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La Squadra with an f/o that’s just… like

unaware of the horrors

like just full on whimsical and your average citizen

really lame concept but it’s cutesy

like an f/o that’s lowkey just living their best life while their partner has a bullet between their cheeks everyday or whatever and they don’t know. a house spouse if you will

Oh that's adorable WYHELLY

La squadra with an S/O reader that is a blissfully unaware civillian

AND I LIVE!!! *rises from the dead like Frankenstein* 🤩🤩 what is up y'all!!

Risotto is so.. Confused. He's got a bullet wound right? I mean he's practically bleeding out all over your seats and your talking about ur day.. But whatever, the less witnesses to his pain the better.

Prosciutto doesn't understand how u don't see the blood he washes out of his clothes frequently. Albeit he avoids getting blood on them in the first place but sometimes its almost impossible to do the job blood free. That's the only reason he does the laundry, if he had it his way he wouldn't be but he can't risk u suddenly figuring it out. If ur dumb enough not to realise all the private phonecalls and bullet wounds then ur dumb enough to snitch on accident. Besides if u do snitch, accident or not, he doesn't wanna be the one to get rid of you

Pesci thinks ur just acting oblivious.. He once asked his team mates why u were so.. Unaware? And they looked at each other before teasing him about it for weeks🥹 and although ur definitely something, he kind of appreciates how u wash the blood out without a second thought, although he also kind of wishes you'd ask if he's okay and who's blood it was just so he could brag that it wasn't his.

Formaggio is chill with it honestly, if u don't figure it out he's not gonna tell you! .. And if u do figure it out then his excuse will probably sound something like "you never asked!"

Illuso is paranoid asf so he probably thinks your like, trying to pull a fast one on him and his attachment issues

Melone will outright tell you. What're u gonna do? Run? (Yes.) U knew what u were signing up for when u got with him apparently according to the text he sent u after u freaked out and locked urself in the bathroom💔

Ghiaccio is so aggressively confused over it.. Like.. Do u not see the blood?? Hello??? Is he in psychosis and is just imagining this??! Is none of this real?!? What if he's already been found out and has been jailed and this is how his frustrating mind is coping!?? ... Yea he's really paranoid over it. It takes two minutes for him to snap out of it though cause when he's with someone he's with them for life. So eventually he'll have to tell you anyway, right? (Domestic house husband ghiaccio anyone?)

Sorbet doesn't question it, he's seen enough in his life to know that yes some people do see it and say nothing in fear. But he does go out of his way to keep it out of ur face just in case ur not pretending

Gelato absolutely refuses to believe you don't see whats happening. He has himself convinced that u must just be acting oblivious because there is no way someone is that naive. .. Right???

(This was halfway done for awhile.. UP UNTIL NOW👅👅)

(I wrote that awhile ago I juz finished this omgod)

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Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

HMM...

HMMMMHHHMM... *thinks hard... Thinks so hard my brain expands like that Einstein meme that I don't have the image for*

*..heavy breathing..*

Cat simulator. (I know don't boo me 🥺)

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Could I request La squadra finding out there teammate is an alien pretty please 🥹

This idea is yummy *nods in approval*

La squadra finding out their teammate is an alien

AND I LIVE!!!.. Chat I'm sorry for posting once in a blue moon🥺 (I can't even blame it on the AO3 curse no more💔)

Risotto? He's the same *shrug* he's nonchalantly nodding, but if u look close enough you'll see him keeping an eye on everything but you.

Prosciutto is.. Questionable in his approach.. Ur an alien right? Well what makes u so alien? U look perfectly human.. He won't stop pushing until you scare the nursing home memories out of his saggy fleshsuitcase with brittle bones body.

Pesci is... Well, I wanna say he's scared, but since the Magazine release (hehe I said release) we all know the truth... HE'S A SHAMMMM!!!! HE'S A DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT!!! *cries a little*

Formaggio is grossly interested.. Even more so then melone which u might think is weird but no, formaggio is just a freak like that.

Illuso stays FARRRRR away from you.. What if u have like.. An inner dimensional disease! What if he catches it and it marrs his beauty!? (Who's gonna tell him)

Melone is as much of a freak as he is a nerd. Asking a bajillion questions with little to no touching other then to stimulate response just so he can be a little nerd for the time being. And once hes nerded out all his nerd juice he goes right back to being a freak.

