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Can I request LaSquadra with a member that is really good at giving massages and offers to give them one? Whether it be hand, back, or a full body massage.
Hey! Sorry this one took some time to get out but I hope you enjoy it!
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Risotto:
Risotto holds more tension in his shoulders than anybody else in his group of assassins. His muscles are tight here, wound up and sore from too much stress.
If you offer a massage while he’s working, he won’t complain in the slightest even though he already knows he’ll be distracted.
His eyes will slip closed as you work the heavy responsibility from his arms; his head tilted to the side ever so slightly. He’s not sleeping, merely appreciating.
He won’t ask for massages, not wanting to ever badger you about something he feels is a gift more than a requirement, but he’s incredibly grateful when you offer.
Risotto will return the favour when you least expect it and he’s shockingly good at using his stand to get to the deepest parts of the muscle.
Formaggio:
Formaggio doesn’t appear to have much stress when you first run your hands over his shoulders, but he keeps most of his worry in his chest where it can’t be noticed.
He will immediately accept any offer of massages from you, dragging your hands onto his chest with a teasing comment and a flirtatious laugh.
He doesn’t bother to keep his hums of pleasure to himself and will constantly compliment you throughout the massage.
You’ll become his go to after every mission when he needs the small comforts that your affection provides. The fact that it comes with a relaxing chest rub is a benefit.
When you’re half-asleep on his chest is when Formaggio will offer a soothing massage to your shoulders with techniques he’s learned from you.
Illuso:
Illuso stores a great deal of muscle tension in his hips and pelvic floor which is quite hard to notice at first. When you mention it, expect teasing about how you noticed.
He’ll joke around a little when you offer a massage but your offer is binding and he will request it’s fulfilled immediately. No matter where you are.
Snarky comments will disappear as he relaxes beneath your skilled touch, hums of contentment sneaking out despite his best attempts to stifle them.
You’ve now become his personal masseuse and he’s going to make sure you know exactly when he’s in need of your touch.
Illuso won’t be the best at returning the favour through massages but he’ll be very happy to pay you back in other ways once you’ve finished.
Prosciutto:
Prosciutto doesn’t get as physically tense as the others do but he’s incredibly prone to tension headaches that he tries to ignore. It never works.
When you offer a massage, he’ll brush it off as unnecessary, although he won’t protest if you offer a second time. He doesn’t believe it’ll truly help for a while.
You’ll have to listen very closely to hear the soft sigh he makes when you manage to work a particularly tight knot from his muscles but it’s there.
He’s far too proud to ask you for a massage directly but he’s going to loudly make statements about his headaches in hope of prompting you into one.
It’ll take Prosciutto some time to work up to giving you a massage in return and when he does, it isn’t particularly good but he tries his hardest and that shows.
Pesci:
Pesci doesn’t suffer as much with tight muscles as the others because his stress tends to settle in his stomach instead, making him feel nauseous and ill.
If you offer a massage to help elevate the tension though, he’ll be beyond excited and gladly accept your offer with a faint blush and mild stammering.
He’ll murmur small thanks and words of appreciation throughout the massage and will give you fluttering kisses whenever he has the chance to.
He’ll certainly ask you for a massage when he gets a little tense, especially if it really helps him relax before jobs that would otherwise make him sick.
Pesci is nervous about offering you a massage in return but his gentle hands make him really brilliant at it.
Melone:
Melone gets very tense arms and hands mostly due to the work he does involving excessive use of his stand. You can easily suspect carpal tunnel in his wrists.
He’ll brush you off if you ask but you can take his arm and gently pull it to you to offer a massage while he’s working, one he won’t back away from.
He doesn’t give too many verbal clues that he’s enjoying your attention but his head will lull to the side and his eyes may flutter every once in a while.
He’s not likely to ask you for a massage in the future (mostly because they don’t often cross his mind) but he’ll gladly accept any offer.
Melone will return the favour to you unexpectedly, sweeping your arm across to his own and running his fingers along it as if tickling. He’s sweet with it, if not talented.
Ghiaccio:
Ghiaccio holds most of his stress in his lower back and he complains about this often. You can feel how tense these muscles are just by resting your palms there.
He won’t say no to a massage but he’s going to take a bit to settle down; he moves around too much for the process to go by smoothly.
You know it’s working when he goes quiet, words fading into nothing, and his eyes drift closed. He’s likely to fall asleep unless you change what you’re doing.
He’s not going to ask when he needs a massage and he’ll probably protest every single time you offer. He does want them; he just won’t admit to that.
Ghiaccio will demand he’s able to give you a massage in turn though you’ll definitely need to offer some advice to make him less rough.
Sorbet:
Sorbet sleeps away his stress when it gets overwhelming but it builds up in his neck and jaw more than anywhere else, making him feel constantly uncomfortable.
He’ll never reject the offer for a massage, it’s something he’s always wanted to indulge in but rarely had the time or trust in anybody beside Gelato.
He sighs deeply whenever you find a tender spot and leans his head toward you in a show of true trust. You can expect a soft kiss occasionally when you least expect it.
If you show yourself to be willing, he will quietly request a massage whenever the weight of his job gets a bit too heavy.
He’ll return the favour with gentle touches and smooth kisses as he acknowledges his lack of skill in finding the knots deep within your muscles.
Gelato:
Gelato is wound up like a spring almost all of the time; his every muscle is tight enough to make you wince in sympathy for him.
Getting him to sit down long enough to help relax his muscles in any significant way is difficult but even if you don’t manage it, he’ll appreciate the attempts.
