A place for all my selfship nonsense

Personal irl nsfw blog: @needyneet MDNI Adult (30s). Irish. Queer.

[randomfandomselfshipper]

Have you ever looked at a fictional character and thought "Oh no, they're hot!"? Yeah, me too. Have you written fanfic or just daydreamed about them for days on end? Yeah. Me too. That's why I made a new blog to share my fics, headcanons and general obsessions.

Past and current include but are not limited to:

Final Fantasy and Spin-offs Vincent Valentine

MHA/BNHA Twice

One Piece Trafalgar Law Penguin Robin

Firefly Jayne Cobb Kaywinnet Lee (Kaylee) Frye

Warframe Ordis/Ordan Karris Eleanor Nightingale Arthur Nightingale Amir Beckett Quincy Isaacs Leticia Garcia Aoi Morohoshi

LOTR/LOTRO Members of the Dunedain and Grey Company (LOTRO)

House of Wax Lester Sinclair

100 Bloody Acres Reg Morgan

Fics may be NSFW and will have individual warnings for violence, sex, or noncon.

I can't write underage and I make no promises for incest fics.

Will update what I can and can't write when I come across certain subjects.

I generally don't care about discourse, so don't bother yourself to bother me.

And if you're wondering why a fandom blog is following/liking you it's because of my nsfw (MDNI) side blog @needyneet

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[akilah12902]

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

[ayeforscotland]

Lads, it's hot.

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

chebra, karšta.

[official-lauchzwiebel]

Jungs, es is heiß.

[pivo-rizky-svickova]

Chábři, je vedro.

[geschiedenis-en-talen]

Gasten, het is warm

[ayeforscotland]

Love this bit, please keep up the good work🫡

[daily-op-ed]

Wotakoi: Love is Hard for Otaku (A-1 Pictures, 2018)

Fiction - sumika (Opening 1)

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

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Do you like this Video Game Song? #3211

I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion

I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before

I don't like it and it sounds familiar

I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it

Voting ended onJun 28

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

What’s mad about the riots yesterday is everyone talking about like ‘oh why would it have just been protestants that went crazy and did a pogrom? so strange I wonder why this is’ as though the people in question haven’t spent the entire summer every year since the 1800s burning effigies. trying so hard to not be sectarian it’s eating a hole in your brain

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Something crucial about the north of ireland today imo is that in the interests of peace or whatever you have to pretend that loyalism is just a subculture in the same way that, like, gaeilgeoirí are a subculture, and that yearly demonstrations of hatred and racism and singing about being up to your knees in fenian blood are just ‘their culture’ and you have to respect it. and then predictably the people whose culture is burning minorities out of their houses burn minorities out of their houses, and the newspapers pontificate a little as to why, and then we all go back to being told we have to hold hands with the people who did it or the troubles 2 will start TOMORROW and you can’t complain or you’re being sectarian and living in the past

[prettycolors]

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

[covington-shenanigans]

fuck man, this. like. i'm in my 50s, I am the mature adult you're assuming is suited for this content. why am i still seeing warnings. i've earned the mature content. give it to me. it's my right. it is for me. if it's not for me, a whole-ass grown man in, i must emphasize again, my 50s, who tf is it for. how old do i have to be before you just show me things on the interwebs without a pearl-clutching warning attached

[existencebringsonlypain]

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

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[meltylcnd-nightmare]

putting these links here for no reason in particular don't mind me :^)

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[knitmeapony]

I'm at a diner for breakfast. There's a post-club girl here in yesterday's makeup and sweats. Her friend says "Oh my God it's the 31st." This girl lifts her head off the table and says '..... of what?'

[knitmeapony]

The friend orders her breakfast. Recovery girl just kind of stares at the menu.

Friend: ".... She'll have breakfast potatoes and wheat toast."

The waitress looks so sympathetic and brings them more water.

[knitmeapony]

I get the feeling that this is a first week of college, freshly 21 thing. They are discussing going to the Dollar Tree for painkillers and Gatorade like it's a long walk to Mordor.

I need y'all to know that the Dollar Tree is across the street.

[knitmeapony]

Recovery girl is eating potatoes with a spoon and her cheek still on the table. It is a Process. All of a sudden she sits up and declares that "Kermit needs new water."

It's unclear who that is, but her friend is very patiently convincing her that Kermit can get new water after Recovery Girl finishes *her* water.

While I was typing this it became somewhat clear that Kermit is a fish? Or some other aquatic pet.

[knitmeapony]

As I'm heading out, Recovery Girl is convincing her friend that she can "definitely handle a cheeseburger."

May we all have a friend like hers, steadfastly reminding us "you're a vegetarian, babe" in our darkest hours.

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was