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Thinking about writing some reader inserts for the famdom. If ya’ll would like feel free to send in some requests.
Request are open!
Will do fluff, smut (with in reasion), and angst.
Requests still open!
I used to be straight until this woman turned me into a lesbian mess
Fucking gender envy right here.
Alucard
Young King Ours Hellsing Illustrations ~ Part 2 ~
A/n: I have no explanation other than it just happened
Hellsing Head Canons No One Asked For
Integra: knows how to operate a hot air balloon
Alucard: Sucks a Monopoly
Walter: wears dentures
Seras: has curtain lights and will literally sit on her bed for hours doing absolutely nothing else but watching them
Pip: he isn’t the type to be a dad but he would definitely be the fun uncle
Anderson: knows the Bible word for word and can recite it without any mistakes
Maxwell: has sensitive skin and is a cry baby about it
Heinkel: also has sensitive skin and doesn’t care, their hands could be drier than the Sahara Desert and they still won’t use lotion
Yumi: loves to read and write
The Major: gets hella pussy (*plays ‘cuffing season’*)
Luke: got bullied in school by the popular girl (I’m still debating on whether he liked it or not)
Jan: acts tough but as a human couldn’t hold his own, he would run his mouth but wouldn’t fight when given the chance to
The Captain: could not pick up on flirting to save his life
Zorin: has sugar babies
Dok: has a pollen allergy
Dandy Man: is part of a pyramid scheme and always trying to get more people to join
Schrödinger: can’t climb a tree and is scared of vacuum cleaners
Rip: is also scared of vacuum cleaners
Here’s an idea of the reader loving all of his forms
Like he would use his other forms to fluster the poor reader
Oh hells yeah. After conducting that Alucard simp poll a couple weeks ago, we now know that the love for Alucard's various forms stretch across the board.
Alucard Using His Shapeshifting to Fluster His S/O
It was common knowledge in Hellsing that there were many shapes and forms Alucard could take on. Sometimes he was shadows in the ceiling corner, spying on guests as they speak with his Master. Other times he could be mist under the dining room table, listening in on conversations between Hellsing staff on the goings-on of the manor. He was unpredictable, and this made everyone hyper aware of what they said while on duty.
You, on the other hand, have been his lover for quite a bit, and when you manage to wiggle into Alucard's dead heart as you have, guessing his patterns and whereabouts becomes a bit of a game for you.
Integra: "Damn that creature, he did not arrive for our scheduled meeting with the Iscariot, again. Where the blazes is he?"
You: "Oh, he was there. He's just hiding in your shadow again."
Alucard, from Integra's shadow on the carpet: "The sun was at it's peak. Why should I burn myself for those Catholic hypocrites?"
Integra: "Why you-get out of there!"
You: "I did advise you to close the blinds, sir."
As clever as you are, Alucard does not find this at all amusing. He lives on being a master of deception and trickery, and you just manage to throw off his whole vibe.
So one day, he decides to turn the tables on you.
You wake up early morning to start the day, and turn to kiss Alucard good morning, as he always joins you in bed before taking his daytime slumber.
To your shock, you turn to find a slobbery black dog cuddled up to your side. Baskerville licks a wet stripe up your face, getting slobber in your nose and eye.
"Hilarious", you grumble sarcastically, before shoving the hound off of you to go wash your face.
Later that afternoon, you go to retrieve a box of Sir Integra's favorite tea from the kitchen pantry, opening the door to find a young girl hanging by her neck from the ceiling. You scream in shock, falling to the ground in terror. But you quickly recognize the coal-black hair and ruby eyes.
"God damn it, Alucard! I nearly pissed myself!"
He giggles wholeheartedly from the makeshift noose, before you grab the tea bags and slam the door in his face.
You stay on guard after that, constantly on edge for the rest of the evening.
Catching onto his game, you consistently point him out from every nook and cranny you know he frequents, raining on his parade before he can get the jump on you again.
By the time you are getting ready for bead, you think he's finally given up, but then you feel the mattress and sheets shift.
"Don't even try it, Alucard. I know you're there," you grumble, just wanting some shut-eye.
But then you feel two strong hands grip your shoulders, and long legs barricade against your hips, pinning you down on the mattress.
"But why end the fun when the night is still young, my love?" a deep and sultry accented voice whispers in your ear. You look up to see the unmistakable face of Vlad staring you down, the best 'do me' look shimmering in his lustful gaze. He's stripped down to his underclothes, wearing a loose peasant shirt that gives you a welcome view of his hairy, muscular chest.
"Always keen on the element of surprise, eh Drac?" you hum.
"And there are many more surprises to come," he chuckles, before leaning down and kissing you, beginning what would turn out to be a very long night for you both <3
◤✞ 𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖛𝖊 𝖓𝖔 𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖆
𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉
𝖕𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 ✞◥
Alucard x female reader
Synopsis : A moment shared between a human, you, and your vampire lover, Alucard, could not go on without a bite or two during a quiet night in your chamber.
Smut : biting, fingering, vampire, blood drinking, in this universe Alucard don't transform the reader for plot purpose, Alucard could be a warning but he's quite soft in this.
1 400 words
i don’t care anymore let’s settle this like men
vampires
werewolves
I'm back! I'm sorry but I can't get enough of your Alu writing...
How do you think Alu would proceed if he was upset at his s/o or had an issue that he would like to discuss? And what about if he thought that his s/o is upset with him (maybe she is acting differently)? Thank you!
