Rare Pears

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An incomplete fandom list of plot bunny tags I use to sort my crack ideas:

Answered #Ask, #original novel idea, #rarepears recs

#Black Butler idea, #Bleach ideas, #BNHA ideas, #Fullmetal Alchemist ideas, #Harry Potter ideas, #Game of Thrones idea,  More #Game of Thrones ideas, #Hannibal (NBC) idea, #JJK ideas, #KHR ideas, #Naruto ideas, #Scumbag Villain's Self-Saving System ideas, #Solo Leveling ideas, #Star Wars ideas, #The S Classes that I Raised ideas, #The Untamed/MDZS ideas, #Tokyo Ghoul ideas, #Twilight ideas

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Masterpost

Sept 2021, Oct 2021, Nov 2021, Dec 2021, Jan 2022, Feb 2022, Mar 2022, Apr 2022, May 2022, Jun 2022, Jul 2022 (1/2), Jul 2022 (2/2),  Aug 2022 (1/3), Aug 2022 (2/3), Aug 2022 (3/3), Sept 2022, Oct 2022, Nov 2022, Dec 2022, Jan 2023, Feb 2023, Mar 2023, Apr 2023, May 2023, Jun 2023, Jul & Aug 2023, Sept & Oct 2023, Nov 2023, Dec 2023, Jan 2024, Feb 2024

Ask box is always open for prompts! Current number of asks in askbox as of [8/25/2024]: 152.

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FAQ below the cut:

Q: Did Tumblr eat my ask? Why is it taking so long to reply to my ask? A: Maybe it ate your ask. But sometimes I need time to think about how to reply or come up with better ideas; sometimes I’m hoarding the ask since I want to write a oneshot for it. 

Q: Can I write a fanfiction/create fanart based on your idea? A: Yes! Credit and send the link over so I can scream about it please~

Q: Do you know [insert fandom name]? A: I know nothing about Genshin Impact, Tiān Guān Cì Fú, Ranma 1/2, Fruit Basket. Most superheroes are a no go as well.

List will be updated and expanded upon in the future.

You can always send in prompts for other fandoms. The worse case scenario is that I might not be able to contribute if it’s a fandom that I’m not familiar with.

Q: When will you update [insert fanfiction title]? A: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hello! I wanted to ask you: are you familiar with the game "Cookie Run Kingdom"? Because if yes I have a crossover AU idea between Cookie Run KIngdom and Scum Villain's Self-Saving System I would like to share! :)

Nope but tell me more

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Shen Yuan transmigrated into a cultivation world which would had been super cool and all but he got stuck with a body with no ability to cultivate. Sure he could pull out those artifacts that would grant mortals the ability to cultivate but that would require him knowing and trusting a cultivator to go fetch it for him and not make off with the artifact and… yeah that’s not happening. He’s a minor noble, not some hotshot prince or whatever with all the resources at hand to do such a thing.

So, uh, yeah. He settles into a normal life, does the mandatory things of getting a wife and having sons, barely squeaks out of having concubines although he can’t say he has burning passionate love with his wife and all should seem good, right?

WRONG

Turns out telling his children bedtime stories about what PIDW could had been bit him in the ass. His second son runs off to become a cultivator by hook or crook and since no cultivation talent runs in the family, it means that his son becomes a demonic cultivator!

Shen Yuan is crying tears of blood and despair! At least this stupid son of his picks a pseudonym to not tie things back to the Shen family. Still! Why is the name of Wu Yanzi giving him the creeps!

And then years later, this troublemaker of a son brings back a… grandson!!

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Yes Wu Yanzi is Shen Yuan’s son. No, Shen Jiu isn’t Wu Yanzi’s son.

Rather Shen Yuan asked if the Shen character in Shen Jiu’s name was written in this way and Shen Jiu, who doesn’t know how his name really should be written nor does he really care to decide yet, just says yes, not yet realizing that he just confirmed he has the Shen family name…

Wu Yanzi doesn’t realize the misunderstanding until it’s too late and he’d just look like a scumbag of a father trying to deny the results of a one night spent at the brothel…

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Shen Yuan transmigrated into a cultivation world which would had been super cool and all but he got stuck with a body with no ability to cultivate. Sure he could pull out those artifacts that would grant mortals the ability to cultivate but that would require him knowing and trusting a cultivator to go fetch it for him and not make off with the artifact and… yeah that’s not happening. He’s a minor noble, not some hotshot prince or whatever with all the resources at hand to do such a thing.

