~RandomHomestucks~

Hey guys. Dave here. so, john is making me set this blog thing up while hes off doing some weird shit. Feel free to ask us anything. or whatever shit it is you guys do.

[randomhomestucks]

EB: out of blue purple green and orange what colour do you think of when i say brownies?

[striders-and-homestuck-blog]

SO I FOUND MY HEAD CANON DAD ON SUPER STOCK AND

GOD DAMNNNNNNNN

GOD FUCKING DAMNNNNNNNNNNN DAD EGBERT

IF THATS NOT THE SULTRY YET MISCHIEVOUS LOOK OF A CONFIDENT PRANKSTER, I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING IS

[theheartmaid]

HEADCNANON ACCETNPTED

GOD DAMN

DAD FUCKGIN EGBERT YOU SEX ASS

[neogohann]

[kastiakbc]

Bulbasaur is such a sweetie, seriously.

[stegozavr]

#SERIOUSLY #ASH’S BULBASAUR IS ONE OF THE COOLEST POKEMON IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY #HE ROCKS TOGEPI TO SLEEP WHEN IT’S CRYING #IT PROTECTED AND LOOKED AFTER OTHER POKEMON BEFORE ASH CAUGHT IT #IT ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH ONE OF TEAM ROCKET’S DISGUISES AND DECIDED TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP FOR TRYING TO STEAL POKEMON #in other words: bulbasaur is a kind and caring pokemon who looks out for others and will fuck you up if you try to hurt it’s friends

UGH YES

[dmkswag]

pikachu and squirtle just look so fucking impressed they’re like

“DUDE

DUDE HE WAS SAD AND NOW HE’S NOT SAD

YOU UNSADDED HIM

DUDE I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAGIC”

[rainesage]

bulbaswag

[randomhomestucks]

EB: Hi Dave.. It.. Uh. It's John.. How's Rose? She still sick? EB: When can I see you again..? EB: I'm not crying. Ass. *Wipes away tear*

[randomhomestucks]

EB: Sawwy Dave.. I love you?

EB: We.. were up at our cottage! And we were canoeing.. and making marshmallows.. and.. wine.. and.. yumm~ Jake was there. Ir was it the tiny- er.. copious amounts.. of wine? Oh well. 

EB: And... what do we need to talk about?

[randomhomestucks]

TG: wow john TG: good job keeping up with the blog.  TG: hey, by the way we need to talk  TG: its about the thing coming up

[randomhomestucks]

TG: thought I was joking

[randomhomestucks]

TG: am i pretty now? TG: rose gave me contacts, i dont feel naked with them on TG: might wear them all the time though TG: but yeah TG: arent i the cutest  TG: i got me some knee socks TG: a skirt. TG: purple shirt TG: im all good

[randomhomestucks]

TG: am I pretty yet john

[randomhomestucks]

TG: bro better pay up soon TG: and john TG: youre next *wink wonk* ((its paper mache dudes xD

[randomhomestucks]

TG: yeah, hey guys. whatever TG: here ya go. its lame because rose is beating me TG: so yeah, have fun 

[peetaah-blog]

[randomhomestucks]

[lastlivingcallisto]

Your name is CALVIN STRIDER. And after a nice bite from a zombie while trying to make it back to safety, you find yourself hungry for flesh.

The gifs are such bad quality omg.

[lastlivingcallisto]

Your name is CALVIN STRIDER.

…Or at least it used to be. You’ve become one of them now. One of the diseased, the infected.

The undead.

[lastlivingcallisto]

[randomhomestucks]

TG: hey so i think that kankri guy goes to my school