Contents: Alucard actually having good communication skills, reader not so much, gn!reader, not proofread
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Sexiest Hellsing Alucard Form
15th century Count
Level 6, 20th century Alucard
Level 1, Leathercard/Baskerville
Level 0, Vladcard
Girlycard
Hello! Can we get a soft/needy Alucard headcanons with his s/o? Fem or gn, whatever you feel comfortable with. Thank you 😊
✿ You walked through the halls of Hellsing's manor, your steps slow yet your kinda of short figure remained straight and prideful. You stopped on your way into the kitchen once you spotted two soldiers whispering to each other in a low tone.
✿ One of them held a fine-designed bottle with a red liquid that seemed like wine. (Let's be honest, every one of you knows pretty well what it's inside the bottle).
✿ "It's your turn to deliver this" The chubby one pointed out.
✿ The tall-skinny soldier frowned at his partner's suggestion. 'Have you lost your mind!? There's no way I'm going down there. God knows what that sinister monster has in store for people like you and me!"
✿ "I will get this" You spoke suddenly with your hand reaching out, startling both of them as a result.
✿ The soldiers gazed at you and then at each other before they finally stared back at you with unsure expressions.
✿ "Are you sure you can-" The chubby began to say but the other man interrupted him abruptly as he grabbed the 'wine' and gave it to you.
✿ Without a word you turned on your heel and walked away, holding the glass bottle with both hands behind your back. You heard a weak "Be careful" But instead of feeling the slightest concern, the smirk across your face grew bigger.
✿ On your way down to the long rocky stairs of the estate's basement, a thought crossed your mind. 'Cowards, what a disappointment for the Hellsing organization".
✿ "Indeed, my princess" Alucard's deep voice echoed within the walls with an amused laughter following shortly after.
✿ "How many times will I tell you to not read my thoughts without my permission?" Your tone was serious but Alucard knew better you were just joking around.
✿ "How much time will it take you to know that I am only teasing you, my beloved?" The vampire king's grin widened showing his pure white teeth along with his sharp fangs.
✿ You gave out a deep sigh and looked straight into his glowing eyes. "Catch" Without a second warning, you threw the glass bottle at his direction. You gave him a satisfied grin when his hand caught the desired object in the air with such ease.
✿ Your eye brow raised a bit once Alucard glanced at you while patting gently his lap with one hand.
✿ "Not until I'll be sure you're no longer 'thirsty'" You answered with closed eyes and a gentle smile.
✿ "You do remember my vow to you, don't you, princess?" Alucard questioned calmly.
✿ "How much time will it take you to know that I am only teasing you, Alucard?" You joked as you made your way to him. You sat on his lap and wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him in for a loving embrace. "I missed you", You whispered to him.
✿ It took him a whole minute but he returned the loving gesture by embracing you back. Covering your upper body almost completely with his long arms.
✿ One hand reached up and began to caress the back of your head while the other was giving your back gentle rubs. His eyelids closed slowly and a genuine smile appeared across his lips, he finally had you in his arms after so many hours of waiting for you to pay him your every night visit. "My princess, you have no idea how much I craved your touch" Alucard's voice sounded like a blissful melody, as he had already rested the side of his face against yours. The low tone of his voice along the soft waves of his breathing hit your ears ever so softly. His lips gave your cheek a sweet kiss, making you grin a bit and bury your face to the crock of his neck and nuzzle to his pale yet smooth skin. A fair chuckle escaped him. "is my beloved one too tired to roam the night with me today?"
✿ "I haven't even the strength to respond your arrogance stupid words properly" Your sounded so exhausted. I worked all day, I know it is your month for me to stay up the night with you but...it's not always easy for me as it is to you "
✿ "There's no reason for you to explain yourself to me about your human needs. If you wish to stay put and rest for the night then I am more than willing to enjoy a peaceful evening with no one else but you my dear" Alucard held you against him, noticing how your breathing began to slow down as you fell asleep into his embrace. The monster and the man inside him laughted in amusement. How could such a little mortal like yourself change the ruthless beast inside him? Alucard will remain awake to guard what's most precious to him and treasure such moments between you both.
rip van winkle
[gets a tumblr ask and reads it] wow! i should respond to that!! first i have to do something though [walks into the ocean never to be seen again]
why dont you read/watch something that forces you to confront the fact that you are capable of feeling empathy for a person who has done deeply cruel or evil things. And maybe you’ll calm down
THIS. And then perhaps you will understand that feeling empathy doesn't equate to condoning or forgiving those actions, nor does it set you on a path towards committing evil acts yourself.
A gentle reminder that Kradeelav, an artist that has recently come back on tumblr, has drawn child porn featuring Alucard and Integra (calling it “jail bait”).
If you are somewhat new to the fandom and find this content disturbing or triggering like a normal person, I highly suggest you block them.
If you need proof, you can go look for yourself on their blog at your own risk. I’m not going out of my way to post screenshots of vile shit.
on a call talking about episode 9 rn this came to me in a vision
WILLKOMMEN, MY LITTLE PREYS!
This is a blog focused solely and exclusively on the Captain (Hellsing), with some small exceptions aimed only at Alucard. Here I will post Curiosities, One Shots, Scenarios, Roleplays and Pictures about our beloved war veteran werewolf. I only accept Horror and Yandere themes, so forget romantic or funny stuff.
The requests / asks are open, so feel free to send me what you want. However, I DO NOT accept: - Things involving r*pe - Things involving incest
You can also find me on Instagram, my username is ❝HELLSING_FACTSS❞ . I will publish here on Tumblr some posts / curiosities already present on my Instagram profile.
I wish you a pleasant stay, but be careful… The big bad wolf is always hungry.