So, uh, yeah. He settles into a normal life, does the mandatory things of getting a wife and having sons, barely squeaks out of having concubines although he can’t say he has burning passionate love with his wife and all should seem good, right?

WRONG

Turns out telling his children bedtime stories about what PIDW could had been bit him in the ass. His second son runs off to become a cultivator by hook or crook and since no cultivation talent runs in the family, it means that his son becomes a demonic cultivator!

Shen Yuan is crying tears of blood and despair! At least this stupid son of his picks a pseudonym to not tie things back to the Shen family. Still! Why is the name of Wu Yanzi giving him the creeps!

And then years later, this troublemaker of a son brings back a… grandson!!

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Maegor the Cruel managed to have a son… and the son is born with blonde hair, not silver. Green eyes, not purple. He’s disappointed in this Andal looking child but the fact that it is a son, not a daughter outweighs his other disappointment.

But when his Andal son proves the existence of the Seven by summoning the Stranger as opposed to the Valaryian gods? Well, it quells the rebellion and unrest forming in the country as the Hightower, Citadel and the Septons are all forced to fall in line or risk the wrath of the Crown Prince’s lover…

Aka Twin Lannister reborn as a Targ and Sung Jinwoo hopping along for the ride.

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Shen Jiu thinks nothing of it when he one day learns that Qiu Jianluo once had a fiancé - a male fiancé who got stolen away by some prince or something powerful . He thinks nothing of it, he just envied the soul for getting everything in life.

And then he meets the splitting image of himself - if he were a noble, well fed, spoiled, pampered and kept indoors that is - in the form of Qiu Jianluo’s childhood playmate and former fiancé.

He realized that he was being used as a dirty substitute for all the impossible fantasies that young master Qiu wished he could inflict on his A-Yuan.

And suddenly too many things started making sense.

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*Tok tok*

Hey, you alive? Wanna say something?

Saw that someone wrote a fic about Jinwoo x Tywin so...

Between Shen Yuan and Jinwoo who's your favorite?

Also, in a world where Jinwoo meets Shen Yuan, would they be lovers?

(Nerd Shen Yuan looking like his twink now is a himbo:

I just think their relationship would be funny cause they're too dense, they would be walking straight to marriage and NONE of them would knew.

Their siblings pulling their hair trying to explain that no, it isn't buddy behavior to have nasty sex and cuddling after it with your roommate

And definitely isn't buddy behavior to marry your roommate just to evade taxes what are you guys thinking!?

Just thinking about my favorite dense boy

I like jinwoo because he’s a good older sibling and also he’s terrible at naming things. I vibe with that.

As for them being a couple… erm two oblivious idiots would need a lot of prompting and special events to make them get together. I see jinwoo getting together with igris (such as in a scenario of plant sex pollen) to be far more likely than with shen yuan. Shen Yuan would be a monster fucker too… shen yuan X igris anyone?

Wait, if cultivation is needed to deal with some papapa plot and Shen Yuan and Jinwoo do the nasty, they really would just be fuck buddies that everyone else around them would think are a serious couple. Jinwoo does the listening while Shen Yuan does all the talking and ranting. But it’s Jinwoo who does all the serious decision making here (and maybe Shen Yuan does cling onto Jinwoo as a backup plan to counteract Xin MO’s teleportation skills)…

Damn, that actually would be the reason to push them together. Shen Yuan found a golden thigh to cling onto. Jinwoo found himself a person he can be a “normal” person around.

[i-have-homework-but-i-still-here]

So there's a world where they would be together, I knew it 😌

Just imagine it too.

For a time, anyone that met them was sure that Jinwoo was a mute person.

Shen Yuan? Talks a lot, you need to remember him to eat while talking or he would spend all dinner talking about random stuff

Jinwoo? Would just look at Shen Yuan and somehow he knows what he wants

Jinwoo: 😐

Shen Yuan: You're right, it's definitely better to eat something lighter for dinner, maybe we could try that restaurant tomorrow

Jinwoo: 😐

Shen Yuan: Jinwoo! we can't say that about our host, no matter that he has, in fact, too many concubines...

