Everything's an Illusion.

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[honestlyshooketh]

Puns @internetimp

[dailypawnee]

2x20 / 7x04

[nbcparksandrec]

Same as it ever was.

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[nbcparksandrec]

Correct. 

[myskinnyelephant]

I think everybody literally needs a Chris Traeger friend in their life

[nbcparksandrec]

L I T E R A L L Y

[skulldice]

[nbcparksandrec]

Andy Dwyer: An angel without wings.

[cowboyhudsons]

[nbcparksandrec]

*Implodes at the thought of Ron emoting*

[nbcparksandrec]

He’s on the case June 12!

[marauders4evr]

[atheistnextdoor]

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

[pre-med-timelord]

The last one was great!

[blue-flamingoo]

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

[pokefan211]

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

[cineraria]

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

[larryslove]

This is why I love Tumblr.

[kiddjmccann]

two hours later i click reblog

[bruve-blog]

five hours later i click reblog

[guactactical-deactivated2017040]

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

[squirticuno]

When your life is falling apart but you want to remain optimistic

[stevenstrange]

[ugly]

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

[projectbot13]

Do you have friends?

People made stop being some pretty anyone really been far.

[ilona-ritter]

I’m a character actor. I never wanted to do just myself. I don’t like to be me—in fact, that’s one of my pitfalls now, when directors say, ‘Just be yourself.’ I’m like, ‘I don’t want to fuckin’ be myself! That’s why I’m acting! That’s why I’m an actor!’ I want to lose myself in a role. That’s the goal, for me. - Evan Peters for Nylon, 2015

[bubba-joan]

[ka1cumber]

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

[harocat]

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

[hereforpizza]

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

[vanehwasreal]

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

[vanehwasreal]

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

[colorfulraven]

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.