random spider

Hi I'm Jona and I'm here to stare at art & make friends. I'm a minor so I can't partake in donations or fundraisers so please don't @ me for those.

[randomspider10]

Oh god, finally, a proper ✨introduction✨!

I‘m Jojo or Jona, she/her and he/him genderfluid (but I‘m cool with anything, use whatever u want). I mostly just reblog art, shitposts and the occasional inspirational quote. You may very rarely see smol updates about my life and maybe even writing. I may sometimes reblog nsfw content but I ask to not be tagged in any as I am still a minor!

🏳️‍🌈I support all members of the lgbtq+ community and different religions as long as you‘re friendly🏳️‍🌈

My current main fandoms are:

•The Legend of Zelda

•Linked Universe

•Murder Drones

•Sonic the Hedgehog

•Dispatch

I also have one heck of an au combining most of these fandoms, completely built around a demigod oc I made when I was 12 and have gotten far too attached to. I may talk about her if you ask nicely (please do, I Really want to yap about my stuff)

Edit: here's a summary of the stuff you could ask about. All posts about the au will be tagged [Trirealm au]

I'm also on ao3, my work for the Trirealm au is currently on hiatus while I focus on my Robert has powers Dispatch au (tagged [dragon's heartbeat fic])

All the homemade posts are tagged [random rambles]

Anyways, that‘s it for now, I‘ll probably come back to add to this later. See ya!

Last edit: 5/27/26

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[politijohn]

Source

Slavery…

[theconcealedweapon]

"Slavery was so long ago. Get over it."

Slavery is literally happening now. Police never stopped being slave catchers. People are supporting it now just like they supported it then.

If you support ICE, you would have supported slavery, because ICE is slavery.

[bruciemilf]

Flambae gives off SUCH cat dad energy

[kookydoodleky]

I love the way Uzi looks as a mechanic

She looks so pretty

[starryaike]

Some doodles I did messing around with the lasso tool ft. my comfort nonbinary characters

[ellethsart]

absolute malevolent angle

[wallkum]

The first thing they'll do when they get their touchscreen phones. After breaking them, of course.

[fishtax]

He was surprisingly chill ab being rejected

[mercyseb]

Next Year's group project

[captain-price-returns]

US Law Enforcement Warns of ‘Anti-Tech Extremism’ as AI Hatred Grows

As Americans stew over the looming risk of job-stealing AI and data centers in their back yards, the feds are raising the alarm about a new

Well just call me a violent anti-tech extremist then.

[yamato-usagi3284tloz]

[hiimgin]

He's off somewhere again

[losingmyshrimpmind]

Go my "nothing bad ever happened no one went missing Dess is at college" kriselle slop

[losingmyshrimpmind]

Go my "nothing bad ever happened no one went missing Dess is at college" kriselle slop

[go-learn-esperanto]

Hey. If people aren't aware, Microsoft admitted they know who you and where you are at all times and will give your info to the police.

They have a Global Device Identifier (GDID) Tracker that functions as a fingerprint for your PC that can surpass VPNs, proxy servers and countries. Although it can't survive a clean reinstall of Windows (it can survive updates), because Microsoft forces you to go to the internet and log in into a Microsoft account, they will be able to get to you.

Microsoft kept it secret and it was only found out when the FBI tracked a hacker thanks to the information Microsoft gave them.

You should be paying attention to this, and possibly consider moving away from Windows. If a government, especially the US government, doesn't like you for some reason, this could be seriously concerning.

This article specifically notes:

For journalism, activism, or domestic abuse situations, skip Windows and use Linux routed through Tor instead of a commercial VPN. A GDID doesn’t care which VPN you use, only that it’s still the same Windows installation.

Microsoft admits Windows 11 has a GDID tracker with no off switch, first documented publicly in an FBI hacker complaint

GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.

Other important quotes:

What has researchers uneasy is everything else the case reveals. Costin Raiu, a well-known malware researcher, asked on the Three Buddy Problem podcast how much of this exists on other platforms, and whether it is linked more permanently to hardware. Matthew Hickey, another security researcher, called Windows “surveillance software”.

Two things back that up:

There’s no consent screen. A GDID gets assigned when you sign into a Microsoft Account. Apple’s advertising identifier needs an App Tracking Transparency prompt and a visible reset; Android’s works the same way. GDID has neither, and a Windows reinstall only gets you a new number Microsoft can still get back to the same account.

Then there’s activation. Massgrave, the group behind Microsoft Activation Scripts, notes that Windows setup sends hardware info to Microsoft and gets identifiers back, the same tokens later used for Store access and licensing: “It’s impossible to prevent Windows from getting a GDID without breaking activation and UWP app[s].” Anyone who lost a license after swapping a motherboard has already met a smaller version of this.