He makes happy sounds when you offer him a massage, ones so cute that they’ll make your cheeks hurt from affectionately grinning at him.
If he feels particularly tense, he’ll definitely ask you in sweetened words if you would mind helping him out. He won’t expect it but it will make him extremely happy.
Gelato is surprisingly good at giving massages but they’ll have to happen in short bursts so he doesn’t get too distracted or bored.
Risotto sleeps lightly. It’s an unfortunate side-effect of his job. The slightest bumps in the night will wake him up so he’s going to ask you to move as little as possible.
He’d prefer you on his chest, your comforting weight allowing him to make sure you’re safe and tide over some of his nightly paranoia.
He doesn’t shift at all and makes even less sound. If you ever wake up in the middle of the night, you’ll be tempted to check and make sure he’s still breathing.
Getting him to come to bed with you will always be a bit of a fight because he’s constantly overworked. You can normally tempt him by falling asleep on his shoulder.
His dreams are often surreal, featuring beautiful colours and morphing shapes he doesn’t understand but sometimes you’re there and he always wakes up happy then.
Formaggio:
Formaggio sleeps like a log but he never sleeps deeply enough for nothing to wake him – sounds or unusual movements from you will draw him into alertness.
He likes to have you wrapped in his arms at all times and he insists on being the big spoon as long as you’re happy with that. Good luck leaving this spot.
He doesn’t move very much but he does speak in his sleep, often senseless mumbling, but rarely he’ll confess to eating your snacks.
You will have no problems getting Formaggio into bed. He’ll gladly curl up with you even if he’s meant to be working (although obviously not on the job).
He has mostly fun dreams, intermitted with brief and startling nightmares. He’ll always be grateful if you wake him up from either, you’re much better than a dream.
Illuso:
Illuso only ever sleeps in the mirror realm where he knows he’s safe and, when here, there is no force on heaven or earth that can wake him up.
He’s not particularly affectionate when he sleeps and prefers to be only loosely in contact with you. Knowing you’re in the same bed is enough of a contact.
He’s a very deep sleeper but he moves a surprising amount, tossing and turning and often stealing the blanket from you. He will call you a liar every time you tell him this.
Sometimes it’s difficult to get Illuso to come and sleep but often, it’s almost shockingly easy to convince him to disappear into the mirror realm.
Illuso doesn’t remember his dreams very often but he always knows when they involved you because those days, he’ll wake up blissful and content.
Prosciutto:
Prosciutto takes some time to fall asleep but, when he does, he looks gentler than you could imagine. It’s sweet and also why he never sleeps near the others.
He appreciates sleeping back-to-back, knowing that he’s watching your weakest point and that you have his. Even if you wouldn’t be the best defense, he trusts you.
He infrequently shuffles around and almost never speaks unless you make sounds in which he will tell you to be quiet though he never remembers saying this.
It’s painful to try and convince Prosciutto to come and rest. He has a list of requirements before he sleeps and will not lighten up on any of them.
Though he wouldn’t say it, his dreams are very romantic and often feature you, wrapped in a golden haze and nothing less than happy.
Pesci:
Pesci is a fairly light sleeper and he wakes up rather like a zombie, scaring you the first few times he sits up out of nowhere and begins moving.
He likes having you wrapped in his arms with your head tucked close to his chest because he truly feels as though you trust him to look after you.
He speaks all the time in his sleep and it’s frequently very clear with anything ranging from declarations of love to strangely detailed job plans being explained to you.
Some nights he’ll come to bed with you easily but he’ll frequently find himself wrapped up and need to be offered cuddles. Sometimes he holds out on you for this.
Pesci’s dreams are chaotic and often feature Prosciutto and the others prominently which has resulted in some awkward situations when you’re there too.
Melone:
Melone leans on the heavier side of sleeping when he gets around to finding the time to rest. That by itself is a pretty rare occasion.
When he sleeps, he really likes to face you while he falls asleep so if his mind is racing too fast, he can see your peaceful expressions.
He doesn’t speak often while resting but he moves a lot. At the worst, he sleepwalks and at the best, he tosses and turns constantly through the night.
Melone doesn’t think of sleeping as important but if you remind him and ask nicely enough, he’s not going to protest in the slightest.
His dreams are quite vivid but they’re strange and often more self-focused. Sometimes though, he’ll turn around and see you and you’ll warm everything.
Ghiaccio:
Ghiaccio sleeps the most out of all members of La Squadra. He goes to bed the earliest and wakes up the last if nothing interrupts him.
He switches between which positions he favours but he really likes having one of his arms beneath your pillow. Your weight comforts him without being overwhelming.
He is a loud sleeper and if he isn’t snoring, he’s likely speaking. His rants don’t stop in sleep and if you listen, they’re surprisingly coherent.
You can’t convince Ghiaccio to take naps with you unless a job has left him too exhausted to protest. He likes his schedule.
He really doesn’t remember his dreams very well but when you’re there, it’s one of the few times when he remains quiet throughout his sleep.
Sorbet:
Sorbet sleeps deeply every night. He speaks highly of maintaining a constant sleep cycle and encourages everybody around him to try it.
He doesn’t like too much contact while sleeping and the most he’ll give you is a single tangled leg. If you’re an octopus in your sleep though, he won’t mind much.
He makes some strange noises when he’s asleep and the first time you hear them, they will absolutely give you a fright.
You can convince him to nap with you with ease. All it requires is a soft inquiry or a small yawn and he’ll join you on the bed without complaint.
Sorbet remembers all of his dreams in scary detail and he doesn’t frequently enjoy them, abstract as they are, but he always tells you about them if you ask.
