what

hi i'm sarah, professional trash

[qweety-deactivated20131214]

[londonprophecy]

OMFG

[lixxieb]

That should not have been as funny as it was!

[lizzthefrizzzz]

OH MY WORD

[jackhawksmoor]

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

[thesonicscrew]

“they have angered the machine!!”

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

[novanoah]

I did it again. This gif is gold, even the red shirt is on spot.

[thebootydiaries]

concept: u and i are on a date, walking through a beautiful forest. i attempt to impress u by ripping a log in half with my bare hands. u are screaming

[bethmackenzie]

So am I kicked out of the fandom yet or…? (x)

[incorrectmiraculousladybugquotes]

oh my god

[yuffiesama-deactivated20160131]

[ransfan-blog]

Levi what r u doing

[cybergata]

[cryley]

THE PUPILS

[puff-dacier]

Kitty saw something Kitty wanted and went after it.

[professorfangirl]

That is not a kitty, that is a Miyazaki character.

[seberu]

I lost it when that one ear flipped up.

[rad-gargd-deactivated20161212]

give me this breed

[nico-nasty]

For anyone who cant quite find the right words this Valentines…

[lilacsociety]

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Anime Opening (I’m so sorry)

[redribbonrobot-deactivated20190]

I’ve watched this about a dozen times. It is PERFECT ❤

[bigbigtruck]

FUCK

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

OP is going to hell for this

[ransfan-blog]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Powerball odds are about 1 in 290,000,000. The odds that you beat out all the other sperm cells to fertilize your mothers egg is about 1 in 250,000,000. All of us have already won the powerball by simply existing.

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[rif-art]

cutting it close with a quick christmas nozomi 

[brushedteeth]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

[abigailpatrick-deactivated20160]

YEAH BUT HE’S NOT AS MAD AS DEAN 

DEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE, YOU’RE SUCH A LEGEND YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A FOOT

[iu]

*wants to read* *doesnt read*

*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*

*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*

*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*

*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*

[lilhippiedreamer]

10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around. 

[punkrock-astrology]

I’m not even american but oh my god don’t let this scumbag be your fucking president

[sagethedinosaur]

11. He wants to shut down all mosques, though he knows that it may be illegal

12. He wants to make all Muslims wear a badge and carry an ID that says that they’re Muslim

Remind you of anything?

[borenii-deactivated20160609]

Reblogging again for that^

[polkadot-cookie]

13. He said that autistic children just need to be properly disciplined and that people suffering through depression and PTSD are acting as though they’re the first generation to struggle with these issues.

[bogbitchthings]

everyone needs to see this

[e123-omga]

14. He wanted to set up a “humane deportation force” That would rid America of Illegal immigrants.    

Eerily enough, the Nazis had proposed a similar idea of wanting the Jews out of Europe; to set up a deportation force to exile the Jews from Europe. (source)

Wake up America.You are literally voting for the modern Adolf Hitler