(A little like WWX and LWJ I guess? But Jinwoo isn't inexpressive, but indifferent and Shen Yuan says more than enough given the chance)

And suddenly one day he speaks cause Shen Yuan was distracted and the rest of the group would be screaming and choking in air

Imagine White Lotus! Binghe competes against him to prove he's the best chef just to lose because Jinwoo has a lot of experience being the single mother™ and after meeting Shen Yuan he was the one making sure he eats

Poor Binghe would be crying while eating his cooking cause Jinwoo is that good, he didn't have a chance, please teach him your secrets

Jinwoo likes taking care of Shen Yuan cause it's like taking care of a stray dog

Give them food and now they are following you, yapping

AND, Shen Yuan IS a monster fucker, but Jinwoo is technically a monster

(Shen Yuan monster AND emo lover? He likes two things, his monster and his strong semi divine dark related stuff boyfriends)

So he would do his shadow monarch stuff and then he would have his arm full of a curious (and totally not turn on! It's scientific curiosity, nothing else) Shen Yuan that really wants him to do that again

And we'll, yeah, Shen Yuan keeps walking into Wife plots but it isn't his fault! It's just that Jinwoo's protagonist energy is so strong that it keeps creating plots around him

And it has senses! If Luo Binghe gets all the girls in the world the rest would need to rely on other men to do this stuff and it isn't gay it was convenient for both of them

What a good person and friend Jinwoo was, helping him without beating an eye

(Jinwoo really doesn't think a lot about it, after all, it is just a medical procedure, why wouldn't he help his friend?)

(So their family and friends would be pulling hair and screaming because these dense idiots just marry for mistake and see nothing bad or different? Just two buddies helping the other, what a nice friendship they have)

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Actually it’s worse. Jinwoo pulls out kfc and McDonald’s and shen yuan inhaled in with gusto. Binghe’s cooking loses out to modern fast food.

RIP binghe

[i-have-homework-but-i-still-here]

Shen Yuan, a person that would do a ritual sacrifice for a nugget and ramen:

Jinwoo, a person that has a lot of nuggets and ramen:

Luo Binghe, literal cooking (and cock!) good, losing to something that barely is food:

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Jinwoo can also provide Shen Yuan much needed memes and spoilers to the ending of One Piece

Take that Binghe!

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Binghe comes back from the endless abyss to find that a strange man has managed to woo shizun with oddly shaped deep fried pieces of chicken and uncouth poorly written stories about sea bandits looking for treasure…

He promptly forgets about all plans of taking over Huan Hua.

He’s got an intruder to kill.

(Sung Jinwoo is more OP than Xin Mo)

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Pst, can I make a fic about Tywin and Jinwoo?

Kinda sad cause my writing tends to be romantic and write comedy

Feel like you tend to comedy with least romance, but yeah, kinda jealous cause I have a carpet named "Gift" with a fic I didn't send you 😅

(Lol, my autocorrect changes Tywin to Twink and that's the only reason I would always call him Twink)

YES OF COURSE PLEASE WRITE IT SO I CAN READ IT!!!!!

I tend to default to comedy because I have no romantic bone in my body - it’s all pragmatism and hacks to saving money in me. Why buy flowers when you can get free flower seeds from this or that government program promoting native flowers and then grow your own flowers?

That’s why i vibe so well with Jinwoo. You ain’t catching me paying to use the bathroom in Europe, that’s for sure.

But I sure as heck will read romance!!!

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*Tok tok*

Hey, you alive? Wanna say something?

Saw that someone wrote a fic about Jinwoo x Tywin so...

Between Shen Yuan and Jinwoo who's your favorite?

Also, in a world where Jinwoo meets Shen Yuan, would they be lovers?

(Nerd Shen Yuan looking like his twink now is a himbo:

I just think their relationship would be funny cause they're too dense, they would be walking straight to marriage and NONE of them would knew.

Their siblings pulling their hair trying to explain that no, it isn't buddy behavior to have nasty sex and cuddling after it with your roommate

And definitely isn't buddy behavior to marry your roommate just to evade taxes what are you guys thinking!?

Just thinking about my favorite dense boy

I like jinwoo because he’s a good older sibling and also he’s terrible at naming things. I vibe with that.

As for them being a couple… erm two oblivious idiots would need a lot of prompting and special events to make them get together. I see jinwoo getting together with igris (such as in a scenario of plant sex pollen) to be far more likely than with shen yuan. Shen Yuan would be a monster fucker too… shen yuan X igris anyone?

