Queer and Full of Existential Fear

Xander (he/him)//26 Feel free to ask me to tag triggers!

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[catasters]

[thestuffedalligator]

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

[thestuffedalligator]

This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.

And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.

And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[herpsandbirds]

A bee friend came to sit with me for a little while today. I think these are the best pictures I've ever gotten with this phone's camera.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 109

went 2 the zoo today and saw red pandas

this guy was bleppin

they really are just funny dogs

[importantcatpics]

[sleepimali]

What's he saying?

[esprit--de--corpse]

lets hang out at the lake with mama :)

(leucistic wood duck + ducklings)

[dailycatsblog]

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[renthony]

Stop bringing your pet dogs to protests. Please. For the love of god. If you do not need the dog with you as a vital service animal, do not bring them, for the safety of the dog and the other attendees.

Even the best-trained dogs can react unpredictability to sudden chaos. On top of that, cops can and will shoot dogs if things get dicey. There are endless reports of dogs being brutalized by cops. This is not a new phenomenon.

If shit hits the fan, you need to be alert, aware, and not distracted by the dog's safety/behavior. What are you gonna do with your dog if the tear gas and rubber bullets get deployed? If a car barrels into the crowd? If someone tries to provoke your dog as an excuse to escalate violence?

A protest is not a block party. Leave your dogs at home where they belong.

[starlightomatic]

also the problem with things that would help my executive function are that they all take executive function to implement

[starlightomatic]

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[barnsburntdownnow]

Wall Creeper Rajesh Mahajan, 2022 Parwanoo, Himachal Pradesh