   ] is attracted to several types of people   ||   meets people easily so most likely will begin with a stranger   ||   feels concern and cares for each partner they have   ||   is neither jealous nor obsessive   ||   enjoys sex and is willing to improve it

[   PRAGMA - PRACTICAL LOVE   ( rationality,  realism,  collaboration )   - Storge-Ludus   ] is certain of their preferable “types”    ||   begins a relationship with an already familiar person   ||   believes a loving relationship is desirable for a happy life   ||   expects reciprocation with feelings   ||   believes sexual compatibility can be worked out

tagged by :   @buildingfalls  lov  u  b tagging :   @atomiclike   @silverskins   @thickcrskiin   @scoundreled   @stcrlike   &   whoever  else  wants  to  do  it  tbh

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      ARCHETYPES   QUIZ.

ADVOCATE  --  47% :   the  advocate  is  the  one  everyone  wants  on  their  side.   in  the  name  of   justice,  they  are  not  afraid  to  challenge  authority  or  speak  up  for   others.

ROYAL  --  27% :   when  the  royal  walks  into  a  room,  they  command  attention.   they  are  the   one  in  charge,  and  they  enjoy  reaping  the  rewards  of  their  hard  work.

REBEL  --  26% :   the  rebel  is  comfortable  throwing  caution  to  the  wind—and  bucking  the  system—if  that  means  getting  their  point  across.

TAGGED BY :   @scarbraved   thank  u  babe TAGGING :   @silverskins   @eldestsabourin   @icarussolved   @miseryfelt   @theirfight   @bleedwar

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      a  question  with  no  answer :   when  will  alexa  mae  abernathy  learn  to  respect  people  who  aren’t  her  brother

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ICARUSSOLVED.

             “ It’s more the resemblence of annoyance. Let me see that data Ms. Abernanthy. Thank you for your assistance. ”

she  decides     it's  for  the  best  if  she  keeps   quiet   about  that  ‘annoyance'  comment,  only  offers  a  curt  nod  in  response  to  his  request.   hand  digs  into  the  pocket  of  her  coat,  holding  up  a  flash  drive  for  him  to  take.            ‘      it’s  all  here.   also,  just  so  you  know,  we  prefer  to  work  on  our  own,  too.   sadly,  that’s   not   how  the  people  on  top  want  this  case  to  go,  so  we’ll  just  have  to   collaborate   and  deal.      ’

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