omg okay so, saiki with a crush whos vvv chill like almost to the point where it’s concerning.
swear they could just have a near death experience and be like “oh well. at least i’m still alive🤷♀️”
HELLOOO I LOVE THIS ASK SM!!! let’s go (sorry i’m soo late :(()
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saiki x apathetic!reader (?)
- the first time saiki meets you he’s very taken aback
- your brain is just a constant of “eh. that’s cool i guess” for EVERYTHING
- you’re as apathetic as he is and he feels so... understood
- your thought process is the same as his except you don’t even have powers so he lowkey admires how unconcerned you are
- countless times a day he is star-struck just by how little you care
- your brain: “oh it’s raining and i don’t have an umbrella... whatever it’s just water i guess” “teruhashi’s dating someone? cool” “that super popular boy in a2 likes me? eh ok” saiki: marry me
- you also get caught up in his gang somehow (the bonding power of nendo) and your reaction to everything is the same as his
- kaidou: *goes on and about the dark reunion* everyone: *makes fun of him* you: does it matter lol you do you kaidou
- while you may seem emotionless, you do let some parts of yourself slip when needed, like when you find chiyo crying over a boy and you resignedly buy her a cupcake to cheer her up, or when you give your lunch to mera when you see she doesn’t have any
- perfect. you are the perfect balance. saiki is definitely in love
- you give 0 shits about appearances or love lives, yet you try to compliment as many people as possible and reject confessions kindly
- one time you were walking on the pavement and a car nearly ran you over but saiki delayed your movement just by a second
- saiki: wtf are they doing they just almost died you: wo. that was fast. anyways saiki: ???
- he’s a little concerned for your safety so he tends to hang around you more (that’s definitely the only reason)
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that’s all! i enjoyed imagining this a lot (though i wish i could’ve written more *sigh) so thank you for your ask <333
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