the viper strikes

i hear voices in my head they talk to me they understand they talk to me

[r-a-n-d-y-o-r-t-o-n]

“If memory serves me correctly, This is was the set up to main event Wrestlemania, Even though I won the damn thing”- Randy Orton on Roman/Taker clash at Royal Rumble

he is so salty I’m done. 

[knightsbridgecouturearchive]

And I SAID I was done but have fun continuing to drag it all out I suppose, if that’s what some of you really want to do.

Bye now!!

[randyissnek]

Never give in.

[itsthemachinegun]

Not sure I understand this whole Hunter is taking Roman’s place. Didn’t he and Seth have issues at Mania. I’m not so stupid I forgot. The fans I doubt have either. 

[kingofadversity]

As if what you think matters. How amusing. I do what I need to do to make this company run and that’s something you’ll never understand.

[randyissnek]

Harsh.

[itsthemachinegun]

Not sure I understand this whole Hunter is taking Roman’s place. Didn’t he and Seth have issues at Mania. I’m not so stupid I forgot. The fans I doubt have either. 

[architectofdestroyer]

I guess we kissed and made up. lol 

[randyissnek]

He's subsuming your fame. Lol.

[temomi]

Oh my

X

[randyissnek]

Do you think you'll have any more kids?

Probably.  But that’s not up to me...

[randyissnek]

What was your most recent sexual fantasy about?

Getting sucked off while wearing the Championship belt.

[xbodyonme-blog]

WHY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE EVERY CHAMPION EVER HAS HAD THIS FANTASY THOUGH?

[randyissnek]

Because that’s why they’re champions.

Everyone wants it sooner or later.

[randyissnek]

What was your most recent sexual fantasy about?

Getting sucked off while wearing the Championship belt.

[emily-kinney]

randyorton: Won’t make Halloween this year, but at least I got to help pick the pumpkin 🎃

[totaldivasepisodes]

I love Braun Strowman running almost as how much I love Braun being a T-1000 of trash in canon.

[randyissnek]

Of course I missed seeing you on television.

Watch out for Kurt.  He’s got grabby hands.

[mcmahonheiress]

Did you miss seeing me on TV Randy?

@randyissnek

[randyissnek]

You look healthy.

And happy.

Of course I am.

[totaldivasepisodes]

Well…

[aussielandusa-blog]

Hours later and in still mad about that tweet.

[antimachinex]

It was, admittedly, a terrible tweet and I hope he’s since learned his lesson otherwise I can foresee him having a tough time in the next few months.

[aussielandusa-blog]

He apologized, though that didnt seem to be received much better, so hopefully hes wiser moving forward.

[antimachinex]

Hopefully, yes. If not, I’m sure Bloom and Regal will have a talk with him in the near future.

[randyissnek]

It’s enough to make one miss the @you-can-never-outrun-the-reaper

[randyissnek]

I want to wellness strike you.

For what exactly?

[randyissnek]

I want to hug you!

People hate hugging snakes.

[fratboycena]

@criticalconfirmation dressed up as The Sandman and I’m just wondering when she’s finally gonna dress up as me.

[randyissnek]

Maybe she did.

And you couldn't see her.