RaNDoM_nAMe5

Im gay and have an obsession with Ted lasso to a near problematic level

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“I’m gonna fuck your wife dale”-Julia

Words to live by

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I’m watching Muppets Now and I am only now realizing that beaker is bunsen’s sugar daddy 🫡

Also Bunsen is the bottom because a Bunsen burner goes below a beaker

I’m sorry for existing

I don’t know why this is what I think of

Here’s my dog as an apology

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I know I should be sleeping, but I’m thinking of ✨him✨

The Twink of them all

Even though he’s too old to be a Twink

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I feel like Kermit the frog today

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[bugsbutch]

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I feel like Dr Bunsen Honeydew today

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

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I feel like the Swedish Chef today

[random-name5]

Jason Jelly

Tumblr sexyman

Tumblr sadman

Tumblr baby

Tumblr dummy

This man and tumblr dont go in the same sentence (remove him from the internet)

Tumblr manchild

Demon

Tumblr icon

Tumblr silly boi

Tumblr serious boi

Dog

Cat

Voting ended onMay 30

[frontmansdefender]

Oh Wikipedia. Never change

[random-name5]

I feel like Crazy Harry today

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Normal Pinterest board

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I really want to eat melons for some reason

Not watermelon tho, like cantaloupe or honeydew

HONEYDEW? WAIT