Gelato:
Gelato doesn’t sleep for long periods of time, often sustaining himself entirely on short naps, but he’s sometimes willing to sleep at your side if you ask.
He entangles himself with you and wraps his arms and legs around you rather like an octopus, often burying his face into your neck before sleeping.
He doesn’t move much or make any noise but, even when he’s tangled with you, he’s likely not actually asleep. If he does though, he hums softly like he’s serenading you.
If you try and ask him to sleep with you, he’ll encourage you to seek out Sorbet instead unless you really insist. He’s not really able to say no to you.
When Gelato does dream, nightmares chase him almost constantly and he often wakes up in a cold sweat but being with you can sooth him.
Risotto understands his emotions quite well (he spends a great deal of time repressing them). It only takes one smile from you for him to know.
He takes time to decide if he wants to act on these emotions but when he does, he’ll pull you aside with an expression making you think you’re in trouble.
Not one for grand gestures, a first date is likely to be a simple walk either during the evening or late at night with whispered conversations and enjoying the scenery.
He won’t initiate anything unless you do first. The date lies almost entirely in your hands – he wants to make sure you enjoy yourself.
Later dates will turn into surprises as he learns what you enjoy. He’ll gently cover your eyes and lead you to a new spot he’s found, always something you love.
Formaggio
Formaggio doesn’t realise he’s falling at first. It happens slowly for him until one day, he sees you laugh and the happiness he experiences becomes undeniable.
He proposes the question the next time you’re alone with an easy grin and such casualness that you almost don’t realise what he’s asking.
Though his initial thought is a movie, he instead uses his stand to sneak you into high profile events. Little can make you laugh harder than his bad acting once there.
Physical touch is a common occurrence in most of his relationships but his usual actions linger and towards the end, he presses a kiss to the corner of your mouth.
He considers any future time spent with you to be a date. If you want to do something specific, it’s best to ask about it and he’ll happily accommodate.
Illuso
Illuso takes the longest to acknowledge what he’s feeling but not out of a desire to ignore his emotions and instead due to truly not understanding what’s different.
He’s confident when he ‘offers’ to take you on a date. He gives you a time to be ready by and appears in your mirror half an hour early.
He won’t think it through too well and the boat ride, while beautiful, will undoubtedly mess up whatever effort you put into getting ready, much to your entertainment.
He’ll leave gentle, lingering touches across your shoulders and at the end of the night, will capture your attention with a smooth kiss.
The next few times you go out, he’ll ask for your input in subtle ways and try to plan things better even if you’re a big fan of the more unexpected side of life.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto knows instantly when his emotions towards you change. It’s an undeniable shift from a casual relationship into something more.
He times his invite almost perfectly, waiting for you to be busy and then asking and leaving before you can even process what response you gave to him.
His efforts to impress you are almost bordering on excessive – taking you to a restaurant you aren’t sure he can afford. He truly feels this is the way to impress you.
Playing the part that he thinks is best, he’ll try to avoid physical contact until you initiate it several times, startling him.
He becomes more himself in future dates though he’ll always want to give you the best he possibly can, even if you don’t feel it’s needed.
Pesci
Pesci picks up on his interest in you fairly quickly and takes a considerable time thinking about whether or not he should do something about it.
When he eventually comes to the conclusion, it’s likely that you’ve been alerted to it and already come to your answer, telling him before he can get the words out.
Classic in his first date, he takes you to a movie (asking around as much as he can to ensure you will enjoy it) and spends some time with you at dinner afterwards.
As the date goes on, his confidence will grow and he’ll eventually take your hand after thinking about doing it for far too long. He’ll still blush a little.
Future dates will normally be quite simple but they’ll always be filled with genuine effort to make sure you have the time of your life.
Melone
Melone doesn’t acknowledge his feelings for a very long time. His ‘oh’ moment arrives late one night when he finds himself pining for your company.
He doesn’t actually know how to ask you about the situation and observes you quietly before asking impulsively while he’s busy and before his brain can catch up.
His date is a bit of a mess. While charming, he doesn’t always take an interest in people beyond initial interaction and he tries everything at once.
When you’re laughing towards the end (likely from the chaos he accidentally created), he’ll cut you off with a kiss to save it in some way.
In the future, he’ll keep things quieter where you can be comfortable. Movie nights at home, wrapped in blankets and pillows, are some of his favourites.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio actively denies his interest in you from the moment he guesses what he’s feeling. He’s bad at hiding it however and fumbles over his words with frequency.
It’ll take pushing from your side for him to ask you on the date but when he does, he blurts it out so quickly that you won’t understand at first.
He wants to show off on a first date (trying to prove he was a good choice) and will use his car to take you places he can show off White Album.
Anything you do ignites him into a fiery blush, from a small kiss on the cheek to touching his arm. He has many internal meltdowns.
Future dates will see him relax more and he favours places that are quieter and far away from large crowds. He never stops getting flustered.
Sorbet
Sorbet’s quite aware of his emotions but he’s unhappy with them. When he realises he’s falling for you, he goes through a crisis and switches to ignoring you for a time.
If he falls first, he takes his time broaching the conversation and waits for Gelato to say something. After that, he’d want to approach together when nobody else is around.
Your first date alone with him comes after a few others. He takes things slowly and simply: a nice restaurant during the evening with a good view and delicious food.
Softer in his affections, he keeps his distance with physical contact, doing small things like linking your pinkies or gently brushing your leg beneath the table.
From there, his dates remain pretty similar when your third is unavailable, but it’ll always be to a new location with something to take your breath away.
