happy to be here

she/her | lesbian | 22, aged bones

[luldamdaddy]

Y’all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life

[doctorslippery]

Hammer of Probability

[theabsolutedykery-deactivated20]

This is what the DM hits you with when you try to fuck the monsters

[roach-works]

concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years you’d be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like there’s 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who can’t do shit.

concept: non-elves can’t tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves

concept: there’s a 20 year old elf in your tavern and he’s counting on this 

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[grawly]

[karilotl-deactivated20240706]

this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.

[dracophile]

W…what classes were they?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[olivesawl]

If you’re the kind of person who would do that, you never become Bezos in the first place.

My Dad owned a business my whole life. It was profitable, but it didn’t expand. I ask him once why he never grew it, and he said it’s nearly impossible without climbing on someone’s back–your vendors, your customers, your employees. Particularly that last one. You don’t wait until your business is big to be a good human being. The very first time you have to choose between your own profit and your employees health insurance, you choose the later. You give maternity leave even though the government doesn’t make you. You dock your own salary to not lay people off during a recession. You have adequate staffing and reliable hours. Anybody who says you can’t run a retail business on a normal, reasonable, predictable schedule you know in advance is full of shit. My Dad did it for 35 years (always have one more person than you think you need, and 98% of your staffing problems vanish). It’s just not maximum profit. If you don’t prioritize extracting profit from every corner of your business, you never become rich enough to give billions away. 

(One of the things my father is proud of is that by the time he retired they hadn’t needed to take a help wanted ad in 30 years. Turnover was low, and when a spot opened, referrals filled it.)

[swolerbear]

Always remember that capitalism is built on outright lies and greed.

[kermitlesbian]

Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order! 

[astrid-beck]

[clickbaitcowboy]

i dont care about starwars but i care about them

[fuck-customers]

[dykerightsmp3]

you know what line from Shakespeare makes me go feral. that one line that’s like “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes (and also I will go with thee to thy Uncle)” from Much Ado About Nothing because like. that line is objectively really funny because Beatrice is just talking about going with Benedick to have a conversation with her uncle and he’s. being an overdramatic bitch again. but the other thing is that. that line is so unbearably tender. imagine you ask someone to go with you to your uncle’s and they seriously tell you not only do they want to do that but they also want to die in your lap and be buried in your eyes, sort of in a joking tone but also completely meaning it. i cant think about that too long or ill absolutely go insane

[godhasacne]

He’s here

[fatvampire-deactivated20150726]

why is this photo red stop

[pudonkers]

The sky turns red wherever he goes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fibrespace]

People often look at the tags on my handmade goods and declare that my prices are outrageous. I did the math and THIS is what that handmade beanie you want for $10 ACTUALLY cost to make.

So if you see that $30 on the label, be courteous. Know that I am paying myself far, far less than minimum wage in labor ($2.22 per hour, to be exact) to even come to such a supposedly ghastly price. I can't take that $10 for a hat because no one can live on $0.37 an hour, much less sustain a business.

Handmade goods aren't overpriced, people just undervalue the hard work and years of skill artists put into them.

[squeeful]

All clothing items should be far more expensive than you’re used to. They are only “affordable” because if at or near slave labor at all levels of a multiple stage production process

[rivailles]

The Prince of Egypt (1998) dir. Brenda Chapman, Simon Wells, Steve Hickner

[mytimeatlastt]

no animation can honestly compare