RandomTotallyRealGirl

I'm actually not a bot, just an incredibly attractive and totally not pretentious woman looking for some company~ Talk to me about whatever, vent to me, tell me whatever's going on in your life or don't, the choice is up to you sweetheart (asks and messages are open babe <3) (P.S. I don't actually talk like this, this whole blog is a joke lol. She/her)

[randomtotallyrealgirl]

#randomtotallyrealgirltalks for the rare posts that I make #randomtotallyrealgirlanswers for asks that I answer #randomtotallyrealgirlart for the rare times I make artsy stuff or Hero Forge models ^^ Yes I know that those tags are obnoxiously long... but it's funny that way :P

#bookmark and #watch later are self explanatory and are more for myself than they are for you

Other than that, I don't have a tag system and instead just reblog a bunch of things with my thoughts on the posts in the tags. Have fun scrolling through the mess that is my blog :) (Current) fandoms: Hermitcraft, Deltarune, Life series, Detroit Become Human, OFF

As for the name of the blog, this started as a joke blog making fun of the various girl bots on Tumblr, and quickly became by main blog by accident :) Edit: I don't tag a majority of stuff, including posts that may have spoilers (e.g. Deltarune Ch 3 & 4 spoilers) - you have been warned!

[rockets]

Grace having a very Eridian time of his life.

(I also have this up on my etsy! <3)

[cakeandchaos]

Grace, can you lock the fuck in???

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[nyenye0701]

i feel rocky would say slangs from portable earth thinking machine and half the time grace would not know them

[no-fudge-left-to-buy]

this took way longer than I’d care to admit

eraidian welcoming committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[wavezies]

i just know rocky was pissing people off when they got to erid. like everyone DROP EVERYTHING and help my weird gross alien boyfriend BUT you have to do it with me hovering over him and biting your arm off every time you so much as poke him because we're codependent. id be mad as hell

[solarispasserineii]

Desert Duo!! ^^🏜️

Fully rendered the sketch eheh

[bubblymochicat]

Post coma shenanigans

[rovenderkitting]

I took this screenshot bc of Rocky swearing but him pointing out at the end of the book that Ryland Grace hasn’t cried in a long time is honestly making me emotional.

Don’t get me wrong, I love that Grace is a weepy guy, I think it’s an essential part of his character. And he’s humble about his new situation like “it’s not perfect but I’ve got my friends and my meburgers and I get to teach again.” But dang this just goes to show how happy and calm and safe life on Erid is for him. Because Tears Georg, who cried 10,000 tears every day aboard the Hail Mary hasn’t cried in a “long-ass time” according to his closest friend. 🥹

[wildflowerdraught]

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

[kunningkyra]

saw @justcakethanks' EWC comics and i wouldn't have been able to live with myself if i didn't at least attempt to convey my first thought

[stixy]

Girl, let’s nuke Antarctica together

[dothewave]

Thank you so much to @justcakethanks these have been amazing!!!

[fei-scribbles]

me when i hermit my craft

[misterdist3r]

The batter and the cuirassier.

[enbyandyy]

i have two braincells and they are both screaming about this image <3