Gelato
Gelato often misjudges what he’s feeling so even if he’s quick to fall, he’s slow to recognise the emotions for what they are: an unexpected interest.
He wastes little time in speaking to Sorbet about it, far more direct than his partner. He’s impatient, willing to ask you immediately no matter what else is happening.
When the first opportunity for a date alone with him arises, he happily takes you to a place filled with vibrancy and life like a carnival or bird park.
He has no concerns about physical contact. You would be lucky to get your hand back at any point. If you provide the same level of affection, he will not stop smiling.
In the future, he’s always excited to take you along on an adventure or experience that he’s found. You’ll never do the same thing twice.
Hey, I love reading your stand user headcanon! I was thinking if I could request la squadra with member who is a civilian with no stand at all? They're like your average joe at first, but their iq is literally over 9000. They could accurately predict stand abilities and go 1v1 with a powerful stand user and outsmarts them with normal weapon and martial arts. How did Risotto finds them? What the rest of hitman team thinks about them?
Anyway, don't forget to take care of yourself! 🍵
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The only thing I changed was that I don't think Riz can just add members to his team and rather gets assigned them.
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La Squadra W/ Intelligent, No-Stand Reader
Risotto:
Risotto is unimpressed with your presence on his team – confused about how you were expected to stand up against stand users without an ability yourself.
It’s not that he doubts you but he’s seen far too many casualties lost to a power that they can’t see. It’s a guilt he struggles with internally.
Taking on the rest of his squad wouldn’t do much to convince him and it would require a fair level of convincing to do something impactful on the team.
If you prove yourself useful with predicting stands, he’ll put you in the field as long as you’re out of the line of fire. You’ll work with everybody, including him.
He’ll appreciate your weapons usage and will provide anything you want through Metallica though a direct fight with a stand user will remain rare with him around.
Formaggio:
Formaggio is quite eager to have a teammate who can’t see his stand. He looks forward to being able to mess with you easily.
Your abilities will probably be demonstrated from the moment you meet him due to this, leaving him no chance to doubt what he’s told you can do.
He’ll eagerly challenge you if you want to prove how you can take on a stand user, confident in his abilities against somebody who can’t see them coming.
He won’t mind having you with him on missions. He won’t pay you much attention, allowing you to handle yourself almost entirely.
He has a fair level of confidence in your abilities and may even brag about you when taunting other stand users into fights – unintentionally dragging you into these.
Illuso:
Illuso finds himself more curious about you than anybody else who’s been assigned to their group. You’ll likely feel very watched even if nobody’s there.
He’ll be impressed by your abilities after seeing them in action and he’ll tell you as much, though you will be unsure if he’s being sarcastic or not.
If you offer to prove your talents by sparring with him, he’ll deny you. Man In The Mirror’s strength lies in being able to remove advantages and he can’t do that to you.
You won’t need to convince him to bring you along on his missions. If you’re available, you might not even have a choice.
The two of you will be very well suited for one another. Once you find your natural rhythm, he’s likely to become your partner for the majority of jobs.
Prosciutto:
Prosciutto is unimpressed by your addition to the team. He sees no purpose to you being added, even if you can outsmart stand users.
He doesn’t care about what he’s heard and remains firmly in the stance that you don’t stand a chance against some of the things that he’s seen.
Should he consider you too confident, it will take little provocation for him to summon The Grateful Dead in order to prove his point against you.
Protests aside, he’ll bring you on missions. At first, this is to show you what’s out there, but after he grows to appreciate your talents, it’s for a genuine benefit.
Though he’ll never be convinced that you can handle yourself in any situation, he’ll develop a respect for your performance on the job.
Pesci:
Pesci is very interested in how you managed to get assigned to the squad and he might ask the others for anything they know to help him understand.
There’s some insecurity that grasps him with your joining. He already worries about being the weakest link of the team. Somebody without a stand surely can’t be better.
He’ll watch you with the others and feel this worry. He’ll ask if you can predict his abilities despite not seeing them, becoming very surprised if you get it right.
You likely won’t go on many missions with him but, if you do, it’s a good opportunity to help him feel better about being useful.
If you seem willing, he may even ask you for advice on how he can stop needing his stand – learning how to fight others without Beach Boy’s assistance.
Melone:
Melone is uninterested in your arrival as he doesn’t particularly care all too much about abilities to begin with. You’re simply another person in the group.
He’ll be impressed by your intelligence and initiate conversations based on that, discussing various aspects of how you’ve honed your talents into what they are.
If the others want to see proof of what you claim, he’ll gladly watch from the side to see how you work (and enjoy them possibly losing).
He actively denies going on jobs with you, telling Risotto that it’s a waste of what you can do as he never gets involved in any fighting.
Though not a good match for you in terms of missions, he’ll be a strong ally of yours outside of this field and will share anything he knows about the function of stands.
Ghiaccio:
Ghiaccio is agitated by the insistence that you join the group. He worries you’ll be a further drain on finances without provide anything in return.
No matter what others say, he’s confident that you’re using guesswork and becomes sure that he can catch you off guard. He tries this regularly.
If you challenge him to spar, he’ll accept gladly though will refuse to use White Album even through taunts for the others. He doesn’t think it’s fair.
Working with him is unlikely. Even if you could tell him what other stands do or provide backup, his style of work is very based in brute force over strategy.
You can convince him that you’re not a problem for the group and he’ll even apologise for thinking as much in a quick mutter.
Sorbet:
Sorbet is intrigued when you join, more so when Risotto begins allowing you on missions. He’s unwilling to work with you for a long time, not wanting to split focus.
