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H E L L .
“You look like you’re in a spot of bother, darling. Such a pity.”
“You could be lying there, too.” Emily said, her head going to the side, though she still considered it. She couldn’t handle a bunch more demons, not on her own. “Why do you want to kill them, anyway?” she asked. She knew now they were apparently on a time limit, but she needed to know in order to figure out what to do.
Val nodded, it wouldn't be completely beyond the realm of possibility that she was lying. “You may be aware that demons are backstabbing, dishonest, and just downright cowards. Their treacherous nature not only extends to humans, but to each other. These particular demons thought they could play me for a fool, that I wouldn’t find out about their double-crossing ways. They’re coming here to hide very expensive artwork I planned to auction off, to sell it and pocket all of the money for themselves.” As she finished explaining, the low rumble of an engine could be heard approaching. “Ah, that’ll be them. So, you can either let me go and live through this ordeal, or die horrifically. It’s up to you, darling.”
“Um…” he hesitated not thinking of anything convincing. “I was just making sure no one weird was following you. It’s late, you can’t be too safe.” Wow, nice one, moron, he thought to himself.
She turned to face him fully, raising a brow at him. “You didn’t want anybody to follow me, so you yourself decided to follow me? Isn’t that rather counterproductive?” She asked, “You’re doing the very thing you are trying to prevent other from doing, it’s all rather unconvincing. So, why don’t you tell me why you’re really here?”
“Sorry, what did you say? I wasn’t listening.”
“I don’t… trust you.” Emily said after a moment. “As much as I would want to dig the bullet out and let you heal, I just… don’t.” She shifted a little on her feet. “How about I leave a line of salt around you or a devil’s trap in something like chalk so you can get out later?”
“And rightly so. You should never trust a demon, darling.” She agreed, clasping her hands together. “However, would you be more inclined to release me if I were to tell you that there were more demons on their way? The reason I’m here, you see, is to kill them. They think I have an important job for them, and if they find me here with a bullet in my head, and you with the gun.... I’m sure you can figure out the rest.”
“I wasn’t stalking, I swear,” he spoke softly as he came out from behind a bush.
“Then what were you doing, hmm?” She questioned, turning her head towards him slightly.
“There’s no point in hiding, I know you’re there.”
injured memes
“ oh my god what happened? ”
“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”
“ who did this to you? ”
“ that’s… a lot of blood ”
“ i think… it’s broken ”
“ can you move? does it hurt? ”
“ we need to get you to a hospital ”
“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”
“ it’s just a scratch ”
“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”
“ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ don’t you pass out on me ”
“ i’m just so tired ”
“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”
“ i just need to sit down for a minute ”
“ let me carry you ”
“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”
“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”
“ hey! i said stay awake! ”
“ tell me what hurts ”
“ does it hurt when i do this? ”
“ ow! that hurts! ”
“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”
“ it was an accident ”
“But now you have a reason,” she pointed out, nodding her head towards the wound and the oozing blood. “So I can’t exactly dig the bullet out and walk along on my merry way.”
“If I were to kill every person that has taken a shot at me, there would be a long trail of bodies right behind me.” She sighed, “And whilst I’m not particularly happy that I have blood all over this dress, it’s not something I’d kill you over.”
Burton Film Sentence Pack
“________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
“________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”
“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
“An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”
“Are you so certain of everything?”
“Begone, ye demons from Hell!”
“But I don’t even know your name.”
“Do you think me wicked?”
“Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”
“Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”
“Fetch my musket!”
“For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”
“Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”
“Give it more juice!”
“Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”
“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”
“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
“He didn’t wake up.”
“Hold me.”
“How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”
“How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”
“I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”
“I can’t remember what fun is for.”
“I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”
“I have every confidence in you.”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
“I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”
“I meant to do that.”
“I remember… the Alamo.”
“I stand up for sense and justice.”
“I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”
“If you are wise, you will leave this place.”
“I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”
“I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
“I WANT a SQUIRREL!”
“If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
“I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”
“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
“It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”
“Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
“Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”
“Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”
“Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”
“Look out, Mister Potato Head!”