Wait, if cultivation is needed to deal with some papapa plot and Shen Yuan and Jinwoo do the nasty, they really would just be fuck buddies that everyone else around them would think are a serious couple. Jinwoo does the listening while Shen Yuan does all the talking and ranting. But it’s Jinwoo who does all the serious decision making here (and maybe Shen Yuan does cling onto Jinwoo as a backup plan to counteract Xin MO’s teleportation skills)…

Damn, that actually would be the reason to push them together. Shen Yuan found a golden thigh to cling onto. Jinwoo found himself a person he can be a “normal” person around.

[i-have-homework-but-i-still-here]

So there's a world where they would be together, I knew it 😌

Just imagine it too.

For a time, anyone that met them was sure that Jinwoo was a mute person.

Shen Yuan? Talks a lot, you need to remember him to eat while talking or he would spend all dinner talking about random stuff

Jinwoo? Would just look at Shen Yuan and somehow he knows what he wants

Jinwoo: 😐

Shen Yuan: You're right, it's definitely better to eat something lighter for dinner, maybe we could try that restaurant tomorrow

Jinwoo: 😐

Shen Yuan: Jinwoo! we can't say that about our host, no matter that he has, in fact, too many concubines...

(A little like WWX and LWJ I guess? But Jinwoo isn't inexpressive, but indifferent and Shen Yuan says more than enough given the chance)

And suddenly one day he speaks cause Shen Yuan was distracted and the rest of the group would be screaming and choking in air

Imagine White Lotus! Binghe competes against him to prove he's the best chef just to lose because Jinwoo has a lot of experience being the single mother™ and after meeting Shen Yuan he was the one making sure he eats

Poor Binghe would be crying while eating his cooking cause Jinwoo is that good, he didn't have a chance, please teach him your secrets

Jinwoo likes taking care of Shen Yuan cause it's like taking care of a stray dog

Give them food and now they are following you, yapping

AND, Shen Yuan IS a monster fucker, but Jinwoo is technically a monster

(Shen Yuan monster AND emo lover? He likes two things, his monster and his strong semi divine dark related stuff boyfriends)

So he would do his shadow monarch stuff and then he would have his arm full of a curious (and totally not turn on! It's scientific curiosity, nothing else) Shen Yuan that really wants him to do that again

And we'll, yeah, Shen Yuan keeps walking into Wife plots but it isn't his fault! It's just that Jinwoo's protagonist energy is so strong that it keeps creating plots around him

And it has senses! If Luo Binghe gets all the girls in the world the rest would need to rely on other men to do this stuff and it isn't gay it was convenient for both of them

What a good person and friend Jinwoo was, helping him without beating an eye

(Jinwoo really doesn't think a lot about it, after all, it is just a medical procedure, why wouldn't he help his friend?)

(So their family and friends would be pulling hair and screaming because these dense idiots just marry for mistake and see nothing bad or different? Just two buddies helping the other, what a nice friendship they have)

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Actually it’s worse. Jinwoo pulls out kfc and McDonald’s and shen yuan inhaled in with gusto. Binghe’s cooking loses out to modern fast food.

RIP binghe

[i-have-homework-but-i-still-here]

Shen Yuan, a person that would do a ritual sacrifice for a nugget and ramen:

Jinwoo, a person that has a lot of nuggets and ramen:

Luo Binghe, literal cooking (and cock!) good, losing to something that barely is food:

[rarepears]

Jinwoo can also provide Shen Yuan much needed memes and spoilers to the ending of One Piece

Take that Binghe!

[rarepears]

*Tok tok*

Hey, you alive? Wanna say something?

Saw that someone wrote a fic about Jinwoo x Tywin so...

Between Shen Yuan and Jinwoo who's your favorite?

Also, in a world where Jinwoo meets Shen Yuan, would they be lovers?

(Nerd Shen Yuan looking like his twink now is a himbo:

I just think their relationship would be funny cause they're too dense, they would be walking straight to marriage and NONE of them would knew.

Their siblings pulling their hair trying to explain that no, it isn't buddy behavior to have nasty sex and cuddling after it with your roommate

And definitely isn't buddy behavior to marry your roommate just to evade taxes what are you guys thinking!?

Just thinking about my favorite dense boy

I like jinwoo because he’s a good older sibling and also he’s terrible at naming things. I vibe with that.

As for them being a couple… erm two oblivious idiots would need a lot of prompting and special events to make them get together. I see jinwoo getting together with igris (such as in a scenario of plant sex pollen) to be far more likely than with shen yuan. Shen Yuan would be a monster fucker too… shen yuan X igris anyone?

Wait, if cultivation is needed to deal with some papapa plot and Shen Yuan and Jinwoo do the nasty, they really would just be fuck buddies that everyone else around them would think are a serious couple. Jinwoo does the listening while Shen Yuan does all the talking and ranting. But it’s Jinwoo who does all the serious decision making here (and maybe Shen Yuan does cling onto Jinwoo as a backup plan to counteract Xin MO’s teleportation skills)…

Damn, that actually would be the reason to push them together. Shen Yuan found a golden thigh to cling onto. Jinwoo found himself a person he can be a “normal” person around.

[i-have-homework-but-i-still-here]

So there's a world where they would be together, I knew it 😌

Just imagine it too.

For a time, anyone that met them was sure that Jinwoo was a mute person.

Shen Yuan? Talks a lot, you need to remember him to eat while talking or he would spend all dinner talking about random stuff

Jinwoo? Would just look at Shen Yuan and somehow he knows what he wants

Jinwoo: 😐

Shen Yuan: You're right, it's definitely better to eat something lighter for dinner, maybe we could try that restaurant tomorrow

Jinwoo: 😐

Shen Yuan: Jinwoo! we can't say that about our host, no matter that he has, in fact, too many concubines...

(A little like WWX and LWJ I guess? But Jinwoo isn't inexpressive, but indifferent and Shen Yuan says more than enough given the chance)

And suddenly one day he speaks cause Shen Yuan was distracted and the rest of the group would be screaming and choking in air

Imagine White Lotus! Binghe competes against him to prove he's the best chef just to lose because Jinwoo has a lot of experience being the single mother™ and after meeting Shen Yuan he was the one making sure he eats

Poor Binghe would be crying while eating his cooking cause Jinwoo is that good, he didn't have a chance, please teach him your secrets

Jinwoo likes taking care of Shen Yuan cause it's like taking care of a stray dog

Give them food and now they are following you, yapping

AND, Shen Yuan IS a monster fucker, but Jinwoo is technically a monster

(Shen Yuan monster AND emo lover? He likes two things, his monster and his strong semi divine dark related stuff boyfriends)

So he would do his shadow monarch stuff and then he would have his arm full of a curious (and totally not turn on! It's scientific curiosity, nothing else) Shen Yuan that really wants him to do that again

And we'll, yeah, Shen Yuan keeps walking into Wife plots but it isn't his fault! It's just that Jinwoo's protagonist energy is so strong that it keeps creating plots around him

And it has senses! If Luo Binghe gets all the girls in the world the rest would need to rely on other men to do this stuff and it isn't gay it was convenient for both of them

What a good person and friend Jinwoo was, helping him without beating an eye

(Jinwoo really doesn't think a lot about it, after all, it is just a medical procedure, why wouldn't he help his friend?)

(So their family and friends would be pulling hair and screaming because these dense idiots just marry for mistake and see nothing bad or different? Just two buddies helping the other, what a nice friendship they have)

[rarepears]

Actually it’s worse. Jinwoo pulls out kfc and McDonald’s and shen yuan inhaled in with gusto. Binghe’s cooking loses out to modern fast food.

RIP binghe

[rarepears]

*Tok tok*

Hey, you alive? Wanna say something?

Saw that someone wrote a fic about Jinwoo x Tywin so...

Between Shen Yuan and Jinwoo who's your favorite?

Also, in a world where Jinwoo meets Shen Yuan, would they be lovers?

(Nerd Shen Yuan looking like his twink now is a himbo:

I just think their relationship would be funny cause they're too dense, they would be walking straight to marriage and NONE of them would knew.

Their siblings pulling their hair trying to explain that no, it isn't buddy behavior to have nasty sex and cuddling after it with your roommate

And definitely isn't buddy behavior to marry your roommate just to evade taxes what are you guys thinking!?

Just thinking about my favorite dense boy

I like jinwoo because he’s a good older sibling and also he’s terrible at naming things. I vibe with that.

As for them being a couple… erm two oblivious idiots would need a lot of prompting and special events to make them get together. I see jinwoo getting together with igris (such as in a scenario of plant sex pollen) to be far more likely than with shen yuan. Shen Yuan would be a monster fucker too… shen yuan X igris anyone?

Wait, if cultivation is needed to deal with some papapa plot and Shen Yuan and Jinwoo do the nasty, they really would just be fuck buddies that everyone else around them would think are a serious couple. Jinwoo does the listening while Shen Yuan does all the talking and ranting. But it’s Jinwoo who does all the serious decision making here (and maybe Shen Yuan does cling onto Jinwoo as a backup plan to counteract Xin MO’s teleportation skills)…

Damn, that actually would be the reason to push them together. Shen Yuan found a golden thigh to cling onto. Jinwoo found himself a person he can be a “normal” person around.

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Jinwoo loves his problematic blondes (Tywin and his kids) and I can see Damion thinking about ridding that immortal necromancer BUT Damion would try to kill him (Jinwoo finds it interesting and amusing, it's like a kitten biting your finger) for many reasons, no think they would last because Damion would likely do things Jinwoo doesn't approve (support with all the killing your wife thing, why don't just divorce?)

Tywin? His spider senses can detect a third part trying to seduce his husband, he wakes up at midnight and just knows it

So imagine a battle between Damion (I just killed my wife, what you going to do about that?) and Tywin (honor and family first - would kill my children to protect the family's name, don't try me), and Jinwoo just there, half of the time doesn't even know they're fighting and thinks they have a complicated relationship because, you know, Tyson kinda decided that a rebellion what's a need

Jinwoo decides to invite them to walk around the gardens, giving them the chances to reconcile

Everybody else? To them it looks like Jinwoo finds their fights over him interesting and likes to watch

erm... who is Damion?

*insert awkward silence*

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OH MY GOD STRANGER, look what Lynx wrote for me!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64907467

Westerosi Lord Secrifices Virginity For God! More Information Coming Soon!

Lynx_the_Defier

Summary:

When he came back to himself, he was gasping, chest heaving, and with a very smug god hovering above him. Tywin looked up into those black, gleaming eyes, and suddenly, he wanted more. OR: What does a wedding night between The Warden of the West and The Stranger look like?

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What's your opinion on Necrodin (Sung JinWoo x Yoo JinHo) ?

Any ship is a good ship 🛳️

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Luo Bingge is hopping between worlds looking for a kind shizun where he stumbles into an even weirder version of himself that is acting in a very odd manner... that reminds him of his kind shizun? He decides to stay and investigate this world further.

Luo Bingge X Shen Yuan!Luo Binghe

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AU where Shen Yuan is Shen Jiu's shizun's husband.

Unfortunately, Shen Jiu's shizun died in the battle fighting Tianlang Jun. To bridge the gap between the generations, Shen Jiu's shizun's husband (who had been absent from the peak the whole time that Shen Jiu had been there) stepped in to carry out the Qing Jing peak lord duties and finish training the head disciple aka Shen Jiu.

That's when Shen Jiu got his first taste of parental love.

Thankfully, when the old Cang Qiong generation ascended, Shen Yuan remained behind as he wasn't officially the Qing Jing peak lord, just a substitute, and Shen Jiu got to keep his pseudo parent around longer. On the other hand, now Shen Jiu had to deal with panting gods and deities sobering over Shen Yuan... as the ascension of the Cang Qiong peak lords meant that the stories of the legendary beauty Shen Yuan was spread to even the heavens...

And honestly? Shen Jiu really wanted to know more about that insanely powerful deity dressed in black and red robes all the time. He had to be the most obsessed (and evil!) of the whole lot. His teleporting sword and abilities made it too hard for the newly named Shen Qingqiu to use the usual tactics to ward off Shen Yuan's suitors. Was he some icy river god or something? After all, this deity's name was "icy river". Maybe Shen Jiu could use fire to counteract the god's water affinity...?

Meanwhile the sexy widow in question, Shen Yuan, is just oblivious to his student's desperate fight against the dimension hopping Luo Bingge.

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Liu Qingge is always looking for a good fight. He's always hunting down this or that beast to fight (and kill) and now he's got his eyes on this gigantic 9 tail fox...

Insert Liu Qingge gatecrashing Konoha while the kyuubi is wrecking havoc on the village with Madara...