Ranford

(cannot do commissions right now) just an artist....nuthin much.....| he/him/his | DNI: krattcest, pro/comshippers peeyooh..stinky | minor | #1 zach x chris hater, if zachris has no haters im dead | PFP BY WONDER-ISYODAD RAAAGHHHH | https://ranfordgallus.straw.page

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Heres a project ive been doing since 2022 and its a fan comic about my AU!

WARNING!

This comic has contents that/may(in the future) include:

- heavy violence/gore

- profanity (swearing)

- (mild) crude humour

- sexual topics (not imagery fortunately LOL, genitals will absolutely be censored or not shown)

- nudity (also will be censored or not shown)

If you're sensitive to these descriptions or too young maybe(?), best to avoid it...

I dont wanna say this comic is 16+ because i feel like it's an oxymoron for me to say that when i created this comic when i was 14 years OLD💀💀 but oh well...

Here are the parts (its still unfinished but i dont mind if you wanna read it now :-) )

If you enjoy my comic and wanna do stuff with my comic heres a blog about it!

Remember, these are for my boundaries and for you! If you can't respect my boundaries block me and never interact with my stuff The stuff i

Season 1

Episode 1. "The beginning."

(The artstyle here is a bit outdated since i created this like...late 2022 or very early 2023 )

Episode 2. "Burden."

Episode 3. (unfinished)

Recent part↓

Of episode 3. Next part coming soon! This took so long for part 7 to come out so i wanted to say sorry for the long ass wait..im not..ex

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it is a surprise that theres a significant amount of people who get disgusted with....other parts of an animal other than its meat, its kind of...odd

Like theres people who love eating animals but....also dont, like meat is the only thing thats edible, they'd eat liver and or heart sure but unpopular options like chicken feet, the head of an animal, and intestines is what crosses the line for these people, suuurrreee like intestines are full of dookie but im pretty sure meat shops know better than to sell unwashed intestines

Id eat any part of an animal, except its liver, i HATE the taste of liver specifically

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Dont be fooled by him. Zach is dead

Chud loser khriz trying to be his chuddier loserer father

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More stuff

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Dont be fooled by him. Zach is dead

Chud loser khriz trying to be his chuddier loserer father

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I hate big powdered pills, i really do, big capsules are safer but compressed powders i despise

I have some pills i recently took for iron and other vitamins and omfg theyre so big i literally couldnt swallow it

Theres gonna be people saying "you can crush it" or "split it" like the whole fucking point of a pill is to SWALLOW IT SO YOU DONT HAVE TO TASTE HOW HORRIBLE IT IS, like why do i have to crush it in the first place it defeats the purpose of a pill, if i take it as a crushed and watered pill i wouldve just taken a syrup medicine

The pill has a coating that so it gives enough time for you to swallow it without tasting it, if i cut it in half the insides are exposed so i literally could just taste the fucking thing ...why not make smaller PILLS i could fucking take and just say in the label to take two per day or something, not one BIG pill

Like im sorry i have a gag reflex and i have a small throat but come on man, and now the longer the pill stays inside my mouth its coating is gonna dissolve

Edit: this is how big it is...theres gonna some of yall saying "its not that big" IT IS, if it werent that big i would already have swallowed it whole and i wouldnt have this conversation

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Stupid fanons because im booorreedduuuhhh

Chris....chris has potential to be a tsundere but hes like not into romance so, errrhhhh hes like....i guess a yangire, he cares for his brother alot and gets jealous if he talks to his evil robot clone, khriz....which is known as the toodles guy, the robot chris with the red shirt, there are times where chris would beat up khriz and hugs martin tightly, he does have tsundere tendencies like hating martin but he really REALLY cares about him...but like thats most relationships with siblings if we're being honest...

Martin is a deredere, hes a ladys man and hes very into romance, shown in my art that martin REALLY loves his wife(s) (depending on which AU we're talking cuz i feel like he has a wife in every AU ive got except krattastrophe) and will always bends his knee for his wife.. he's not jealous, nothing at all....

Khriz...OKAY KHRIZ is a tsundere a 100 percent, while hes also not into romance, if he was he'd be a tsundere... Not yandere, he thinks its stupid to kill for a crush LOL

EDIT: if chris were even a little romantic... he'd be a kuudere, hes doesnt really know how to be in romantic relationships

Another edit: actually nevermind chris is not a yangire, hes just jealous of having another him talking to HIS brother only, he doesnt give two fucks if others hang out with martin

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Hello, neighbour

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No art ideas

Penis creature toki, tokenis...i miss drawing penis creatures

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Finally got myself some omega 3 sups and holy fuck how do i swallow this giant ass pill, like i cant do it no matter how hard i try

Are there like foods i could maybe put it in??? Since omega 3 pills are just oil extract, google isnt a reliable source now due to AI overviews even with "-ai" at the end of my searches

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Do my eyes decieve me

That is not who i think it is

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VENT....farttt

This damn family dude

Sister talked about me of my ADHD and dopamine levels being low and some treatments, mom starts talking about how shes not normal because 8f her ADHD but she still works for us, sister said this is not about mom and shes talking about MY problems

Minutes later, mom went to my room, gets upset about the conversation earlier, i try to explain that i acknowledge her hardwork and all we wanted is just for her to change her ways even just a bit because she tends to make things about herself and thats why her kids hesitate on trying to speak with her and about their problems to her...mind you i have NEVER even talked about myself in this conversation because im trying to understand how she feels

She then gets more upset and starts saying by tomorrow shes not gonna get us and do anything and see what we'll do without her work, like.......what? In the earlier conversation, all i quite LITERALLY stated that mom should just change her ways a bit and that her ADHD isnt the problem, and by changing i mean just understanding her childrens point of view without making all about herself and also help our little brother with his mobility issues because he still has problems using a scissor at the age of 12-13

I just wanna move out bruuuhhhhhh

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Chris is destined to have a beard, no matter what yall think

Martin is like....he only grows a beard during middle ages but chris of any age just fits having a beard better than martin

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Khriz voice concept

God i wish i could just have the magical ability of voicing so i can just voice this guy without having to scroll for hours trying to find characters that sounds similar to him

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Seeing the PBSkids insta account trying so hard to be cool with gen z's is making me physically recoil im so sorry

This could even just be the other way around, both millenials and gen z's can be like this

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Rewatching the draco lizard episode and i forgot how much this scene made me giggle, like he fucking dies in not even a second and instantly gave up

This guy genuinely sucks at gaming

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I wonder if flying reptiles nurture their young

Because usually in most reptiles, they usually just...lay eggs and dip, or incubate their eggs until they hatch, but they dont really care for them...they usually just let the babes fend for themselves

Unlike three reptiles, alligators, crocodiles, and birds care for their young, they keep a close eye to their babies and even feed them

And those three reptilian groups are in the archosaur clade, so that means that archosaurs are the only reptiles that actually care for their young

And flying reptiles belong in the archosaur clade, so is it possible that they also take care of their offspring? Is it possible they also fed them? I mean flying is pretty energy costing but maybe the babies cant fly yet and only eating ground animals i guess, the adults are only there to keep eye on them like crocodiles do

But also like.....thats probably because being a crocodile or alligator isnt that energy costing, they usually just lie there and theyre not really active so they dont really need to feed their young for better survival as the offsprings could already feed themselves...but flying requires alot of energy sooooo....idk

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Siiighhhhhhhh.....would be cool if one of my friends talked to me👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 i SAID it would be cool if one of my friends talked to me👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