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[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[octopussoir-]

[kitqat-deactivated20240524]

[actualdogvines]

[eurovision-gifs]

Eurovision 2016 - Justs Sirmais

Requested by @no-appypollyloggies-needed

[liber-legis]

[newkidsonmycock27]

1st person: i’ll have a baked potadah….and a salad

2nd person: 

[monkeysaysficus]

In actual goddamned tears

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

I’m the mixed vegetables 

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

*on an airplane*

*sticks my dick out the window n wacks it at 30,000 feet*

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

who was i

[dongboss]

ive done this and I got sucked into the turbine

[deadgrabs-blog]

The ultimate succ

[dongboss]

I died

[suzyhotrod-deactivated20150613]

does the 5 second rule apply to soup? please hurry 

[youngestalien]

cute names for your girl: slime

[youngestalien]

[atl-anon]

Marvel could make a ton of money if they released a line of clothes based on Peggy Carter’s outfits.

[phdna]

Marvel could make a ton of money if they realized they have female characters

[m0xt]

[imitationlulu]

ARE THE CHILDREN PLAYING THIS GAME OKA y

[dhrupad]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i don’t understand the point of Head & Shoulders shampoo. no one has hair on their shoulders. who is shampooing shoulder hair. please come forward now. no questions

[2000ish]

[animusrox]

Me: Man that movie was awesome.

Friend: Nah, the book was better, it didn’t have…

Me:

[bibiccc-deactivated20221025]