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[joitiks]

Being outdoors means being with wildlife. Many people never encounter a [Blank]. But if you do, here's some simple advice:

DO NOT RUN.

Remain calm.

Group together and pick up small children.

Continue to face the [Blank] and back away slowly, talking calmly to identify yourself as a human.

If the [Blank] continues to approach, try to scare it away by making yourself as large and imposing as possible by stretching your arms overhead and making loud noises

[seasaltcosmos]

he may be stupid

[blueeblurb]

i love amy and silvers friendship so much they're so silly

[xxtc-96xx]

Apparently vacation time is just “draw the rats” I blame finally watching Lythero

I know barely anything about Silver but he’s clearly Trunks Rat to Shadow’s Vegeta Rat so from henceforth on I’ll only see him as shadow’s future kid I don’t make the rules

[kalzeedraws]

So this is how it’s going in my D&D campaign lol

[kalzeedraws]

Last month I got a new tattoo and during the session I had something unlocked within me that I didn’t want to acknowledge so now you all have to acknowledge it with me

[orange-circuits]

deinonychus group running around in the forest, inspired by a dream i had last night

[cenospire]

Cretaceous Characters - Quetzalcoatlus meets a sub-adult triceratops. Just a silly paleoart cartoon thing of mine.

[akwagazod]

[paleopinesofficial]

An important update to our Paleo Pines Community🦖💙😞

Transcript Below;

Paleo Pines Needs Your Help

A lot of you have been asking what’s next for Paleo Pines and we wanted to provide our community with an update on the challenges we are facing. The sad truth is, the future is uncertain. 

For the better part of this year we’ve been working behind the scenes to create a plan for the next iteration of Paleo Pines, filled with stunning new regions, quirky new NPCs, plenty more adorable dinosaurs, plus eggs, babies and - yes - multiplayer. The job after launch seemed simple - listen to our community, provide a roadmap full of updates and DLC to ensure that our players can continue to enjoy the existing world… and double-down on that enjoyment with the plan for bigger, better, shinier Paleo Pines for you to enjoy with friends and family.

We've been searching high and low for a production partner, one that felt your love and passion to help us bring the next Paleo Pines to life. On several occasions in our journey, we were within a few small steps of the finish line, only to have circumstances beyond our control cause the future to fall through.

This isn't happening just to us. It seems the whole indie game scene is facing a sudden drying up of publishing and investment opportunities. Thanks to the unwavering dedication of our small team and the massive love from all of you, we've been able to support the first year of Paleo Pines on a shoestring budget. 

We’ve managed to keep the lights on… until now. Unless we can find a partner who is keen to see the Paleo Pines universe grow, we won’t be able to keep our team together for much longer. 

So, we’re making our situation public. Here's how you can help:

Do you know a publisher/investor who would be a great partner for Paleo Pines 2? If you're a serious publisher or investor and are interested in seeing a production plan, financial model, game design document and more, please reach out to [email protected]. (By the way, Paleo Pines isn’t the only property we’re working on... Our talented team has a diverse collection of small, medium and large scale projects, for PC, console and mobile. If you’re looking for something fun and a little bit different, get in here.)

Can you help in smaller ways? Every little bit helps! Here are a few ways you can directly support the devs:

Have you got our DLC yet? We've just released our very first Halloween DLCs – a great way to support us while getting more gameplay for yourself.

Still playing the demo? Are we on your Wishlist? Please consider buying the full game today, or in the next sale. We promise it'll bring you hours of dino-tastic joy! 

Befriend a Paleo Pines plushie. These adorable creatures aren't just cute, our portion of the sales goes towards development. Our latest, Boo, the albino Styracosaurus, is available now. Our previous plushies helped fund our new Halloween DLCs and free update.

Order Paleo Pines merchandise. We’ve got dozens of fun items celebrating your favourite dinos available in time for gifting this year.

Even if you can't offer financial support, you can still be a hero! Share this post with anyone who might be interested in helping. Wishlist us, buy the game, talk about how it makes you feel, and share share share. The power of community is real, and every share brings us closer to making more Paleo Pines!

The team here can't express enough gratitude to the incredible Paleo Pines community. You've been with us through every step of this amazing journey, from the demo launch to the release last September, and through our adorable plushie collaborations with Makeship. You've become more than players and we couldn't have imagined building this world with a kinder, more supportive group.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for supporting us on this roller coaster of a year since launch, and your patience and understanding with our current situation. Hopefully with your help, this won’t be the end of the Paleo Pines adventure.

Lots of love, The Paleo Pines Team

[rxttenfish]

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[kalzeedraws]

Hey gang, my name is Kal and I love women. Please look at my wif- I MEAN Karlach from BG3 that I drew! I hope to make this a print one day 💖

[randomt16]

Go follow my friend if you like good art!

[omghotmemes]

We did it boys. We did it.

[low-poly-yuri]

a message from the man himself

[randomt16]

So has anyone actually managed to find any of the pride coloured dinosaurs on Paleo Pines yet?

Like, I really want the trans velociraptor, but the only ultra rares I've seen people talk about are the albino and melanistic ones, so I'm wondering if they actually do spawn in or if they're locked behind June.

[cenospire]

A very curious Pyroraptor spots something interesting (a cycad seed) on the forest floor, and is just...tickled pink by it for some reason.

[wayward-delver]

Prehistoric Planet finally gives us the True Rival to the Tyrant Lizard King and it’s NOT a Dinosaur.

[wayward-delver]

Creature of the Night: 

“Feathered Dinosaurs aren’t scary,” is false, it’s about how it is presented and nothing is more terrifying than a bitter truth. 

by Jayson Duria/WobblyWorks

[randomt16]

"Dinosaurs"

Watching @a-dinosaur-a-day go to war with morons over what is and isn't a dinosaur is equal parts hilarious and horrifying, but fact of birds being dinosaurs reminded me of a scene from great film.

If you haven't heard of or ever seen the film "Who Killed Captain Alex?" by Wakaliwood, I highly recommend it; it's free on Youtube and is only an hour long. The film is pretty much Z-tier in terms of actual production quality, but it more than makes for it with its authentic feel and genuinely amazing story behind the scenes. One of the key elements of the film is the presence of a "video joker", who is a narrator of sorts; his role in the film is to explain the plot and crack jokes.

So onto the point, about 53 minutes into the film there is a shot of a large group of birds, to which the Video Joker simply says "Dinosaurs."

For some reason this just proper cracks me up, because yes, these are dinosaurs.

Even film makers in the slums of Uganda back in 2010 knew these are dinosaurs, what exactly is these dinobros excuse?