Ghiaccio is freaked the fuck out, if you guys are driving when he notices (because despite his glasses being thick ASF so is his skull) then he immediately pulls over, (he doesn't wanna get another ticket for accelerating or swerving on the road💔) and he kind of just.. Stares for a moment... Like really stares.. (And then he freaks the fuck out once his brain lag has run it's course)

Sorbet doesn't care what u are just so long as u don't touch his fucking leftovers. He swear someone keeps eating them..

Gelato is chill with it, oh your an alien from outta space? Sick. But don't mistake his chillness for kindness, if u let him know even the tiniest hint that u can do something better he's gonna square up with you alien or not💔

(Guys how do we feel about my writing after I was gone for...... Math.. Siiiughhs... 12march...1april....1..2..15...20.....minus the 20..) like two and a half weeks🤯 (if my math is off, nobody tell me)

(Off I go to ghost you all for another... Mmmmmm-month..*gag*..)

... Might rework the way this blog looks caus god damn my eyes hurt everytime I look

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La squadra with a chaperone/getaway driver teammate like Nico from devil may cry 5 (engineer/gunsmith, smartass, southern, etc I’d def recommend looking into the banter between her and Nero I love them so much 😭)

Wait this idea is amazing wt

La squadra with a getaway driver/chaperone

Heh.. Chat did we miss me🥹..

Risotto and you have a somewhat stronger bond. constant bickering, and I mean constant. If someone else is in the car with you guys, (let's say ghiaccio for the sake of content) they will want out as soon as possible. It's near impossible for anyone to remain sane when you and the infamous (but not really cause hes lwk suppose to be mysterious and all that) Risotto Nero start to argue or debate over something mid getaway

Prosciutto has a serious problem with wanting to be treated like royalty, he genuinely likes the feeling of having his personal chaperone and gets mad when ur caught driving the others around. He uses the excuse "u should only drive them around when they need a getaway driver!" Discreetly followed up with a "but not me though, I'm special." under his breath

Pesci doesn't have a license legally anymore, (because of speeding, but if anybody asks he never had one) so he usually gets you to chaperone him around when he's doing errands.

Formaggio and you are somewhat friends, (in his eyes atleast.) he wants you to drive him around all the time, you wanna drive him around too! (No u don't he's just delusional)

Illuso? Mixed with you? That's putting the word disaster spelled out with neon spraypaint in all capitals on your passenger seat. You two get along like two peas in seperate pods. (You coexist but your business shaped your friendship and is mostly spent seperated and often distant)

Melone spends his time on getaways in the back of your car on his computer scamming people or being a creepazoid or whatever, he doesn't bother you and you don't bother him, so long as he sticks to his computer and doesn't put a hand on your leg this time you two will get along fine.

Ghiaccio is basically like the annoying NERD younger brother who doesn't shut up on the drive home.. "Are we there yet?" "are we there yet??" "are we there yet???" is all youll hear for the entire time.. But God forbid you say something back to him.. It would start a year long fued between you two if you even tried.

Sorbet and you get along well, he actually use to be the one who was forced to drive the others around getaway mission or not, though he doesn't exactly have the balls (lol) to square up with risotto in the parking lot right after just cause he questioned your choice of directions..

Gelato appreciates you.. And speaking of that, he also really likes you! And he has the best time talking to you ever! ..... And after all that being said he will smoothly ask for a ride down to wherever he wanted to go.

Guys I want to drink more water but if I do I might get like kidney stones or whatever🥺 also I haven't played devil may cry 5 so I loosely based this just on a get away driver and chaperone cause..I don't actually have an excuse 🥹

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WHAT'S UP YOU-TUBE TUBE TUBE TUBE TUBE!

Heh..Chat I lowkey forgot about this account😨 and as for my studies.. Im on the verge of expulsion 😓 I KNOW.. I know it's bad, things have been getting ROUGH that AO3 curse is Kicking. My. Ass. Right now, sighs.. I don't know if now in my life is the correct time to keep up with this account.. (Cause it feels like im making excuses for myself 💔) Ill be honest I never understood why somebody made their hobbies into a profitable job, because wouldn't they feel the pressure? And anxiety? Wouldn't they feel like their hobby has just turned into a boring chore? I honestly never posted any of the fanfiction I wrote as a kid for that reason(still am a kid, for those select few who were wondering😋)

Oh wow never mind I just got a boost of motivation hah guess this rant is staying in the drafts😛 (ts is NOT staying in the drafts)

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girlypop please focus on your studies, you can write about la squadra after you graduate. Please please please you do not want to tank your GPA if you're planning to go to university. You can take a hiatus if you really need to, just please don't flunk because of writing fanfiction and head canons PLEASE.

