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[toastbutteregg]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[enemafrostofficial]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[brittany]

If this is to work, we must appear madly in love. Provided you do not wish to marry me, and I do not wish to marry you, whatever should you have to lose?

Bridgerton  |  1x01 - “Diamond of the First Water”

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[tempest-in-the-storm]

bro i dont think you’re Mamaw is human

[jumpingjacktrash]

#she sounds like the type that#they have a saying about:#she won’t die until God and the devil come to an agreement about who has to take her

[changan-moon]

Chinese chrysanthemum，瑞云殿/ rui-yun-dian, literally means auspicious cloud palace. Photo by owner HeidiQD.

[montygreen]

The Good Place: 2020 Edition [insp.]

[pathologising]

I hate that I can't just do stuff lol my brain is like "well I don't wanna therefore I can't" like bro just act normal

[crunchbuttsteak]

[yooo-gehn]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[ask-mister-mystery]

[iceprimeminister]

Protests have continued nonstop in nyc and other cities in the US. Follow activists and black creators and you’ll see this is not a trend. BLM started in 2013 and has grown so much this year. Don’t dispair, keep educating yourselves and others and being active in other ways that you can.

[flower-swift]

physically i’m in july, but mentally i’m still processing february.

[phoenixyfriend]

I don’t want to end Amazon, because it provides an incredibly useful service to the disabled community, the elderly, and those who simply don’t have time to go shopping due to working three jobs and the like. There currently isn’t a major alternative on the market that is the same level of cheap and accessible.

What I do want to do is enforce some goddamn antitrust laws on major web-based companies like Amazon and Google and Facebook, and roll back their attempts at monopolizing entire industries, and make them pay their lowest-rung workers a fair wage and stop running their warehouses like a scene from a dystopian nightmare.

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SpongeBob SquarePants S01E18a

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