He fully doubts anything you or others say. Stands provide many with unfair advantages and he’s unsure any kind of regular fighting will compete.
The last of the squad to come around to you, he won’t even bother engaging with you to see if your claims hold weight. He’s made his judgement.
He won’t ever go on a mission alone with you but, if another member comes with, he might be willing to make an exception.
After a long period, he might challenge you to a single sparring match. The outcome doesn’t matter. It’s how he shows his respect for your talents.
Gelato:
Gelato’s excited about getting a new team member without a stand. He often gets tired of needing to figure out the specifics for various abilities.
He’ll believe stories but will think of them as exaggerated. His own stand is likely not suited for combat so he can respect that you don’t need one.
If you want to spar in order to prove yourself, he’s one of the first to challenge you though fighting him isn’t a great statement on how you can match immense powers.
You can expect to go on a few missions with him and if he sets situations up to watch how you handle them, well, nobody will need to know that.
Sometimes, if he’s struggling to get a grasp on a stand user, he may call you to discuss with you and see if you can help him complete jobs.
hello! i hope you’re having a good day so far! :D i was wondering if i could request for some headcanons of la squadra reacting to the fem! reader who’s normally a bit quiet and introverted, but they eventually find out she’s got quiet a perverted mind? like anytime someone says something remotely dirty, she’ll snicker and mumble “that’s what she said!”. and whenever the reader’s watching a TV show and her favorite character (especially one she simps hardcore over) shows up on screen, she’s like “stop lookin’ so fine, you’re making me wanna strip off all my clothes and wait for you to come home so you can fuck me—” (not @ me putting myself on blast 😂😭) the only reason why the reader initially doesn’t show off her perverted jokes to the squad when she first meets them is because how serious their jobs are and they don’t have much time for jokes. plus, she wasn’t sure if any one of the members were comfortable with her making so many dirty jokes, so she just waits until she knows for sure they don’t mind. tysm! <3
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La Squadra W/ A Dirty-Minded Reader
Risotto
Risotto’s sense of humour is very subtle. He’s more reserved, his laugh and quiet and deep thing that can easily be overlooked.
The things he finds funny are caused by the unexpected – something unusual that happens with animals or people. He also appreciates satire and things that break the norm.
Your commentary is surprising to him. It’s not something he would have expected from you and it almost makes him chuckle the first few times you do it.
He’s happy you’re becoming more comfortable around the group and appreciates the display of your real personality. He often wishes more were honest with themselves.
Eventually you’ll say something outlandish enough that he won’t be able to keep his laughter soft and his deep, rich chuckle will be heard.
Formaggio
Formaggio finds entertainment in pretty much any and all jokes. Dad jokes, pervy comments, it’s all the funniest thing he’s heard to date.
He’s always got something new to chuckle about and he’ll gladly share with the entire group and any passersby. His loud and unabashed laughter draws attention.
The first time you make a comment, he’ll provide a barking laugh and demand you repeat yourself with a smug grin.
He’ll be your greatest ally in jokes. Anything you say, he’ll match and turn into a competition for the best commentary.
The two of you are a perfect combination for terrorizing those in the group who don’t find your humour enjoyable. Formaggio encourages you as much as he can.
Illuso
Illuso’s humour is borderline sadistic in many ways: teasing that oftentimes goes too far and whispered comments to try cause internal strife.
It’s not truly out of pure maliciousness and he often underestimates how harmful his remarks can be. He simply finds the reactions to be funny.
He takes a short second to realise what you’ve said in the beginning, tilting his head to watch you. He’ll need to see the others’ expressions with this.
He’ll respond to your jokes smoothly, adding in quietly against your ear, or teasing you about what you said at a later date.
There’s no way you’ll manage to get him to laugh properly with your comments but you can get him to chuckle which is as good.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto likes to pretend he’s got a ‘higher’ sense of humour. This is especially true when he’s surrounded by other members of La Squadra.
He understands jokes in operas and ballets and will always make sure others know this, though secretly, he finds dirty jokes funnier than some of his ‘sophistication’.
Your perverted mind will certainly surprise him and the first few times will be brushed off and ignored. He blames Formaggio for influencing you.
Expect to receive glares if your comments come at the wrong time or unimpressed stares at your commentary while watching a show.
You can make him laugh though and he will deny it until his dying day. It’s surprisingly simple. Just keep making remarks and eventually his façade falls.
Pesci
Pesci has a wide range of things he finds funny but he sometimes gets too flustered to laugh in front of others, worried they won’t share his opinion on the subject.
He doesn’t actively share his jokes or comments with the rest of the group so he understands when others don’t feel inclined to do so either.
When you make a dirty joke in front of him the first time, it genuinely startles him enough for you to notice due to his expression change.
He’s genuinely happy that you’re becoming more comfortable around him and offers a customary laugh, even if he doesn’t find your comment funny.
You’d be surprised how quickly he picks up on your form of humour. He mimics it, telling you jokes that he thinks you’d enjoy when nobody else is listening.
Melone
Melone, in general, finds humour to lie more in subtle jokes – often rooted in topics that make little sense to those who don’t share his interests.
Medical and biological terminology, astrology, and other things. He doesn’t so much as laugh but instead prefers to chuckle beneath his breath.
When you make a dirty joke or comment around him, he’ll give a small huff to show he heard but will offer no other reaction.
He expected there to be a different aspect to your personality than the quiet front you put up and he’s fairly happy to see that it’s nothing irritating.
He does take note of the people you make the most commentary about, interested to see if your ideal fits into what your star signs and blood type say it should be.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio lies and says he doesn’t find dirty humour funny. He lies and says that he dislikes all forms of ‘stupid’ jokes.
