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@rantingrocky-blog
i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????
Hi! I'm an English major and obviously I get that whole "What are you going to do if you're not teaching?" racket all the time. I just wanted to let you know that when that starts to get to me, reading your articles and seeing what you're doing really gives me a lot of hope that I can turn writing into a career the way you have. You're really talented and funny, and it's just nice to see someone I admire doing something I love.
The people who say that are afraid you’ll be successful at something you love because they’ve already preemptively abandoned their passions for the sake of stability. The truth is that there are tons of stable writing jobs out there and very few really good writers to fill them. When I say “good writers” I don’t mean people with natural talent, I mean the people who are willing to put the work in to keep writing, finish what they write and also willing to find the flaws in what they write so they can make something better the next time. You’d be shocked how many “writers” don’t have the patience for that.
how can u marathon ghibli movies… theyre special. theyre luxuries.. u have to space them out. a single ghibli film makes u heal and affects u so much. u lose out on that power when u force yourself into a marathon
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography
THAT IS SMART OMFG
Innovative
ICONIC
fuck you I hate you
You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life?
You’d be dead?
Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it.
THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check
This Key and Peele skit about bullying needs to be taken seriously….
It’s not something that you consciously notice, but movies speak to us in a secret language. They use a special shorthand to convey ideas or explain plot in the most efficient way possible. There’s one problem though: they do it in the same couple dozen ways and recycle them over and over. And they need to stop. Or at least invent some new ones.
Is someone’s life crumbling away after a break-up? Just give them a beard and litter their apartment with Chinese food cartons. Want to show someone has a house or apartment, but no possessions? How about some well-placed Chinese food cartons? Is someone pulling an all-nighter with their work? More Chinese food cartons!
If you’re a person who even casually watches movies, you’ll know so many of these the instant we bring them up and you’ll never unsee them in any film going forward.
THIS WEEK: To break down 25 of the biggest offenders, Jack O'Brien is joined by Cracked’s Carmen Angelica, Soren Bowie and Daniel O'Brien. They talk about how people brush their teeth in movies, how men try to steal kisses and why you can never trust a fictional male nurse.
25 Bizarrely Specific Ways Movies Get Reality Wrong
Holy shit! The second episode already? My God, what ambitious little bees we are.
While visiting some friends in LA Ellie thought it would be good to record the second episode of our series, so that's what we did! Recorded in an apartment in Santa Monica on 3-4-17, we talk about the largest employers in Antioch, difficulties with public transportation, our work history, and more. You'll hear Carolyn speaking as a guest. The image associated with this episode was created by Michelle.
Anyway. Enjoy!
My friend and I sat down and talked about our hometown. Well, our hometown and suburbs throughout the United States as a whole. And, well. With the intent of making it a series. In any case, this is the first episode of that series. A few technical hiccups in this episode, some track stuttering and mic bumps, but hey! It’s a learning process, in any case...Ellie is super smart and the greatest influence on my life. Recent graduate from Berkeley, so. Let that add some uh. Value?
Anyway. Enjoy!
Why Being Wolverine Is Harder Than You Think
Hug Me
Someone at the YouTube Space who looked familiar waved at me today and I waved back and went in for a hug and then she said “Hello, this is [Her Name]” into her phone and it occurred to me I never met this person and almost hugged a complete stranger and wouldn’t THAT have been interesting and like why even give me arms if I’m gonna be this wrong at hugging.
I have recently started listening to old musicals. Wicked and Dr. Horrible. And Julie Andrews singing I Could Have Danced All Night. Everything is a memory. I am laughing at how good all of these things are. Mandy Patinkin singing Over The Rainbow. It’s all a Reminder. Of course it is. I am a dramatic person who operates in extremes. That’s just how it is. I have owned it for years. Resignation. But I think this time I may have taken it too far. Our language lands flat on others ears. It’s frustrating and leads to me fumbling. I am trying to make connections with others that came so easily with you and I. Not stretches or great works. But here I am struggling. The way we spoke was effortless. Well, mostly. When you weren’t kicking my ass at the analysis of a book I’ve read fifteen times and you find forgetful. You had me pulling mental gymnastics just to stay in line. Lately the people I’m talking to find me argumentative, and it’s true that I live to be combative, (which was probably the reason we find ourselves here) but it’s more that I’m desperately searching for something that you offered so effortlessly. A challenge. Well, a challenge in some sense. I don’t know whats going on and I never do. But I think I can say with confidence that I miss you a great deal. In a physical way sometimes. I just. I have a strong feeling that this last break was the Big One. It’s an awful thing.
Thats the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Any day
i am sick with consequence. it makes sense in most minutes. when it doesn't, i am crushed. it will pass. this will pass. it never has. but it will.