I'M TRYINGG I PROMISE. I really hate taking breaks because it feels like I could be doing so much more for the people who are waiting on me.

My grades were never really good but these past few years I haven't been able to will myself into getting out of bed past doing chores around the house.

Idk what I want to do with my life honestly, I don't really have a passion for anything, I can barely get out of bed, not to mention trying to show up to class and actually wanting to be there. I'm trying but it feels like I'm pulling on a push door where everyone else is already inside.

And I know that's not excuse, I should be working to better myself, I should go more often and actually show up to class instead of skipping or leaving halfway through the day to go home and sleep until tomorrow to do it all again.

It feels like I get better again and then everything gets worse and gets longer and more difficult sighs, but idk maybe I'm just not built for this. Woah that was depressing, my bad anon, sorry 😓

Side note: woah this turned into something sad quick, sorry anon😓 I'll take your advice and try to apply more time on my studies. I'll still post but itll probably end up being reduced, thanks for being worried anon☺️

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La squadra tss as king care of kitties :DD or puppiess

I ascended and came back down while reading this because I panicked but I'm pretty sure u meant them taking care of kittens or puppies😭

La squadra taking care of kittens or puppies

If you know that iv done this before or even just something similar.. No I haven't.

Risotto doesn't really have a preference or a choice, he gets roped into it by pesci who is surprisingly persuasive.. Risotto overall is a pretty good caretaker, he's like the lukewarm porridge that Goldie locks so desperately wanted.

Prosciutto is such a stick in the mud. It's like he enjoys being difficult.. It's either "The kittens are too clingy!" or "the puppies are crawling around too much!" oh no! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

pesci is the one who persuades everyone else into doing it for a bit of extra cash.. He's pretty good at it too, he worries.. A lot. So that helps him

Formaggio is the OG stray cat tamer. (It's the only pussy he'll ever get.. It's actually crazy bro nobody learn from him.) anyways back on topic, if there's ever a stray that can't be tamed by treats, they call formaggio.. And then subsequently snatch whatever poor animal walked into his clutches as he is not to be trusted. (He put that kitty meow meow in a bottle bro.. He is not the reliable one when it comes to petsitting..)

Illuso refuses to even acknowledge that his teammates would participate in such a thing as lame as this.. (He says as he feeds his 12 cats)

Melone actually had a summer job as a teen which was pet sitting, so he has moderate experience, although he hardly applies it to the situation at hand and sort of just lays back and watches everyone else do it. He will step in though if things get too hectic

Ghiacco gets mad at the animals as if they can actually hear him and then acts surprised when the situation gets worse.. Never leave this man by himself though or he'll start tweaking. He must have atleast one kitten in one hand to pet like an evil supervillain turning around in their chair would.

Sorbet loves taking care of things..which is saying something because he's usually the one taking care of gelato's loose gambling ends.. But he knows the basics on how to care for puppies too!

Gelato is naturally irresponsible so that's why everyone is so surprised when he's the best at takeing care of the kittens and puppies.. (He'll do anything if it means money is involved..)

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Heya ^^ hope your doing well how about a s/o (or teammate im not too picky) with a stand that allows them to communicate with the dead as is and reanimate the dead/inanimate objects by transferring a heart into the vessel usually a heart from an animal or otherwise

This is some spooky shit and I like it😛

La squadra with reader that can communicate with the dead

I have a total of two asks in the inbox.. Including this one.. 🥹thats okay it just means ur special. But I haven't been to school in a month and lwk I'm failing so I will be dividing my time further to focus on my studies and if stuff doesn't improve then uhhh I'll cry🥺

Risotto is more often then not the one supplying you with everything u need to revive whatever it is that needs reviving, he won't watch though because even he has stuff to do.

Prosciutto once heard u speak in tongues to the washing machine.. in the middle of the night on a Sunday.. When he appeared at the doorway he just sort of.. Stopped and looked for a minute. Ur back was turned but somehow u knew he was there because u kept side eyeing him..Creepy..

