Unbetitelt

23 she/her Spoiler tag: ray route spoilers ; the ssum spoiler I cannot wait and that's why I'm already playing the ssum lol --- Me 24.07.22: this is so outdated lol and I'm not even playing the ssum now rip

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[hikarisakurariver]

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

[purgatoryhole]

Redraw of a comic from my old blog (rip) anyway happy pride months to MCs and gay demons everywhere <3

[wanderingmind867]

Say what you want about the Nintendo 3DS (like how apparently some of their game cartridges have stopped working nowadays) but at least they didn't make internet access something you had to pay for! I could go to google on my 3DS just fine. I could use google on it, I could use online communication features to do things like wonder trade on pokemon.

With the Nintendo Switch, they've locked all the online features behind a stupid subscription service! I've never paid for it, I never intend to pay for it, and I find it annoying they expect me to. I should be allowed access to the Internet and to online features without shelling out more money! I think that's annoying and stupid. And that's the kind of thing that could be said to show an enhanced greed within a corporation. Hence the Switch 2 now having "digital key cards" in place of cartridges. It's all about enhanced greed, I think.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[scribbly-blue-hearts]

Local wing expert, how do you think wings would function in combat? Would they be a help or more of a hinderance?

They can be both a help or hinderance but that is down to who has them.

As someone who has both thrown and taken punches from both humans and birds (Swans wont actually break your arm with their wing if they hit you, but they can crack your skull if they knock you over), having a wing punch you would shatter at a minimum a few ribs.

Then you have the alternate scenario of winged person hitting you at speed from height. The results of this would require either the assistance of a chiropractor or a undertaker to fix.

The downside of course with anything fleshy is injuries. And if there is a large surface area like a wing, there would be lots of opportunity for that. Feathers if ripped out can bleed, skin tears and bruises.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[boccher]

floridans will say "in melbourne" and expect you to understand they mean their lil shitty ass suburb and not the city of 5 million people of the same name

[boccher]

genuinely I've seen multiple times australian melburnians having to clarify they mean melbourne, australia instead of the other way around. what kind of unbelievably sick entitlement do melbourne, florida residents grow up in

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[breya-etherium-shaper]

You ever think about how the only reason Samuel l Jackson got into acting is because he was a radical activist and his mom got threatened that he’d end up dead so she sent him away to school to save him

[postmarxed]

Literally the FBI told her to get him out of Atlanta or they were going to murder him

[pretentiouslimericks]

[yourkpopidolsucks]

UMMM???? CAN WE GET SOME ELABORATION PLEASE?????

[breya-etherium-shaper]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

the fbi literally threatens people fighting for racial equality with death without a trial and people still think theyre the good guys

[kickassmemes1]

[tsunderrated]

me and my sibling

[tsunderrated]

One of the funniest things of all time is tumblr nuking the perfectly safe picture of oreimo I posted here

[mantis-lizbian]

a perfect example of the phenomenon where censorship of a thing implies something MUCH more severe than what was actually there.