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The thing most people don’t realize about Littles is that “little space” is a change in their mental state and capacity. It’s not all role play. They don’t really have control of it (other than forcing themselves uncomfortably into big space). And most importantly they aren’t “faking it”.

As a Daddy I have to remember these things. When my Little is deep into little space I have to remember that to her the world is a very large and very scary place. The same things she sees every day can suddenly seem terrifying. And it’s my job to protect her.

I also have to remember that sometimes she is literally to Little to make decisions and she needs me to make them. Sometimes it takes me a little bit for that to register and realize in some situations she really does need me to make the decisions, and most importantly not change them.

By asking me to be her Daddy all those months ago she was asking for my help when she’s Little to navigate the world. To be there when she’s scared, to be there when she’s super hyper and happy and talking a mile a minute, to be there when she just needs a friend, and to be there when she needs guidance she can’t give herself. I’m not her Daddy to force her into being someone different. I’m her Daddy to cherish everything that makes her herself and help her be the best she can possibly be.

Sometimes I forget I've been on here so long that I still follow some people that now, in real life, I'm happy that I no longer interact with them.

Still it's nice to see someone who tried to sexually assault your friends have karma get to them.

I shouldn't enjoy someone getting harassed but theres just something about seeing someone who tried to assault you and your friends being told there a shit person that makes you smile.

#sexual harrassment #karma

xenosaurus

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

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The big joke was that all these HUGE disasters cancelled each other out. A bunch of shit flooding kept the zombies contained. The super intelligent apes stopped global warming. The leather-clad motorcycle murder gangs intimidate the alien invaders.

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Everything sucks in like 8 overlapping ways but it’s just become the norm at this point. There’s a guy named Cannibal Jack that people trust to cook for them for some reason.

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The main character is a recluse with a shotgun who just wants to sit in her shack and give cynical advice to passing young people, but unfortunately, her younger brother and only surviving family member is a conman with his fingers in every stupid decision being made within a ten mile radius

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The brother’s name is Sal, which is short for SOMETHING but he changes his answer every time. He seems to think this qualifies as an alias, and bizarrely, it usually works. Notable ‘definitely Sal’s real name’ options include Salt, Salmon, Salamander, and Salad.

His sister’s name is Marian, occasionally called Misery Marian. It is a running joke that young characters think this is a reference to her bad attitude, but anyone who actually CALLS her that is clearly terrified of her for some unspecified reason.

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Sal’s got an on-again off-again business partner by the name of Kent Bardsley, who is just.... SO irresponsibly horny. Sal’s motivation is money, but Kent’s is sex. He keeps getting run out of town for sleeping with important people’s wives. He’s an idiot, but he’s not a conman like Sal, he just helps him with his schemes as an in to towns so he can visit his assortment of fuckbuddies.

The joke of Kent’s character is that the ‘apocalypse’ he’s part of is conservative scaremongering about sexual freedom destroying society. He gets a last name because while Sal calls him Kenny, Marian calls him ‘Bardsley’ with deep contempt.

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The fuck types of our characters so far:

Marian: fuck off

Sal: fuck you, pay me

Kent: fuck me

Cannibal Jack: what the fuck

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There’s an alien named Glipix who is investigating why the invasion failed and her analysis tends to boil down to ‘damn bitch you really live like this?’

Kent is really into her but his flirting goes right over her head. Marian’s the only one she respects anyways.

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Kent: Hey, you looking to get those eggs fertilized, beautiful?

Glipix: What pollinators are operating on this horrible planet? Did you see one? I need to speak with them if you did.

Kent: uh

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I have a mental image for a TV opening where it’s Marian at like. 12. watching some apocalypse happen through a window and saying “The world ended when I was a girl...” in a really serious tone, and then it pans out to show like 6 other apocalypses happening and her voice turns sarcastic and she says “about thirty fucking times, actually.”

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Alright here’s more content for you guys:

—Marian is 46 and spent her 20s and early 30s as a mad max style motorcycle gang member. ‘Misery Marian’ was her moniker while she was LEADING one of these gangs.

—Sal and Kent are somehow unaware of this.

—Sal’s apocalypse is capitalism. Also Godzilla.

—I’m not kidding about that, Sal and Marian’s parents were killed by a giant dinosaur that still sometimes shows up to bother Sal.

evilkitten3

i’m in love with this

teaboot

Please for the love of god write this book so i can do fanfiction of the characters in already in love with

thecreatinewitch

Are you a green witch?💵💸💰This is a money spell: sending good vibes so you can pay your bills and buy something nice. Like to charge, Reblog to cast!

browsedankmemes

I had no idea there was such a big difference between 5'5" and 5'0"

uniocto

op i’m going to send this to my high school math teacher so he can show this to his students who forget to properly scale their axes

firefly-fez

“I took some pride in not fulfilling my potential, in part, because I was terrified that if I tried my hardest, I would discover I didn’t actually have that much potential.”

- New York Times bestselling novelist, John Green, Michael L. Prinz Award (2006), Edgar Award, (2009), co-founder of Vlogbrothers, VidCon, Crash Course, Project For Awesome, advocate for mental health issues, Partners in Health, and Man who very consistently Does Not Forget To Be Awesome.

If you think he was wrong about his potential when he was a teenager, have the courage to think yourself wrong about the potential you have now.

sydsir

raymond vs cucumber

I put together my first Ita Bag today to help keep the cheer up that there is no in person @animecentralofficial this year. I've been collecting pins throughout the years but have yet to get an Ita and I'm so happy with it. The bag is from @mymoonjelli . The pins are from the following artists / places and you should go support them all! @sentimentaldolliez Koga from Inuyasha @smallrinilady The Sushi @pinkgorillagames The Pink Gorilla @fromcaliko (formally Kawaii-eek) The Corgi Butt @tastypeachstudios All other pins, mostly Patreon exclusives. I have so many more pins that I'll need to display still and I can't wait to get more ways to display them. #animecentral #acen #acen2020 #animecentral2020 #pinkgorillagames #itabag #ita #itabags #gameboyadvance #purse #anime #kawaii #enamelpin #enamelpins #artistalley #kawaiifashion #pincollection #itabaglove #tastypeachstudios #fashion #manga #pins #pinstagram #enamal #hardenamel #hardenamelpin #cute #flair #convention #nintendo https://www.instagram.com/p/CAPD2iUjLSk/?igshid=tlmlyobevxt4

geekstudio

Miasma plague mask by Kelly McKernan

pixiescout

At the end of the day

Today I had a great day as my camera has arrived!

There were a few different bundles I had looked at and this is the one I choose for the lenses since the other great package was mostly because of the software cost when I already own a few different pieces of software for editing https://www.instagram.com/p/B_3A4bsjkr2/?igshid=1t0ko1gie2a3q

#camera #cosplay #canon #canonphotography #cosplayphotography #cosplayphotoshoot

digrupert

i finally hit 600 followers the other day. i want to do a give away!!!!!! so i’m doing one.

big ty to all 600 of you - you are all DEFINITELY real people and not bots.

starts today (may 5) and ends a week from today (may 12). the prize? a drawing. two (2) winners will get a waist-up portrait of whoever the hell they want - themself, their character, a character, a human person, their mom, idc.

just like/reblog to enter. winner will be chosen by some online randomizer.