Pesci is the biggest mammoni there is, u can't scare him on purpose without prosciutto getting mad like a mother hen, and even if u accidentally scare him, it still won't matter because prosciutto will be on ur ass! Just be extra sure not to do anything too witchy around him.. (Unless u want Prosciutto on ur ass, which.. Yea, me too🥹🫰 that blonde Italian man with a possible overbite and a kink for being the one in charge can get behind me anyday. Yo that's actually crazy nobody quote that)

Formaggio swears he heard u talking to somebody in the laundry room.. Yet u refuse to tell him if he's right or not so now he thinks that its haunted.. (He just wants another excuse to palm off his laundry to somebody else)

Illuso loves gossip so much..You can have a million things going right in ur life and he'll still find a way to spread gossip about you.. And because you have a freaky ability that can no joke bring back the dead? Ur like extra gossiped about.. 🥹

Melone is the only one who doesn't mind going into the laundry room after.. "The incident.. " gelato got stuck in the dryer. Pesci walked in.. Neither have been the same since.

Ghiacco gets so heated over it and he really hasno idea wth he's talking about it just depends on his mood, some days he'll compare it to you preforming unethical surgery and call u a surgeon as a degrading nickname..(although he doesn't quite get how bullying works..) and other days he'll follow illuso and mumble something about about Hannibal lector.

Sorbet honestly doesn't care about whatever you do, just don't bother him with it by leaving random ass jars of organs near his door.. Oh that wasn't you?

Gelato however is not risotto and he has absolutely nothing to do, so he will watch. Usually he hates tagging along with people alone so he'll make sorbet join too. (He also has a bit of a theft problem so he mayyyy steal some of the bits and pieces u need to bring things back..yikes)

My ass is NOT graduating, I'm deadass cooked bro

If u sent me an ask and it hasn't been posted fear not! For I am dividing my posting schedule.. Again.. (Sorry🥹) im focusing on other things rn but I'll keep the account runninh and eventually it will go back to being my main priority, so don't be scared to send me an ask, I'll add it to my drafts and if it gets done and im satisfied I'll post it, if not, I'll still post it😛

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Sigh I wish a had a free bag of chiiipppppsssuuuhhh... (Send me asks please🥺 I'm so terribly hitting a blank wall..of writers block 💔sighs..)

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La squadra with this type of teammate

(Archetype-small, cute character who is horrifyingly powerful; if you can’t see the image for any reason)

FRISK? THE KNIGHT??? KIRBY?? OH MY BABIES UGH. I LOVE THEMM

La squadra with a reader who is tiny, but insanely op.

Risotto has trust in ur abilities, if he didn't, u wouldn't be here. And everytime he witnesses u go up against people twice ur body size and weight, he thinks that maybe this time, u might finally lose and he'll have to step in.. But u never do. He's halfway between impressed and absolutely mortified.

Prosciutto swears ur dramatic, if its not one thing it's another. How could u possibly be needing a stepstool to even reach the counter?? How does ur height even happen?! Are u a dwarf from snow white or something?!?

Pesci thinks ur adorable, he'll piggyback you, carry you around like ur a baby who's harmless and totally hasn't fought literal gods..and won. In the end, he'll be scolded by prosciutto for babying you, and even though that won't stop him, it gives you the chance to warn him about ur overpowered abilities.. And he doesn't take u seriously, not one bit. Soon enough prosciutto will start looking like a saviour rather then a hardass..

Formaggio thinks ur so cool! He calls u little buddy and is pretty much ur bestfriend. He sticks by ur side everywhere. Ur the reason formaggio starts bragging about his stand, but only infront of you.. In truth he really want to see how small u can go.

Illuso is jealous.. But its alright, if he can't make fun of ur stand, he'll just make fun of your height!... When he gets ballsy enough to do so.

Melone is curious.. Is there a hidden power bank beneath ur skin? Where do u get all that power from?? Can u share it? And since ur so overpowered is there anything that could kill you? Actually he wouldn't ask the last question because he's not about to jinx it and set up his little buddy for failure!

Ghiaccio know ur tiny, obviously. He knows that ur an ant compared to everybody else, so why the hell is he the one that's closest to matching your height??! Overpowered abilities be dammed! He wants to know why your short enough that's it's embarrassing him and not just yourself!

Sorbet And Gelato both find u hilarious and like to play harmless pranks on you. Like hiding the step stool or moving ur leftovers higher up in the fridge.. Kick them in the shins, and move on with ur leftovers, they'll end up feeling bad about it at some point, but they'll never apologise.

