Abnormal

I don't even know to be completely and utterly honest with you :/

[bisexualcrises]

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

[helloyourscorpion]

In honor of Love, Simon

*exhales*

I’m heterosexual

[the-heretic-witch-blog]

Simple Witch Things You Can Do

○ burn your favorite incense or candle

○ walk around barefoot to connect with the earth

○ burn random candles as you please

○ cleanse your crystals

○ thank your crystals, pendulums, tarot cards, and other tools

○ give offerings to forest spirits or animals

○ draw in sand

○ paint your feelings

○ meditate on cleansing your mind

○ use your favorite essential oils !!

○ write down all the things you hate and burn it

○ listen to your favorite song, not caring about how many times it repeats

○ draw or doodle with an intention, similar to sigils, but easer to hide

○ love yourself

        witchcraft is what you make of it, if you make it hard, it will be hard

[randomblogofawkwardness-blog]

stereotypical tarot reader: sits in a darkened room full of incense smoke and beaded curtains, is draped in a veil, probably has a crystal ball

me: sits shirtless on my bed, eating onion rings with one hand and shuffling cards with the other, rock music blaring in the background

[perce]

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

[narwhalsarefalling]

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro bro one: bro

[locotitochilewebeo]

[randomblogofawkwardness-blog]

GYQWEGFUSABFI

[txn]

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

what about stingy from lazy town

[glamorousladies-blog]

Camila Mendes photographed by Ture Lillegraven for Men’s Health (December 2017)

[m0dern-nostalgia]

Winona Ryder: 90s. Follow for more conent.

[horsepowers-deactivated20180314]

[shadeandadidas]

Richie: *walks up and hands Eddie a candy bar*

Stan: where’s my candy?

Richie: you didn’t ask for candy

Stan: Eddie didn’t ask for candy.

Richie: You’re not Eddie

Eddie: Sucks to suck, Uris.

Stan: sounds to me like I’m not the one sucking 

Richie: … fuck have my candy u deserve it i’m so proud

[niknak79]

Hello ladies

[wafflehousewarrior]

Stan: *answers phone* hello?

Mike: hey, is this Stanley Uris? I’m calling about that promise you made 27 years ago.

Stan: no, I’m sorry. Stanley is dead.

[vivecguccibelt]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[sexponents]

did soulja boy ever tell em

[oikyskau]

for now, the mystery remains…….

unsolved