“Marvelous things will happen.”
“Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”
“May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”
“Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”
“Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!”
“MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”
“Nobody likes scientists.”
“Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”
“Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
“Pardon my enthusiasm.”
“People think it’s haunted.”
“Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”
“Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”
“Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”
“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?”
“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
“Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”
“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
“These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”
“They all deserve to die.”
“They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”
“There’s an eye in my soup.”
“Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”
“Wait. I made a promise.”
“What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”
“What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”
“Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”
“Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”
“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
“We can build a death ray!”
“With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”
“You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”
“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”
“You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”
“You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”
“You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”
“You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”
“You must never move the body!”
“You, sir/madam, are an ass!”
You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”
“You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”
“Your whole nose has gone purple!”
“You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”
250+ starters you can use
even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
❝College will be paradise.❞
❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞
❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞
❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞
❝You LIAR.❞
❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞
❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞
❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞
❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞
❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞
❝What’s your damage?❞
❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞
❝I think we broke my mattress.❞
❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞
❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞
❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞
❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞
❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞
❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞
❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞
❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞
❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞
❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞
❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞
❝Surprise, surprise.❞
❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞
❝Is she beautiful?❞
❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞
❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞
❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞
❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞
❝But stars come out at night.❞
❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞
❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞
❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞
❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞
❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞
❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞
❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞
❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞
❝I do not fear the people.❞
❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞
❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞
❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞
❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞
❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞
❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞
❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞
❝Wanna fight for me?❞
❝Hey, are you still alive?❞
❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞
❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞
❝Such tragic lovers.❞
❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞
❝Love? You think love will save you?❞
❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞
❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞
❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞
❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞
❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞
❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞
❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞
❝I do not fear death.❞
❝Am I in hell?❞
❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞
❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞
❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞
❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞
❝There are worst faiths.❞
❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞
❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞
❝Let me see your face.❞
❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞
❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞
❝I could try, but no promises.❞
❝I just want to go home and shower.❞
❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞
❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞
❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞
❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞
❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞
❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞
❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞
❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞
❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞
❝Bring them BACK.❞
❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞
❝Those who refuse will die.❞
❝How do you forget?❞
❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞
❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞
❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞
❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞
❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞
❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞
❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞
❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞
❝Shut your eyes then.❞
❝That child saved your life.❞
❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞
❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞
❝Beauty fades.❞
❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞
❝Find a legal way then.❞
❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞
❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞
❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞
❝You swore you would protect me!❞
❝You are a toad.❞
❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞
❝Get out you snake.❞
❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞
❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞
❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞
❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞
❝You are my soul mate!❞
❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞
❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞
❝To love? Or to spy?❞
❝Which witch is which?❞
❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞
❝Who’s your daddy now?❞
❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞
❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞
❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞
❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞
❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞
❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞
❝Will you give yourself to me?❞
❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞
❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞
❝You can try.❞
❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞
❝Pathetic.❞
❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞
❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞
❝Did they touch you?❞
❝I don’t think I can move.❞
❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞
❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞
❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞
❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞
❝Are you pregnant?❞
❝I’m pregnant.❞
❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞
❝Who is the father?❞
❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞
❝Monster!❞
❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞
❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞
❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞
❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞
❝We are two ships in the night.❞
❝The shadows grow darker.❞
❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞
❝You belong to me now.❞
❝You WITCH.❞
❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞
❝Revenge will be mine.❞
❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞
❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞
❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞
❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞
❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞
❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞
❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞
❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞
❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞
❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞
❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞
❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞
❝He’s insane.❞
❝This is a good day for him.❞
❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞
❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞
❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞
❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞
❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞
❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞
❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞
❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞
❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞
❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞
❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞
❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞
❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞
❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞
❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞
❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞
❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞
❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞
❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞
❝We had a deal.❞
❝I want to be just like you.❞
❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞
❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞
❝The dead don’t lie.❞
❝I am the only one that knows.❞
❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞
❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞
❝So you would buy me outright?❞
❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞
❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞
❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞
❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞
❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞
❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞
❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞
❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞
❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞
❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞
❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞
❝This dog will come back and bite.❞
❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞
❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞
❝Where is the murderer?❞
❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞
❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞
❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞
❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞
❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞
❝They will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till there’s no one left standing.❞
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“And I fell in love instantly.”
