Coolest Cop In Revachol

Real life Dick Mullen, Cryptozoology lover, Man from Hjelmdall + SAD FM 4ever 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒊𝒆𝒔 The line between my unhinged personal blog and a Harry Du Bois roleplay blog is actually pretty thin

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DETECTIVE RAPHAËL AMBROSIUS COSTEAU ARRIVING ON HIS BLOG

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

If you’re going to hate me do it for something I actually did. I don’t embezzle money from my work, I wouldn’t do that. I steal prescription medication and the pre-baggied evidence drugs.

Also pens.

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I’m going to get one of those sexy little tramp stamps and it’s going to say disco never dies ‘31 And you can’t fucking stop me

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

Lady during one of my investigations offered me some weed when we first got to the scene. Long story short, we took her in for questioning today and she definitely killed him. I’m still going to smoke the weed but it feels kind of weird now.

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

After not taking a shower for a few days, sure, I smell. But if I wait a few days after that the sweat and odor turns into a mass that smells like beer and beer smells cool and masculine. Cleaning off now would render all my hard earned progress moot.

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

Why is everything terrifying and awful Why do I run like an engine that never gives out Why can’t I stop

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

If I put a bunch of paper in my oven would it burn like a real fireplace or would I just burn down my apartment complex

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

I haven’t bathed in weeks so I made up for it today by banishing myself to the shower time anomaly that took nine hours away from my life.

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

GRIND AND RISE!! COCKS OUT!! DICKTECTIVES ON THE SCENE!!

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

No you should eat the soap. Maybe it's drugs

So apparently I don’t actually own a bar of soap. And bars of soap cost like five reál — fifteen if they smell nice — so I think I’m on strike until soap prices improve. I can get stuff that will actually get me high way cheaper than that.

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

Been thinking of updating my profile picture, what do you think

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

I think I’m going to eat a bar of soap. Just to feel something. Maybe it’ll clean out the rot

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

Wait what the fuck am I doing. I forgot about drugs. This is literally what drugs are for

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

I think I’m going to eat a bar of soap. Just to feel something. Maybe it’ll clean out the rot

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

There is a brief window between setting yourself on fire and burning to death where you look *really* cool

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

I’m doing great actually. I’m tearing shit up, I’m unkillable baby

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

I want to kill myself but I don’t because it sounds like it’s hard and it hurts but everything sort of feels like that. Anyway I’m too lazy to come up with a method. I’ll just stumble on something probably eventually

[raphael-ambrosius-costeau]

There’s piss and vomit in my bones

Because I’m too fucked for blood

It’s all I’ve got left, baby

Or it better be