The truth is that, while his favourites are videos of animals doing funny (though not getting hurt) things, he honestly can’t help but snicker at comments like yours.
The first time you make a remark about a television character, he turns red and snaps at you to not be ridiculous. It’s a knee-jerk reaction to lecture.
Your jokes will often invoke scowls if they’re said to others or blushes if they’re whispered to him. His irritated huffs are almost as funny as the situation itself.
He never admits to wanting to laugh at some of the things you say and demands that you need to focus on the situation at hand.
Sorbet
Sorbet’s sense of humour in unusual. It’s nearly impossible to narrow down even if you’re spending a great deal of time in his company.
He finds entertainment in sarcastic commentary and snarky remarks as long as he’s the one making them. He doesn’t appreciate it from others.
When you become comfortable enough to make comments around him, he will ignore them for the most part. If that’s what you want to do then he’s okay with it.
If you say something that’s too inappropriate in his mind, he’ll give you a look before continuing on with the rest of his conversation.
When you do get a real reaction from him is with your commentary on television characters. He’s the jealous type in all aspects.
Gelato
Gelato has a very mixed sense of humour and the more obnoxious or corny a joke is, the better he finds it to be. He laughs like a hyena and it’s infectious.
Pretty much any joke or pun with the right timing can set him off and once he gets on a roll, anything and everything becomes far more entertaining.
He always suspected that your sense of humour could be more perverted but he never knew for sure. He’s very pleased to be proven right.
There’s never a bad time to make a comment near him. He’ll find them funny no matter what, even if there’s a job going on at the moment.
He’s a natural compliment to anything you say, always knowing what to add on to get you to laugh just as hard as he is until your sides are aching.
Hi can I request some family headcanons with formaggio ?
Hey! Super sorry but I admit I didn't quite know what kind of family headcanons you were requesting so I did what I think their family would have been like when they were growing up. If I misunderstood, I really do apologise but I hope you enjoy never the less!
(I also did everybody instead of just Formaggio because it seemed like so much fun)
This doesn't much detail how they came to join Passione - I have headcanons surrounding that but it didn't really relate to their families so I just brushed over it.
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La Squadra Childhood Headcanons
Risotto
Risotto is unlikely to have been an only child – he comes off as one of many, a forgotten middle-child who was often overlooked by busy parents.
So infrequently did he see his parents when he was younger, he knew precious little about them and they encountered a similar problem of forgetting facts about him.
Any child passed around from caretaker to caretaker is likely to feel very lonely and unwanted, even if this isn’t the intention.
His knowledge of Passione began before the death of his cousin. A sibling’s involvement that became a path forward once the crisis occurred.
He doesn’t see his family anymore. There are too many aspects of his life that he is unwilling to expose them to, even if some may deserve it.
Formaggio
Formaggio gives the impression of one of three or maybe four siblings. Tight-knit and unwavering in their loyalty but with a hint of cruelty that comes from jealousy.
His parents cared but they were older and forced to work very hard to keep the family lifestyle. They had little energy to spend on keeping children in line.
Picked on by his siblings, it was easy for him to turn such behaviour onto those smaller than him for a time.
Passione took him very far away from the values his family held. Bullying was hardly murder and he feels a guilt for how far he has strayed from their teachings.
He sees them occasionally – meets up with their partners and visits their children – but he never gets close enough to allow a true attachment to form.
Illuso
Illuso reads like an only child who was isolated from the world and so grew up constantly envious and weary of others.
Parents with high expectations and high achievements of their own can place too much stress on even the strongest of child.
A heavy hand breeds resentment in its purest form – a desire to lash out in as many ways as possible and inflict the same cruelties onto others who cross his path.
Passione was a simple rebellion, a way to take control of a life otherwise lost to the whims of others, but now it has dragged him too far in.
He torments himself by visiting, both in person and through the mirror world. It’s a cruelty to himself to listen to their words but one he chooses often.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto showcases a personality resembling the youngest of a set of perhaps three – perhaps a considerable late-comer in the family.
It’s difficult for parents who have already gone through children to show as much interest in a new one. If not ignored, then sometimes even unwanted.
He often felt as though nothing he said had much of a meaning at all. It was all-too easy to take on the idea of being a simple accident.
Passione offered him a chance at recognition when he was floundering for any acknowledgement. He could so easily dedicate himself to it for this reason.
He doesn’t speak to any of his family. He’s placed that life far behind him and has no particular desire to reopen any old wounds.
Pesci
Pesci seems to be an only child or perhaps part of a set of twins though certainly not the favourite of blunt parents.
His parents were far from intentional with their insults. They meant the best though truly played into the phrase of lining a road to hell with good intentions.
Inadequacy from a familial side and judgement from friends was a bad combination for his self-esteem, no matter how much he attempted to convince himself otherwise.
Passione wasn’t an intentional path away from those feelings, it was simply the one that presented itself first and the one he took.
Under the advice of many, he no longer speaks to his family. He’s not even sure about what the true reason in his heart is but it’s what he’s chosen.
Melone
Melone appears to have been one of two, probably the younger, but he’s unlikely to have had a close relationship with any sibling.
Parents that were gone for hours at a time with little care to provide a guardian leads to children getting into all kinds of trouble, frequently dictated by the eldest.
A lack of guidance aside from a wayward sibling resulted in a personality defined by extremes, focused on knowledge from the sources that surrounded him.
It was simple to find Passione when he stumbled in life, unable to fall back on a selfish sibling or missing parents.