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I'm the only real dedotated Carne fan I know, so I thought I'd share a headcanon I have about him! And it's that Pesci is his biological little brother. I mean they have the "animal proteins" dynamic, both of them have green hair in the manga(well Carne at least), they kinda look similar in being characters with a nonstandard silhouette... IDK it's just a headcanon I have. No they don't like each other, no they don't speak to each other, and Risotto stands outside with Metallica at the ready every time Carne shows up like the cryptid he is and tries to harass Pesci about being a mammone because yes he does that too. Pesci can't win I guess.

Wait actually I love this headcanon.

Poor pesci just can't catch a break, if its not prosciutto it's carne😭 poor guy.

I'd like to imagine that carne use to push pesci into ponds as a kid lol. Come to think of it that's probably why they hate each other 💔

New headcanon dropped and now I'm adopting it lol, I can't not imagine pesci as carne's crybaby younger brother now, sighs😭

Imagine polpo is the dad LMAO

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La Squadra's reaction to enjoying(or maybe not enjoying) a cold, freshly-cracked Monster Zero Ultra?

Iv actually never tried monster zero ultra. Its not really popular where I am but i might try and find it lol

La squadra trying monster zero ultra

because iv never tried it Im gonna look up the taste notes lol. I saw this ask as soon as u sent it in and I was halfway through it when I got up to drink some water and I completely forgot about it. I'm so sorry😭

Risotto is worked to the bone consistently lol, he's always doing something. If it's not paperwork then it's barking orders at melone to stop humping the leg of the couch.. (True story.) he doesn't often indulge in energy drinks because he believes that someone in his line of work should he able to work consistently no matter the conditions.. But he will keep a mini fridge in the corner of his office space

Prosciutto is constantly looking after pesci and pulling the others back in line. If hes not scolding the others for drinking energy drinks then he's gonna be the one that drinks them. (Cause hes lwk a hypocrite)

Pesci has an ongoing war with his tastebuds. He can't handle citrusy notes.. It's why he has to waterdown his orange juice or resort to milk. On days where he does need an energy boost he usually relies on vitamins. He can't afford to constantly drink energy drinks that are pumped up on sugar, it might cause blood clots! (Formaggio is constantly trying to scare him with random things that will either never happen or are rare enough to almost never happen.)

Formaggio loves a good energy drink! It tastes way better then some protein shakes in his.. Not so humble opinion. He prefers energy drinks over sleeping anyway.

Illuso can't drink energy drinks without his face completely breaking out so everytime he sees formaggio enjoying one his mood dampens significantly.. He swears he's not jealous but if u look closer you'll see his scowl.

Melone isn't allowed to drink energy drinks anymore because his heart rate spikes way too high to be considered normal when he does. He usually drinks them when he needs to lock in but everytime he does it ends with him getting so absorbed in his work he starts to shake and breath heavy.. So he switched to chewing gum instead. (He swears he's not an addict but he treats himself like he is.. 💔)

Ghiaccio is one of those guys who chugs energy drinks constantly because they stay up all night and yet somehow he still has clear skin. Illuso swears hes not jealous but its painfully obvious..

Sorbet drinks a lot of energy drinks. Although its moreso that he'd a connoisseur rather then someone who needs them for the energy.

Gelato is always bouncing off the walls so he's not allowed to drink them. But on the rare occasions he does? Locking him in the pantry won't do jackshit. He's like a little kid hyped up on sugar. It's best to just spray him with the hose in the backyard and hope some of the water gets in his mouth..

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La squadra with a gambit-like! reader/teammate (master thief and a stand that has the ability of molecular acceleration, they can convert potential energy into kinetic energy, often using playing cards as a weapon) I’m sure they (maybe) share atleast some of their wealth with the team so long as they deserve it

I had a lot of fun typing this out actually! Thank you for the ask!

La squadra with a gambit-like reader

Sorry for slow posting guys.. I may or may not be falling deeper down a rabbit hole as we speak 🥹

Risotto is a bit worried that instead of being a so called "master thief" ur really just a kleptomaniac thats giving the others hush money so they don't snitch on you to him.. But he can appreciate the hustle..

Prosciutto always appreciates you sharing ur wealth with him, he says that its good to have a side hustle to fall back on and encourages pesci to be more like you. (Which by the way is a VERY BAD IDEA. Thief pesci would be unstoppable..)

