My Weird Blog.

Hermit Nerd Perv| Basically keeping this main blog because I don't want to delete my writing one| Active on randomwordprompts

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

I just want some outstanding toe curling, forget what year it is awesome jawsome followed up with me giving deep slow strokes to somebody’s nasty thick/chubby daughter

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Sir I-

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

IG saw it first but here’s me and bro back in the lab again working on different combinations with back words gliding

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Got me wanting to learn how to skate so I can reach my full fine ass auntie potential

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Go do it, go forth and prosper young grasshopper @random-word-prompts

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Shit, come to philly and teach me. My friends too headass they'll have me falling all the time @imleft-handed

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

@random-word-prompts fly me out and I got you

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@imleft-handed I-

You got the airbnb if I do that

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

IG saw it first but here’s me and bro back in the lab again working on different combinations with back words gliding

[random-word-prompts]

Got me wanting to learn how to skate so I can reach my full fine ass auntie potential

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Go do it, go forth and prosper young grasshopper @random-word-prompts

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Shit, come to philly and teach me. My friends too headass they'll have me falling all the time @imleft-handed

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

IG saw it first but here’s me and bro back in the lab again working on different combinations with back words gliding

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Got me wanting to learn how to skate so I can reach my full fine ass auntie potential

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~Le Masterlist~

I’ll update this as time goes on, but here’s everything!

Series:

Intimate Friends(Completed) - One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Epilogue

If It’s Magic(IP) - One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six

One Shots:

Late Nights | First Impressions | Guilt By Association | Budding Demon | Some Kind of Drug

Headcanons:

High School

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Updated 7/4/19!

[sapphicsinthecloset]

(Sorry for the quality but heh yeah)

[sapphicsinthecloset]

Why would they fight? They’re dating.

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Just wanna give deep slow strokes and passionate kisses to somebody daughter

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Can...can a bitch volunteer? 🤣🤣🤣

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[aielei]

don’t 👏 tell  👏 your  👏 partner 👏 you 👏 have 👏 taken 👏 an 👏 STD 👏 test 👏 if 👏 you 👏 haven’t 👏 just 👏 to 👏 have 👏 sex

[thepricessaa]

I got an STD because my ex boyfriend did exactly this. Thank god I tested myself when I started a new relationship. The sooner you get tested the more effective the treatment is if you have an STD. Get tested! 

[foxbridgeni]

For those who are not comfortable seeing a specialist face to face, or if it’s too expensive where you live, LetsGetChecked sells high-quality STI tests.

Before you get all confused what the difference between STDs and STIs is:

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LetsGetChecked USA

LetsGetChecked rest of the world

[orihime-maychan]

Signal boosting this because this is very, very important. Stay safe and healthy, everyone.

[chrissongzzz]

😂😂

[hennymademe]

Women ain’t shit man I tell ya what

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

^^^^^ 😆😆😆

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People* ain't shit, don't do that. Nigga was fucking her best friend 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute

Me: your communication skills trash

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

That energy I’m still giving,

know better, do better, be better

Or leave

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Working on having this energy

[afro-elf]

i got gemini and i’m fucking pissed about it

[africanaquarian]

i got aquarius

[besitodulce-deactivated20220227]

i got scorpio… i’m going to retake it

[arievogues]

I got Virgo

[lenabeanss]

I hate this, I got Aquarius

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Capricorn… I DOUBT IT

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

I got a Gemini, awe HELL nah. Them wishy washy ass niggas

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

So you a Gemini hater too ? 🙂🙄🙄🙄

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Lol naaaaah not a hater I’m just saying, one minute y’all hot, next minute y’all cold

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As a Gemini, I resent that 😂😂😂

[veryfunnymemes]

[raritee88]

Real

[muchadoeaboutnothing]

A word.

[king-emare]

Shit

[hennndo]

How many times have you had this conversation with your white friends?

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Uncle Shay coming through with that gospel

[justflowerslove]

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

MAN!!

[destinyrush]

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

[destinyrush]

Edit: an anon said that “Game Face” is actually about Fallon Fox, a transgender woman.

[artharddd]

Reblog 4 later

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Probably gonna delete after the 17th or just uninstall this hellsite of an app so if you have my info you know how to find me.