He’s not willing to speak about them – not even if asked directly will their names or information grace his lips. They have long since died in his heart.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio is another that feels as though he’s a lone child, surrounded by loud voices and sharp words his entire life.
When both parents are quick to anger, it’s easy to learn that volume is what defines winning an argument – whether you’re right or wrong.
He went through much of his younger life fueled by a determination to spite others. Being stronger and better means that the other person can’t say anything about you.
Passione wasn’t meant to be anything more than proof that nobody could tell him what and what not to do. He didn’t mean to get pulled so deep in.
He tried, when he first joined Passione, to reconnect with the life he once had but quickly decided it was no longer worth his time.
Sorbet
Sorbet comes off as an only child though not the type that was doted on by loving parents or spoken to with a soft voice.
There was no cruelty in the direct sense but there was no affection either. A family that went through life as though the others were household objects.
Any attempts at lashing out, pleas for attention or guidance, all were ignored in favour of a constant push towards being mature.
Passione was the end result of a rapid downhill slope – not a goal but rather a result of poor choices nobody advised him away from.
He’s occasionally in a state of turmoil about his past relationships. He doesn’t want to recreate them though he fears he has lost something irreplaceable in their removal.
Gelato
Gelato must have been part of a larger family, the eldest who resented how strict parents grow softer with later kids.
Tight rules only serve to strain a wild spirit. Parents that try to control something too energetic only serve to make it grow stronger and dangerous.
He destroyed his relationships with his siblings by himself – tired of the affection they received that he hadn’t. It’s something he truly despises about himself.
Passione had seemed a fun way to enjoy his life once he finally managed to break free of the hold his parents had on him. It wasn’t anything like he thought.
He doesn’t want to speak with his siblings but he watches occasionally to make sure they’re doing better than he is. It’s a connection he can’t shake.
Could you do my hc request for meeting each La Squadra member during a masquerade banquet (with some tension)? Kind of like running into each other after not seeing each other for awhile, but you’ve heard about how powerful the other is?
I love your posts! Cheers!
Hey! Thank you so much for your request! I really liked the idea though I went with a more 'first meeting after hearing a lot about one another' so I really hope you don't mind that! Please enjoy and I hope you have a brilliant day!
(You can click on their names to see the types of mask I think they would choose).
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La Squadra Meeting Reader At A Masquerade
Risotto
It would be impossible to miss Risotto. Not even the largest, most elaborate crowd could conceal him. He’s simply recognisable.
His choice of outfit is likely to be of a classic sort – black and white in complimentary contrast that make his eyes appear to glow beneath his mask.
He’s unlikely to approach you first, preferring to watch and observe the source of any overheard rumours. He becomes uneasy when you return the favour.
Once you’ve introduced yourself, he’ll remain stoic, if a little more at ease with your presence at his side. He doesn’t make conversation but he listens well.
He has much to do at Passione events, even if he doesn’t particularly want to. You are a welcome reprieve from the more tiresome conversations of the night.
Formaggio
If he wanted to, it’s likely that Formaggio could easily fit in with various groups. His casual, social nature grants him this benefit.
His clothing selection makes it clear that such a thing is not his goal. Garish red is not frequently overlooked.
He suspects your identity when you walk in, though he will remain unsure until he makes casual conversation at your side and confirms his thoughts.
His proper introduction will come soon after speaking to you and he’ll hide his surprise at you knowing of him. His team’s comments do affect him.
At an event such as this, he’ll often only speak to a small group, moving between them throughout the night to check up on how they are.
Illuso
Unfond of large social events, Illuso will remain at the far side of the room remaining invisible through this method instead of through pretense.
The blue and white of his chosen outfit remain simple though with his hair down, he appears to be a different person.
It takes him very little time to spot you though he will have no interest in creating conversation. He already knows more than you think.
If you engage him, offering an introduction and a comment on what you’ve heard, you’ll make his pride sing. It’s quite simple to get him to speak to you.
He plays his cards close to his chest with any first meeting but if you keep sharing stories about him, he may open up a little more during the event.
Prosciutto
Few alive can blend into an environment as well as Prosciutto can – with and without the use of his stand. It’s a talent he’s particularly proud of.
His choice of outfit is the furthest thing from obnoxious. An expensive hue of white with the slightest hints of gold to catch the eye.
He speaks to you for half the night before you even realise it’s him though he already knew exactly who you were.
After proper introductions, he’ll entertain you for a short part of the night before breaking away. He refuses to seem anything other than unattached.
He’ll dance with you if you ask him to. Self-taught, he’s incredibly proud of his skills in this field and will easily lead you through any ballroom dance.
Pesci
Pesci, rather unfortunately for his job, is very unlikely to be able to disappear into any group. His features make him recognisable.
His outfit is plain, chosen for its lack of bluntness and the soothing nature of seafoam green. He favours subtle detailing over bright colour.
It’s easy for him to become overwhelmed and he won’t recognise you at first. An off-handed comment will need to help him.
He’s happy to have the opportunity to introduce himself formally and mention all the things he’s heard about you, surprised when you mention that you’ve heard of him.
If you want to stand and speak to him for the entire night, he’ll proudly entertain you with conversation on almost anything.
Melone
It’s surprisingly simple to overlook Melone. He slips by without notice, simply observing rather than speaking.
His dark outfit is accentuated by a deep purple embroidery and it stands out due to the gorgeous motifs decorating his waist.
He doesn’t recognise you though it’s not for ignorance but rather a lack of interest in speaking to you. He’s heard things but that doesn’t mean much.
When you introduce yourself first though, speaking to him confidently, he becomes intrigued and will entertain you.