Pesci usually catches u stealing mediocre things like fishing line or bait that he was gonna use. He never reports it to risotto because its mostly just mediocre things that simply inconvenience him.. Up until u steal his fishing rod..That's when it becomes a problem

Formaggio is a complete moron who keeps using kittens to lure u into giving him some cash so he can pay the expense of owning multiple strays.. (And it works each and every time.)

Illuso doesn't get along with anybody but he might just play it nice if u promise to drop a fat stack of cash on him in exchange.. Although he's a little bit worried u might just steal it back after so he keeps the cash he's amounted in a safe. (That u subsequently move just a little bit to the left each time so his paranoia make him type in the nine digit code to the safe each time he sees it..)

Melone is curious about ur stand, and he's curious about how u figured out that you could use playing cards as a weapon.. Were u a gambler? Did u make the realisation accidentally or was it during a moment of struggle? The world may never know.. (It was because a deck of playing cards were the first thing u ever successfully stole. But it was from a street preformer💔)

Ghiaccio is the only one (besides melone probably) who doesn't care about ur money. However much like melone he is curious about ur stand and the scientific method to it..What a nerd lol

Sorbet And Gelato love money but hate owing anything to anyone.. Its the reason theyre in the passione business in the first place! And it's a mistake they won't make again. Not even if you offer.. (Gelato takes the money to gamble, sorbet does not.)

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How does la squadra spend valentines?

I always forget that Valentine’s Day is an actual holiday so I always forget to make a Valentine’s Day special 😭 tw?: mentions of blueballing. (4 Melone lol.) mentioned briefly.

Risotto likes to purchase a bucketload of chocolates and sweets and then hand them out the following weeks for “good behaviour” among the others.

Prosciutto doesn’t really care about valentines. “It’s just another thing used to commit to slacking.”-prosciutto probably.

Pesci buys the valentines teddy bears to give to prosciutto. It’s the fourth valentines in a row and he’s not planning to randomly stop now just because prosciutto told him too.

Formaggio takes great joy in shoplifting before Valentine’s Day because he gets to look at great deals and then feel even better about it coming home with him for free!

Illuso spends his valentines laughing at trash tv and eating chocolate and ice cream because he’s got nobody to split it with. (Illuso does NOT deserve the amount of hate I put on his name ugh im sorry my guy💔💔)

Melone has always got somebody to spend valentines with. If he doesn’t he’ll go out and pick some random person off of the street to spend his valentines with. (On the downside of him possibly attempting to smooth talk his way under ur clothes and into ur sheets. He’s then promptly slapped across the face because I find it funny that I blueball melone whenever I write him in a suggestive situation.)

Ghiaccio spends his valentines avoiding people like the plague..he hates trying to buy groceries and mid walk back to his car he sees like two couples kissing at once (u can imagine two seperate couples or a foursome idk I think it adds a bit of whimsy 🥹)

Sorbet stuffs his face with chocolates. He doesn’t care about shoplifting like formaggio does, or about the couples pretty much making out in the parking lot. Instead he cares about the sweet succulent chocolates with caramel inside..and some caramel drizzle on top with chocolate flakes yum🤤 (im hungry and im just making myself even hungrier now💔.)

Gelato takes pride in exchanging gifts infront of the others. Just to show everyone that while you may be alone, he is not.

Gelato And Sorbet were both gonna be mushed together cause like, valentines. But I think I’ll do them seperate cause at first I did them mushed together and then drafted it but i remembered smth about one of my mooties (not saying who) and I didn’t wanna make them feel not included in this post because of the lack of individual character content for the two so uhh separate it is☺️ (is that offensive? I hope not cause I’m not trying to be😥 should I ask? Bro what if they hate me😟)

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Hopefully not too much for you but I can’t stop thinking about a Chainsaw man Darkness devil S/O for La Squadra who’s just very disarming and sickly sweet unless provoked (manipulate shadows/darkness where they can envelope large areas into complete darkness, internal hemorrhage by just a look, teleportation, force manipulation where they essentially can sever limbs or bisect others by “invisible” force, and causing extreme psychological distress/panic with the perception of surreal, nightmarish, and disorienting hallucinations; dw I’m not asking you to cover all these abilities of course just as a bit of information on what I’m taking about with a darkness devil if you don’t know much about chainsaw man!) take your time no rush and take care friend! ♥️

AAH I'M SORRY I'M SO SO SO LATE ON POSTING THIS AA

La squadra reacting to reader who is a darkness devil (from chainsaw man!)

