Random University Quotes

[AKA a blog to dump quotes from my classes that are probably not as funny as I think they are] [ran by a tired Mechanical Engineering student] [they/she/he, whatever]

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A quote submitted from @sincostanblah:

Chemistry Teacher: "As you can easily make it out, this is your own textbook."

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A quote submitted from @sincostanblah :

Chemistry Teacher: "Children exclusively have stopped thinking."

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Dynamics Professor: "Typically they look ugly like your little brother."

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Dynamics Professor: "There are like 500 Euler equations."

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Dynamics Professor: "I guess I have a lack of empathy. Just kidding."

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Engineering Statistics Lecturer: "I'm explaining it so that it sounds like it makes sense."

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Dynamics Professor: "The guy in the textbook is not careful, so this is another complaint about the textbook."

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Dynamics Professor: "...because I know too many things."

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Dynamics Professor: "We don't get concerned with the complicated definition in the textbook."

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Dynamics Professor: "Humans, right?"

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Engineering Statistics Professor: "Every time...unless the student can't add 1 and 1, the variance is zero."

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Dynamics Professor: "I don't have expectations. You can do whatever makes sense logically."

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Differential Equations Instructor: "Not the prettiest, but it's there."

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Dynamics Professor: "So [TA's name], pay attention. Nah, just kidding."

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Dynamics Professor: "According to this study, this half of the room doesn't talk to anyone in a week."

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istg this is the fourth time I've misread incompressible as incomprehensible

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Dynamics Professor: "If you promise not to complain to the board, we'll go over eigenvectors."