“It’s probably nothing.“
“It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.“
“If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.“
“And you may find, as time passes, that you remember it less and less."
"Look, I’ve probably said too much."
"If you don’t hear from me again, it has truly been a pleasure."
"We are not history yet."
"You are safe now."
"You can let go now."
"We have nothing to speak about. There never was."
"I have chosen to not be certain of anything at all."
"There are many things I wish I could remember."
"I do not live but I exist."
"I don’t know if he listens to me sometimes."
"We can do this together, you and I."
"You don’t know what to say."
"I know what I saw."
"Regrets just bear us down."
"You are all to me."
"Think nothing of it; it’s forgotten."
"There—now you know. Has that filled an emptiness for you? Are you any happier now?"
"I have something of urgent importance to tell you."
"And for now, existence is enough."
"No, not you! Not you!"
"Please, stay safe inside."
"I just don’t believe violence is ever the answer—it is a question. The real answer is far more terrifying."
"We can get along."
"I’m coming in there."
"There must be something beyond this something."
"I will try not to be long."
"I don’t know where I am."
"I told you I would be back."
"I let that woeful beast live."
"We have each other."
"As with life, and as with all things, it will pass."
"Am I in Hell?”
“I am certain that there must be more to us than just us."
"Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past; let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future."
"I probably won’t miss you."
"Well, let’s just find out together, shall we?"
"And it’s just no good anymore. We can’t carry on like this."
"Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever; who cares?"
"When I die, I want to have earned it."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy."
"I can disappear if I want to."
"And what if the void is not as void as we thought?"
"Time is weird; so is space. I hope ours match again someday."
"We should all be so lucky to set our own futures."
"I fear for what we know."
"I fear for what we don’t know."
"We have nothing to fear and never did."
"It is likely I will learn nothing from this."
"After everything that happened, I just wanted to see you."
"It is too late for us."
"But maybe you shouldn’t sleep in your home anymore. Just in case."
"Your sadness will know no bounds."
"Nothing will be the same."
"Nothing has ever been the same."
"When something is this weird, one shouldn’t assume to understand anything specific about it at all."
"Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work."
"No one has ever known anything—not really."
"I don’t know much about anything at all, honestly."
"Everything is some level of probably, nothing is a promise."
"You don’t know, and so it might very well."
"Nothing ever really happens to me."
"Thanks, that means lot. Not to me, but your words hold a lot of meaning intrinsically."
"So it’s best just to stay away."
"It cannot give you what you need."
"Oh, you don’t even want to know."
"But it wasn’t what I thought it would be."
"I’ll be back as soon as I can."
"You have no idea how often it is just you and me."
"There always seems to be something upsetting you."
"It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you; there’s everything coming to get you. But relax anyway."
"Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be."
"It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting, don’t worry."
"This is because I am also slightly malicious. Sorry about that."
"Thinking about it now, nothing seems good, let alone perfect."
"And those imperfections in our reality are the seams and the cracks into which our outsized love can seep and pool."
"And sometimes we’re annoyed. And disappointed. And that, too, is a part of how love works."
"I just thought it was time for us to make a home together.”
Emily blinked. “You’re a demon. Demons are bad news. And also likely to kill me if I don’t immobilize them.” Sure, it was a generalization, but 99.9% of the time a correct one.
Val was surprised her eyes didn’t role out of her head right then. “Yes, demons are bad news. We do have a rep to keep up, after all. But unlike other demons, I rarely kill without a good reason. So unless there’s something you’ve done to wrong me that I’m unaware of, you are perfectly safe with me. Well, generally safe.”
“Yup. Devil’s trap bullet.”
“That explains why I can’t move then. I’m guessing you did that for a reason, may I ask what it is?”
Starter Call!