Just sketching...

Hi there! This is randomsketchez. I’m a freelance flash animator who spends a little too much time on her muse when she’s supposed working. This is my personal blog where I'll post anything that amuses me. Oh, and also my drawings, so please give me credit if you want to borrow my stuff.

[polandballforever]

Help?

[fantasmicallyfunsized]

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[ggoddammitt]

*falls through the ceiling* so hey um i dunno how open you are to suggestions at the mo but um a lil bit of deneng would be superb [ also your art is like those round plush beds for cats like it's soft, cozy + good vibes ] soyeah uh thanks either way

afhgjdfgh;; this prolly isnt what you asked for but listening to denmark’s charac song makes me think of band au

[theincognitofanartist]

fell in love with the various versions of EJ. I’m particularly fond of Emiliano and Yao (he is like smol siopao)

characters belong to @ask-emilz-de-philz / @apricusapothecary

please check them out!

[ask-emilz-de-philz]

(( OH MY BIBINGKA THIS IS THIS IS LIKE THE BESTEST GIFT LIKE OH MY GOSH I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY BUT I DO KNOW THIS

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS FEATURE, I LOVE THIS, I LOVE YOUR ART, THIS IS SPECTACULAR

I THANK YOU AND LOVE YOU

MY SOUL IS AT PEACE WITH YOUR WORKS ))

[ask-felipinas]

Happy 120th Declaration of Independence to the Philippines!

On June 12, 1898, under the the leadership of Emilio Aguinaldo, the Philippines declared independence from Spanish rule. [x]

Happy Birthday Phili! It’s a bit stormy today so I thought our girl here deserves a little RnR. 

As for the rest of the Filipinos out there, enjoy your holiday! 

[gfhduipfukmnp]

Politics, politics…

It’s sketchy and I’ll never finish it but it was bound to be drawn by someone in this fandom somehow 

[luciseaux]

Opening pixel commissions! My bank account is ridiculously empty and I’m needing at least 200 USD for life expenses. 8-8

A single character starts at 15 USD and any large objects like pets or weapons will be an additional 5-10 USD depending on the details!

Will do: OCs, Fanart, Anthro/Furries, Animals

Won’t do: Explicit NSFW (like sex, tasteful nudity is okay), any character that depicts or promotes racism, pedophilia, sexism, homophobic ideals et al

Please contact me at [email protected] if you’re interested; please make sure to title your mail with ‘commission’!

PAYPAL ONLY!

[ask-emilz-de-philz]

Elena: “Adam, please stop teasing my brother.”

Adam: “ ^7^ ???”

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[verdite]

[ggoddammitt]

=_=

[constable-frozen]

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2

[stirringwinds]

someone: what’s your source for headcanoning arthur and alfred as a parent and child dynamic???

me: for multiple historical reasons including the fact that they are actually depicted as such. Like this actual 18th century cartoon where Mother Britannia™ lunges at her daughter, America, and shrilly exclaims ‘i’ll force you to obedience you Rebellious Slut™!’. and America is like, clocking her dear old mum in the fucking face and going ‘Liberty Liberty forever Mother while i exist😩’

[spookyceeblathers]

did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans

[spookyceeblathers]

apparently not by your reactions SO let’s talk about emily 

emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that

she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lord’s name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but that’s beside the point 

we were friends for about two and a half years

and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.

now these jeans 

were not just any pair of jeans 

they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed them 

so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friend’s (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive

so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car

which are my luckys

now I didn’t think anything of it and just assumed I’d done a great service here right 

but flash forward three days 

and she comes back 

and doesn’t say 

anything 

just hands me the jeans 

pivots 

and walks away 

so naturally I’m like??????????

so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friend’s mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and that’s right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans  have a lovely little note on the fly

they look like this

and then you unzip them and

so that’s the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeans 

[admiral-world]

That is both terrible, and absolutely fucking hilarious

[zemyanarozi-deactivated20200511]

oooh XDDD

@ask-felipinas

[powerwordkilll-moving-deactivat]

Heather, my love, there’s a new sheriff in town.

(Please don’t remove caption/repost/upload to other sites without permission. Thank you!)

[ggoddammitt]

it’s just a fantasy, taking over like a disease pull me out of this; i can’t breathe it’s burning through my chest-