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How do I make the perfect egg

step one: be a chicken

can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much it’s not funny

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Lupin gets back and he feels like crap and suddenly his best friend’s son is writing an essay about how to kill him like that is so fucked up

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Bear in mind that an ex-Death Eater does this to someone who was in the Order, risked his life fighting against said Death Eaters and lost his best friends to the Death Eater’s genocidal leader, for the sole purpose of screwing him over, and as far as we know he experiences no consequences whatsoever for doing so.

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And if that wasn’t enough, he made them write those essays hoping some of them would realize Lupin’s a werewolf. And one did, but Hermione is a fucking DECENT HUMAN BEING and said nothing. Apparently the ‘insufferable know-it-all' can keep her mouth closed, when it’s for something important. Just like Snape didn’t do at the end of the book.

I’m getting mad, so here’s something I’ve realized while reading The Order of the Phoenix again. (Please keep in mind that my books are in Italian and some concepts might be hard to explain, I apologize for my English mistakes)

In chapter 14, when The Trio talked with Sirius, he said that two years before Dolores Umbridge had written a law against werewolves that made it almost impossible for Lupin to find a job.

Now ask yourself this question. Why two years?

What had happened two years before? During Harry’s third year? Oh, right. The Magical World had discovered that one of Hogwarts’ teachers (someone who was in constant conctat with their children) was a werewolf. Does that ring any bell?

But that’s not all! If we take a look at chapter 15, in the Daily Prophet article we can see a familiar name: Remus Lupin. In a newspaper. Where everyone can read it. “The werewolf Remus Lupin”. No wonder he couldn’t find a job! And it’s not the first time the Daily Prophet has written about him, as it’s stated in the article itself. There must have been a huge scandal when it had all come out.

So basically, when Snape decided he couldn’t bear not having what he wanted (for example, SIRIUS BLACK GETTING KISSED BY A DEMENTOR) and spilled the secret, he didn’t only tell the whole school. He didn’t only tell the kids’ parents. The told the whole Magical World.

He told the whole Magical World that a man who had kept his condition secret all his life was a werewolf.

And the Magical World responded with a law against werewolves.

So, basically, Snape didn’t only ruin Remus Lupin’s life. He ruined the life of every single werewolf in the UK.

But, you know. Bravest man I ever knew.

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I will never not reblog how horrible Snape was. A great character? Why of course. But a great man? Absolutely disgusting.

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honestly, if dumbledore had just let voldemort become a teacher, everything would have probably turned out okay. he’d have quit within the week because students are terrible and what even is this essay, is this even written in english, why is it sticky?

still a better teacher than lockhart though

This is hilarious 😂

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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What a time to be alive.

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“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

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I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

sherpawhale

So we’re going to have dragon-slaying competitions. What a time to be alive

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Welp, i found a sport i want to participate in. COMPETITIVE DRAGON-SLAYING.

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*Hawke cracks knuckles*

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Do you have any domestic jily headcanons?

i have many headcanons that can be applied in both canon and au verse because i’m a special kind of trash

lily can’t cook for shit but james can because he was a lonely kid who’s only form of company was house elves so you can bet that my boy new how to whip up treacle tarts and mince pies and that’s like 70% of the reason lily fell in love with him

he’s not very good at laundry though once he turned an entire load pink because he put his gryffindor quidditch cloak in there and lily is both amused and annoyed

lily is completely disorganised but in a neat way like her papers will be stacked nice and proper but one can be a recipe for a shrinking solution and the next can be a crude draft of a letter she wrote for sirius her books are all in place on a shelf but there’s no rhyme to it at all and she has a thing for dusting

like a huge thing for dusting

i’m talking about will wear socks and t shirt with her hair in place with her wand and sing in to the feather duster because she’s blasting a pink floyd record

(james is in the corner with a huge ass grin because the love of his life is a Dork capitalisation fucking earned)

one time lily showed james the benefits of soaking in the bath and now he has an extensive collection of bath salts, candles, bubblebaths and bath bombs that he uses at least every fortnight

they make bets about everything and they’re usually betting time one time lily won and she made james do the washing up for an entire month

it was sirius’ idea to get a cat because he actually likes cats but feels like it would damage his precious reputation if he got one so he made them get one and then basically spends all his time with it he is the literal personification of the comes to your house just to play with your pet and leave meme

james is the little spoon fIGHT ME

lily takes up the entire bed and leaves 6 inches of space for him so he sleeps on his side and wakes up to her clinging on to his back like a koala

when harry comes along james is a complete wreck because he doesn’t know anything about kids and lily finds it hilarious that whenever harry starts to cry james looks like he’s about to cry too

seriously though he’s such a wreck like harry would just sneeze and james is already banging about for a pepper up potion or halfway on his way to st mungo’s what a nerd

james reads the stories though and they usually settle with lily sitting between his thighs with harry on her lap because james does the voice better

lily gets harry a walker and james practically gets an anuerysm because how is this safe?? this is not safe he’s going to hurt himself don’t worry harry dada’ll protect you

james does get into those terrible onesies with the lame ass puns on them and even worse, often does matching outfit days with harry and goes out in public like that

lily photographs everything and everyone and probably has thousands of pictures of james asleep with his mouth open and harry sleeping on top his chest with the cat curled up next to them

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my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

Yes I love this AU ajhhhhhhhhhhhh

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That moment when you don’t sleep, get bored of working on your final projects and end up doodling at 3 AM in the morning… I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore… But yeah, Adrien learns Marinette likes… Adrien? what?

Oh god… I need to sleep.

Someone take me away from the computer.