neither angelic nor a mermaid

Laura • 28 • she/her

[diseasefork]

right not my usual output but I've been getting kind of into deadlock recently. Thought this would be a funny excuse to draw my 2 favorites . I hate seven's stupid hat

[peargor]

back on my deadlock brain

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[elnathanart]

Sliver getting a drink

[andewitt]

two divas

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[oolong---latte]

graves!

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[gallopinggallifreyans]

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[reasonsforhope]

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

[fakepolishgirl-deactivated20210]

women be like maybe I’ll do blood magic

[papayajuan2019]

i'm bored let's remember why we reach out to each other

[lottiezilla]

me, talking to a straight couple: so which one of u is the jackie and which one is the shauna

[milfsisyphus]

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners