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Heya..! I’m Randy, and I’m Randy for you tonight!!..

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Hey! New Randy Jade blog coming out 5 years late!!! or a little bit more.. but besides that..

DNI:

18+ content!! (Unless ur joking)

Homophobia

Racism

This Blog belongs to a MINOR!!

Go wild asking Randy Jade for his opinions!!

(This intro is all out of character btw✌️)

Oliver Swift - @thee-gnarliest-man

More Oliver Swift - @olivertherad

Theoroar - @theoroarrustlebelt0

Norm - @space-cowboy-sna

Little Billy - @little-billy

Ticket Jerry - @ticket-jerry

Another Randy - @the-swans-are-hungry

Abel - @theabelbrannigan

Karen - @i-like-horses-bc-im-autistic

Bigfoot - @immigrant-apeman

Mayor Mingus - @dialtowns-humble-mayor

Phonegingi - @egglayer-nectardrinker

Roger - @roger1000jonesparody

Hobo/god - @burgerplz

5 Dialtown ocs - @ask5dialtownocs

The local swan - @dialtownswan

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I'm buying out your dumpster

W-.. what?!! Where am I gonna live??!!

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heavy breathing but in the this is a horror movie and your going to die first way.. but like nicely?

H-.. HOW DO YOU EVEN DESCRIBE THAT AS NICE??!!

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Randy your boss gave birth btw

Oh-! Congratulations..?

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Why am I… radioactive..?

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Guys my mental health is better, plsss send me asksss

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randal do ewe cum radiation

Uhm, what the fuck does that mean

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SQUACK, SQUACK!!! 🪿

GAH! GET AWAY!!

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THE VOID OS COMING RUNNN

WHAT?! THE.. VOID..? OH GOD..

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babe i miss you

W-.. what..?

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they’re gonna slime all the ask blogs of dialtown if you don’t stop using #dialtown Randy….

We’re all gonna be executed🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

Idgaffff😭😭😭

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I probably won’t be posting as much and I haven’t fo a while. I’m dealing with mental health issues on top of that my girlfriend broke up with me but it’s okay. Sorry.

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merry easter everyphoney

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I must give you big blankets, hot coco and big forehead kisses.

I-.. okay..-

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Is having Slenderman as a boss better at least, than having Abel as a boss?

I don’t know-.. I’ve never had slender man as a boss-.. I mean-.. probably-.. but-.. I MEAN-.. no..!! Abel is the bestt…

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"…Were you about to say Slenderman would be a better boss?"

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No..?

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Dear Randy Jade,

Us, the swans have decide that

angry swan sounds

and paper shredder

oh god-.. OH GOD PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!

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Is having Slenderman as a boss better at least, than having Abel as a boss?

I don’t know-.. I’ve never had slender man as a boss-.. I mean-.. probably-.. but-.. I MEAN-.. no..!! Abel is the bestt…