Runeko's Random Madness

lunatic-neko posting and reblogging random things~

[nekojiima]

I dreamt that I was a vaporeon 

[ignitiondorks]

Why are we talking to each other in English?

Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably (via ignitiondorks)

[3drod]

Please be nice when playing 1v.4

[minddpalaces]

it will forever confuse me that the german tumblr app now says “… hat deinen Eintrag gelikt” and not “… hat deinen Eintrag als Favorit markiert” which is just shortened and very nice but I don’t read gelikt as [gelaikd] but as [gelikt] and that sounds as if someone licked my post and i really wish i could unread/unhear that

[official-deutschtuerke-deactiva]

Tumblr fickt mich eh schon, da können die mich auch lecken

[bottled-snow]

You know what month next month is?

May.

You know what’s happening in May?

EUROVISION

YOU CAN ALREADY SMELL THE GLITTER AND DISAPPOINTMENT

[cockyhorror]

me, finding out i have more things to do on top of the million things i already had to do: “wow. that’s a lot of things to do. better take a nap”

[sillyandquiteawkward]

how to waste 8 hours of your life

step 1: have to do something

step 2: dont

step 3: feel guilty you havent done it

step 4: conclude you are not allowed to do anything until you do the thing

step 5: dont

congratulations, youve wasted 8 hours of you life doing absolutely nothing

[kitty-bandit]

I think that people easily forget...

That the oldest of the Millennials are 36 years old.

In fact, some charts have them ending as early as 1995.

So if you were born between ‘95 and 2000 you could be either a Millennial or Gen Z.

I think the point I’m trying to make here is that most people talk about Millennials as if they’re all clueless teenagers when in reality they’re likely between the ages of 20-36.

[sindri42]

Millennials are generally young adults suffering from a failing economy and a failed educational system, being portrayed as clueless children by the people who broke the economy and the educational system.

[theblacksophisticate]

“…being portrayed as clueless children by the people who broke the economy and the educational system.” 

[i-polyglot-this]

So there is this idea that when you’re bilingual you like to show off and use foreign words on purpose but tbh when I can’t remember a word in French but know it in English I just feel completely stupid, like come on brain it’s our mother tongue, don’t tell me you can’t remember, I’m going to sound like an idiot now

[writing-prompt-s]

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

[fairies-and-tigers]

relateable

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[random-runeko]

And now make a good guess why most of us only know the half-finished ones.

[twitterlols]

[martininamerica-deactivated2016]

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

[zedigalis]

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

[smolyokai]

“Are you a sausage?” “*cats looks down and back up* yah”

[nevertoomanyspiders]

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

[evaunit08]

Hakuna Matata

[evaunit08]

What a wonderful phrase

[evaunit08]

Hakuna Matata

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

[zee-ami]

what you did is inexcusable 

[cryptid-rose-moved-deactivated2]

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Look at this angel..

[blueberylpie]

Hanayo

My sweet rice queen.

[ragecomics4you]

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.