randomalienencounters' bigest fan

I love randomalienencounter.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᒷ リᒷᒷ↸ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ 𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ᓭ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ∷ᒷᔑᓭᓭ⚍∷╎リ⊣ ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ᔑꖎᓭ𝙹 リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ↸ᒷᒲ𝙹ℸ ̣╎⍊ᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ╎↸ꖌ

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[randomalienencounter]

⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ʖᒷ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ⍊ᒷ∷|| ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ

[randomalienencounters1fan]

*screams like you're telling a ghost story around a campfire*

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[randomalienencounter]

ᓭ𝙹 ℸ ̣∷⚍ᒷ, ⊣⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ

[wilddragon]

I wanna be scrubbed

[randomalienencounter]

∴𝙹∷↸

[kontonyorokobi]

scrubby scrubby scrubby

[randomalienencounter]

ᓭᓵ∷⚍ʖ ᓭᓵ∷⚍ʖ ᓭᓵ∷⚍ʖ

[sonic-justice-real-for]

please watch this tiktok (x)

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

There’s no way to tell where this goes.

[randomalienencounter]

╎ℸ ̣'ᓭ ᒷᔑᓭ╎ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣𝙹 ℸ ̣ᒷꖎꖎ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ꖌ╎リ↸ 𝙹⎓ ᓵᔑリᓵᒷ∷ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ʖ|| ⍑ᒷᔑ∷╎リ⊣ ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍊𝙹╎ᓵᒷ ∷ᔑℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑリ !¡∷ᒷ↸╎ᓵℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ↸╎∷ᒷᓵℸ ̣╎𝙹リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ℸ ̣╎ꖌℸ ̣𝙹ꖌ ⊣𝙹ᒷᓭ ᔑℸ ̣

[randomalienencounters1fan]

no, but seriously it's all over the place

[xanaxfarts]

[randomalienencounter]

╎⎓ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ||ꖎꖎ ꖌᒷᒷ!¡ ℸ ̣ᔑꖎꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ⊣𝙹↸ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リᓵ𝙹リ⍊ᒷリ╎ᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷᓭ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷリ ╎'ꖎꖎ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᒲ ᒲᒷᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ╎∷ ⊣𝙹↸ ⍊ᒷ∷|| ᓭ𝙹𝙹リ.

[alien-translator]

“Me personally, I met god. Fucking hate that gal. Unapologetically smug and overall just up their own ass all the time. I had to deliver a package to them and they started yapping about some ‘I am the holy divine and in 7 days I shall purge my creations’ like stfu 😭😭😂😂”

[randomalienencounter]

∴𝙹∷↸

[xanaxfarts]

[randomalienencounter]

∴𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹∷↸

[randomalienencounters1fan]

mood dudes, mood

[randomalienencounter]

Wait a minute...

∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ!¡ᔑ∷╎リ⊣ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᒲ|| !¡ᔑꖎ'ᓭ ᒲ⚍⊣ᓭ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣?

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[randomalienencounter]

||ᒷᔑ⍑ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

[blaxolt]

its literally stopped working it doesn’t happen anymore

[randomalienencounter]

𝙹⍑… ↸ᔑᒲリ…

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Did it really stop?

[randomalienencounter]

⊣𝙹リリᔑ 𝙹⎓⎓ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᔑ ∷ᔑリ↸𝙹ᒲ 𝙹ꖎ↸ !¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ ⊣∷𝙹⚍!¡ᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ᔑ !¡∷ᔑリꖌ ⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ

[sluttynurse]

this is how it feels to be living at home and unemployed

[randomalienencounter]

⊣𝙹↸ ⎓𝙹∷ʖ╎↸ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ⍑ᔑᓭ ᔑ ⍑𝙹ʖʖ|| 𝙹∷ ℸ ̣∴𝙹

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[lylarose72]

@randomalienencounter

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ, ᒲ|| ⍊ᒷᓭᓭᒷꖎ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷ ↸𝙹∴リ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ᓭ ᔑ⊣𝙹. ᓭ╎⊣⍑⍑⍑

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Poor guy, have you been just walking around since then?

[randomalienencounter]

╎ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭᓵᔑᒲᒲᒷ↸, ʖᒷ╎リ⊣ !¡∷𝙹ᒲ╎ᓭᒷ↸ "⚍!¡⊣∷ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ" ᓭᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ᔑꖎ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ᓭ ᔑ⊣𝙹, ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ᔑ ||ᒷᔑ∷ ᔑ⊣𝙹.

ᔑリ↸ ╎'⍊ᒷ ʖᒷᒷリ ᓭᔑ⍊╎リ⊣ ⚍!¡ ᓵ∷ᒷ↸╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ʖ⚍╎ꖎ↸╎リ⊣ ᔑ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ℸ ̣||, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷリ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ℸ ̣𝙹 ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ⍊ᒷᓭᓭᒷꖎ.

╎ ℸ ̣∷╎ᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ᔑᓵℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ᒲ|| ʖ𝙹ᓭᓭ, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ リ𝙹 ∷ᒷᓭ!¡𝙹リᓭᒷ

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Man, I hate scammers. Is your communication device busted or do you just not have connection on earth?

[random-elvis-encounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᔑᒲᔑ ╎'⍊ᒷ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹ᓵꖌ ⋮𝙹ʖ ╎リℸ ̣ ᒷ∷⍊╎ᒷ∴ ℸ ̣ 𝙹↸ᔑ||

[randomalienencounters1fan]

How'd it go?

[randomalienencounter]

Thanks to your blog, I am now able to read galactic alphabet nearly fluently.

I have no idea how to write this symbols, so I can't thank you in your native language, sorry.

ᓭ𝙹𝙹リ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷|| ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⎓╎リᔑꖎꖎ|| ꖎᒷᔑ∷リ ᓭℸ ̣ᔑリ↸ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣╎ᓵ リ𝙹 ∴𝙹∷∷╎ᒷᓭ!

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Thank you!

Translated 🢥

ℸ ̣⍑ᔑリ·l· ||𝙹⚍!

[randomalienencounter]

Thanks to your blog, I am now able to read galactic alphabet nearly fluently.

I have no idea how to write this symbols, so I can't thank you in your native language, sorry.

ᓭ𝙹𝙹リ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷|| ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⎓╎リᔑꖎꖎ|| ꖎᒷᔑ∷リ ᓭℸ ̣ᔑリ↸ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣╎ᓵ リ𝙹 ∴𝙹∷∷╎ᒷᓭ!

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Thank you!

Translated 🢥

ℸ ̣⍑ᔑリ·l· ||𝙹⚍!

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[lylarose72]

@randomalienencounter

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ, ᒲ|| ⍊ᒷᓭᓭᒷꖎ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷ ↸𝙹∴リ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ᓭ ᔑ⊣𝙹. ᓭ╎⊣⍑⍑⍑

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Poor guy, have you been just walking around since then?

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[randomalienencounter]

⍑ᒷᓭ 𝙹ꖎ↸ᒷ

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ╎リℸ ̣ᒷ∷リᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑᓭ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ∴𝙹∷↸ ⊣𝙹𝙹リ……….

[randomalienencounters1fan]

the internet has ruined the word good