I actually haven't watched chainsaw man. I'm thinking I might but I heard the fandom is definitely something. Iv heard of a few other things about it too but I might try watching it just to see what the hype is about 😛

Risotto is aware that to survive u need to keep some secrets and have at least one card up ur sleeve..(or..hat?) So he's not surprised when there's another face under the one plastered with a smile everyday. He doesn't expose you or even question it. He trusts your capabilities enough to keep u on the same leash length as the others.

Prosciutto is completely fooled by the sweet performance you're always putting on. He's a sucker for a person with morals what can I say.(however fake those morals may be lol) he'll hear some rumours from the others and that'll be the only time he might even think to question you in his head.

Pesci has a special place in his heart for nice people. But when risotto pairs u two up and he needs ur help with the final blow because he just can't do it? Well if ur goal was to terrify the poor guy then you've succeeded. He can't look u in the eye at all after that. (Give him a week and he'll completely forget about it and then scare himself again when he reads over the report)

Formaggio honestly doesn't care about what u can do or that ur totally faking your personality. Hes seen some things and the things u can do are just proof that ur right where u belong. (He jokes about it all the time. So much so that the others have started a bingo card.

Illuso knows just as well as everybody else that ur trying to scare him! The hallucinations are almost constant an if he wasn't a raging asshole that was constantly puckering or gaping he'd have sent a complaint to HR. (Highkey ts is how I feel when I look at the shadow and instead of it being a pile of clothes it ducks out of my view behind the door. 💔help)

Melone is such a pushover that he'll allow anything from you (I'd say he's too scared to initiate touch but.. Its melone.) he finds u fascinating. Surprisingly he'd rather study you rather then fuck you.

Ghiaccio is a certified crash out, obviously. He hates liars and cheats, obviously. He also simply refuses to be in the same room as you because if he is and you play some dumbass trick on him he is going to lose his shit. (He really hates it when somebody is able to match up or even manage to outdo him in the strength department) he's a loser.

Sorbet And Gelato both clock ur surface level niceness immediately. It sets off major warning signs for both of them but they find themselves doing nothing about it and instead watching from a distance. Having an enemy like you would surely bring chaos, and they have enough of that as is. So they'll stick to watching you and ur act.

(Uh the ask wanted it to be in an S/O kind of perspective but uhh.. It kind of slipped away from me.. Enemies to lovers I guess??)

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this is kinda basic so ignore if you've done this before, but can you write how La Squadra would play pjsk ^^

OH MY GOD.. I'm SO SORRY I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS ASK OMG.. YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE THREE DAYS OMG I'M SORRY😭😭

La squadra playing pjsk

Ok so i don't really know much about pjsk but I'm pretty sure it's like a rhythm game 😀..i gotta do my googling bro 😛

Risotto is honestly sketchy with it.. He swears he doesn't know what pjsk is but he's adjusting the speed and difficulty without being prompted. An we all know how much risotto struggles with technology.. (That's the real reason why he made that guy use the computer instead of just doing it himself.. 😛)

Prosciutto is old asf but his fingers are nimble as hell. He's got that master wu energy fr. He tries to teach pesci his ways but pesci's fingers are drenched in sweat and slippery

Pesci can't play for shit. He SUCKS at it. (Sorry pesci 🥹) he tries his best but ultimately he can't keep a decent score

formaggio is okay.. He's a bit meh, he could do better if he actually locked tf in and focused on the game instead of keeping his attention divided between rage baitng illuso and keeping track of where his fingers are suppose to tap.

Illuso has no idea what pjsk is. He thinks ur fucking with him at first and that this is some random ploy to humiliate him so at first he refuses to play. When he finally does he's actually pretty good. God forbid u raise his ego any higher though by admitting it.

Melone is almost a good as ghiaccio. ur telling me a guy like him didn't have unrestricted internet access as a kid? He definitely did. And as a consequence he was constantly in his room perfecting his performance for a time to show off like this.

Ghiaccio is highkey goated at pjsk. Hes so goated he won't bother acting humble because he knows he can back up the ego he carries behind him everywhere🥹

Sorbet is humble but he's decently good at it. He can maintain a decent score but u won't catch him finishing with a perfect streak💔

Gelato mentions that he's dabbled before and not to expect anything too crazy. He won't mind trying to show off though. (He fucks up his finger trying😛)