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I defend you from the Raptor hordes.....and tell you about entertainment while doing so.

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Holy shit. Gundam sized bullets

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The Avalanche of game discussion is upon us...and there it went. Shout Pit

The Avalanche of game discussion is upon us…and there it went. Shout Pit

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/all-dem-games.mp3

all dem games

Welcome back to this weeks Shout Pit, and it is all about the games. This episode all the big hits are discussed and some of them are torn to pieces like a Lion eating a jerk tourist who thought it would be smart to boop them on the nose. Advance Warefare? We got that for ya, oh a Little WWE 2k15, we smoosh that in…

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The worst thing is, THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENS

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Oh what a fuck face

I now instinctively scream " Fuck you, you....fuck...hole...shrew eating...butt" whenever I see pretty much anyone from the Abbott Government on T.V or any form of media. I found myself screaming at a newspaper today. So here is a shitty Pokemon photoshop, hope you enjoy or hate it...I don't care anymore. 

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Raptor Proof Product Assessment # 2: FarCry 4

Check out my shiny new video review. Now with more swears and adorable nightmare beasts. 

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Oh God I thought I already posted these....Editions of the Podcast.

Oh God I though I already posted these….Editions of the Podcast.

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/borderlandsmp.mp3

Borderlands and stuff

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/pax-ausmp.mp3

Pax Aus

*Runs into the room panting* Oh Shit…I…Um…Sorry, but I know these podcasts are pretty late. Shit I actually forgot what they were about. Sunset Overdrive is somewhere in there I think, plus some PAX Aus and stuff. Some talk about…things….and…

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A Raptor Proof Product Assessment: Assassin’s Creed Unity Oh Shiiiet I finally, made a thang. Enjoy.

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A Raptor Proof Product Assessment: Assassin's Creed Unity

I finally did a thing.

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Shout Pit: EB Expo 2014 edition.

Shout Pit: EB Expo 2014 edition.

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/eb-expo-2014.mp3

Eb expo 2014

On this weeks edition of the Shout Pit. Josh and I talk about our times with Shadow of Mordor. I talk at length about my time with what I think is one of the best survival games this year, Alien: Isolation. Josh talk about Smash Bros 3DS and how I…just…don’t get Smash Bros…but Josh likes it so yeah. I also compare the…

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TGS and sorry for being late brah.

TGS and sorry for being late brah.

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tgs-bitches.mp3

TGS

  Yeah, yeah, I know this is late again. But hey…shut up. This episode we talk about TGS and Disney Infinity 2.0 as well as a bunch of other shit. Oh the reason we are doing episodes fortnightly is due to just the slow news days and lack of releases, but that is all changing as we rocket in October and November.

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Podcast DOUBLE WHAMMY

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dont-be-dicks-part-2.mp3 https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/2014-09-13-19-39-48-computer-record.mp3

Destiny 2

Destiny.

So last week due to some complications I could not post the podcast. So This week you get two free podcasts for the price of one free podcast…FREEEEEE.

We cover a whole bunch of shit I cannot remember, I think…

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"I just want to eat donuts and laugh at the sun" Shout Pit. #givemebirdoorgivemedeath

“I just want to eat donuts and laugh at the sun” Shout Pit. #givemebirdoorgivemedeath

Don’t be Dicks! https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dont-ne-dicks.mp3

This podcast does start on a serious note , but eventually spirals into the stupid we all love and enjoy.

I talk about Metro:Redux and all the pretty lights in those games, it’s a fucking bargain that everyone should buy. Josh rolls around in the joy that is Hotline Miami, again and again and again, which is never…

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Gamescom 2014 and Ice Giant Bono

Gamescom 2014 and Ice Giant Bono

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/game-com-ya.mp3

2014-08-14 19-41-39 computer r

This week we start off a little dark with the unfortunate death of the legendary Robin Williams and just some other dark news. But we cheer-up  due to a tepid Gamescom. Then we fight again……. It’s a dark Shout Pit.

But it all ends when we talk about Assassins Creed Rouge and how Bono Vox is a Ice…

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Shut up and go watch the Guardians of the Galaxy god damn it Shout Pit.

Shut up and go watch the Guardians of the Galaxy god damn it Shout Pit.

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/2014-08-06-19-43-20-computer-record.mp3

  Guten tag hotdog people. This week Josh and I shoot the shit over some actual news, such as Assassins Creed: Rogue, The Remaster Remake of Resident Evil and how Capcom just hads Megaman chained up in a  basement and is receiving forced fellatio by Chris Redfield. We talk about Ganondorf and crew rocking up…

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Comic-Conquest 2014

https://raptorproof.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/comic-conquesting.mp3

Comic-conquest.

Comic-Con 2014 came and went and left a kind of meh feeling. That said we talk about the Good (Avengers 2), The Bad ( Gal Gadot as Wonderwomen) and the Best ( Mike Tyson Mysteries). We also talk about games, coffee festivals and snobs.

Something, something joke

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God damn this game.