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[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[thesoupson]

A love triangle... So much drama! (And Take-chan showing what a shameless flirt he is)

[backlung]

speed, jet

[sevicia]

ok think of your favorite horror movie. is it more creepy or wet

Creepy

Wet

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

I KNOW many are both. but ☝️they'll always lean one way or the other ok. Follow your heart

[questintheskies]

[fishwikipedia]

she finally killed him and is dragging his body into a deep hole

[witch-breaker]

[cosmic-spider]

I really hope this Triangle promo means that Thekla actually gets some story now, because she's been riding on her charisma and huge dick energy since the 2 out of 3 Falls match, and don't get me wrong, she's got plenty of that to spare, that can take her far, but she needs and deserves a little more fuel for the tank

[unintentionaloracle]

I'm sorry, I have a new crack ship...

*After the Stadium Stampede*

Andrade: Hey, Jack.

Jack Perry: What do you want?

Andrade: Your friend, Luchasaurus...is he single?

Jack: ...What?

Andrade: It's a simple question, Jack...

Jack: Why do you want the answer!?

[iwrestlenow]

…okay, uhm…uh…

SHIT I MAY DO THIS. FOSSIL EXPRESS LUCHA DESERVES A BREAK.

[iwrestlenow]

So, uh…yeah, just.

It’s happening.

[aerodaltonimperial]

WHAT IS THE SHIP NAME FOR ANDRADE AND LUCHA. DINO EL IDOLO????? I DON'T CARE BUT I AM OBSESSED HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSS

[13-kuehe-und-ein-melkeimer]

El Dinolo

[aerodaltonimperial]

SHUT UP THAT'S FUCKING PERFECT HAHAHAHAHA

[13-kuehe-und-ein-melkeimer]

How you know?

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

[shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget]

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

[mangonetics]

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[steinerscrewdriver]

nevermind. Speedball deserves a beating for wearing this

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[questintheskies]

[brainbustaa]

jack perry is like a cartoon character i'm sexually attracted to

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone