Ra's Al Ghul-isms

Ra's Al Ghul decides to shitpost about things. It goes as well as expected. (please let me know in private if I post anything that offends you, I will happily take it down.)

[rasalghulisms-blog]

This was what my last post was referencing, I know Ra’s wouldn’t say that, lemme have fun.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Confound those Bat Boys! Oh, How I hated them! I hate Tim! I hate Dick! And I hate Jason! They drive me to Drink!

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Talia, my beloved daughter, please tell your son that breaking a chair over your father's head is not a valid greeting.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Damian, why don't you do your grandfather a favor and break a chair over Slade's head for me.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Note to self, kill the man who invented "Heely's" just to spite the Bird in Red.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Maybe this Timothy Drake can be my heir. Damian seems uninterested and Richard rather alluring posterior keeps hypnotizing my pawns.

Tim: i would rather not

Ra's: Come now child, it is your destiny.

Damian: You've already tried replacing me with Mara, now Drake? Come on, you're never going to be able to fully replace me.

Tim: I might be The Replacement TM, but this is one position I don't want to replace.

Ra's: You both fail me, I guess I will have to go with Richard Grayson.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Maybe this Timothy Drake can be my heir. Damian seems uninterested and Richard rather alluring posterior keeps hypnotizing my pawns.

Tim: i would rather not

Ra's: Come now child, it is your destiny.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Maybe this Timothy Drake can be my heir. Damian seems uninterested and Richard rather alluring posterior keeps hypnotizing my pawns.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Alright children, you will now fight to the death for my affection.

Mara: But Grandfather, I'm already here! Damian betrayed you!

Ra's: I can't hear you over the sounds of not being qualified to be my heir.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Jesus Christ, this Nathan Drake fellow is more resourceful than Batman, maybe he should be my replacement.

As Ra's play Uncharted 4.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Damien slept with a teddy bear until the age of five. That's when he started sleeping with a knife underneath his pillow. I still has his teddy though. Call me a sentimental fool, but I feel keeping the first thing he's ever stabbed is heart warming.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Why do I find “Inept with modern technology and terminology Ra’s” So god dang hilarious?

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: I found a fansite dedicated to the "buttocks" of the "Bat" Family. I fear for my grandchild.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: I need help. I think my computer has a virus. I keep seeing pop-up for and I quote "Milfs in my area" and some woman named "Katherine" wants to send me photos and she lives "2.5 hours" away from me which is an impressive feat for a woman scantly dressed.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: I gifted Damien a Meito for his birthday. I found it buried in the gut of a traitor the very next day. I couldn't be more proud.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: I'm Damien's Grandfather, I should be allowed in the batcave! I'm cool, I'm hip as you kids say these days.

[rasalghulisms-blog]

Ra's: Jesus Christ, Bruce, one of these days I will kidnap you and surgically implant a god damn bell somewhere on your person.