If he gets along well with you, compliments will filter into his statements and a light touch on your arm keeps your attention with him for the rest of the evening.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio wouldn’t want to fit in with large groups, even if it was something he could do. His brazen features (and personality) make it a difficult endeavor.
The outfit he wears is carefully selected and the sharp silver and white compliments him exceedingly well. He dedicates himself to finding a proper look.
It takes him a while to recognise you. He becomes wrapped up in everything going on and misses smaller hints.
Your introduction will catch him off guard. His first instinct is to deny that he’s heard of you before and attempt to ignore you.
If you share some conversation and appear receptive to his discussions, he’ll latch onto you and speak to nobody else for the rest of the night.
Sorbet
Unlike many of his teammates, Sorbet appreciates the freedom offered by being unknown during these events.
His flare for the dramatic remains strong despite his claims. His outfit is fully black and yet the exquisite embroidery would take hours to truly appreciate.
Though he would be quick to see you, he’s unlikely to speak to you at all for the majority of the party. He refuses to seem interested.
When you introduce yourself, it’s easy for him to forget his stance. He’s intrigued by what he’s heard and you’re offering an opportunity.
Gelato may whisper a secret into your ear, should he decide he trusts you. His partner can never say no to an invitation to dance.
Gelato
When it’s needed, Gelato can act well enough to turn unrecognizable when surrounded by people.
The deep gold of his outfit, lined with an ebony black, dominates much of his personality – its brightness shielding his true emotions.
He meets your eyes the moment you walk in, a casual grin already on his lips as he waves in greeting.
When he introduces himself, it will be at the end of the night and he won’t share his name. If you don’t already know it, then you don’t need to.
He flits around to everybody, never stopping as he speaks to every person he can see, but he finds himself at your side frequently.
Hello! I hope your day is going well!~ I’d like to request headcanons for Bucciarati’s gang kissing headcanons, similar to what you did for La Squadra. Feel free to skip this if needed and remember, don’t overwork yourself. Anyways goodbye!!💖
Hello! Thank you so much for the request and well-wishes. I hope your day has been amazing and that you enjoy these!
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Kiss Headcanons
Bucciarati
Bucciarati kisses you with a false confidence that makes your knees weak – gently holding your waist and massaging circles against your skin.
He doesn’t let many know but he feels as though he bluffs his way through much of life. Being in the mafia so young stole many of his natural experiences.
He pretends to know what he’s doing each time he brings you close and, even if you know the truth, he makes it impossible to doubt.
There’s a reverence in the way he gazes into your eyes before kissing you. It can make you believe you’re the only person in the world.
He enjoys kissing you at all times though he has a special fondness for when the ocean can be your backdrop or when he can lean over the back of your chair.
Fugo
Fugo kisses you with a tremble in his touch and far too much emotion in his lips. He feels everything too intensely.
He becomes easily overwhelmed by being with you. Sometimes, his kisses come impulsively as a way to focus on one thing rather than everything.
He won’t wax poetry to you but he hopes you can feel what he wants to share with you through his actions instead.
You’ll know when he wants physical attention. It isn’t a constant but rather a rarity when he sidles closer than normal.
He prefers to keep his personal things away from the prying eyes of others and equally balanced between both parties.
Abbacchio
Abbacchio kisses you fast and hard, one hand knotted in the back of your hair, because he’s scared to let his thoughts catch up with him.
He doubts himself. There’s nothing he does that he doesn’t regret – he refuses to allow himself to overthink this.
Sometimes he worries that your touch has become an addiction. He craves so much of you. Kissing gives him a relief he can’t even understand himself.
Initiating something will always turn him red and flustered. He breaks away in embarrassment before returning.
Affection is something he prefers to show in private and in those moments, he favours little more than having you in his lap.
Narancia
Narancia kisses you with a determination unmatched as he wraps you in his arms and pulls you close against his body.
To kiss you in the way he does, his trust in you is great and his loyalty to you will be unmatched. There’s no doubting it.
He wants to draw things out and make them romantic but often he finds his sense of urgency outweighs everything else and he forgets all plans.
If he messes up the kiss by doing something he thinks is wrong – if he makes you laugh or if he knocks your teeth together – he takes a while to forgive himself.
He doesn’t care where he kisses you but if he had to choose a favourite time, it would be late in the night when nobody should be awake.
Mista
Mista mixes kisses with cheesiness, mingling jokes and passion with ease. He runs his hands along your sides and smiles, unable to stop himself.
He’s eager to slip his fingers beneath your clothes. There’s something exciting about the feeling of bare skin that gets his heart racing.
He feels little shame in showing affection. In his mind, there’s no reason to be embarrassed when he gets to hold you close.
Enjoying life as it is – that’s what he wants to do. When the urge to pull you close hits him, he doesn’t think it through anymore than that.
He likes having you slightly above him, lifted onto a counter with your legs around his waist. Even if it leads to nothing more, it’s something he enjoys.
Giorno
Giorno kisses you and he tastes like honey and sunshine. He savors every moment as he caresses your cheek softly.
His touch is as soft as the flowers he tucks behind your ear before he brings his lips to your own, the briefest brush of contact as he passes by.
He’s simultaneously charismatic and awkward yet you see only the former when it comes to wooing you.
Being with you helps to ground him. He gets caught up in his ideals and his dreams – you remind him of where he is in the moment.
He prefers to kiss you softly when nobody is looking and you’re least expecting it. The expression on your face nurtures the love in his heart.
May I request La Squadra with a reader who’s stand ability is similar to a siren’s song where the user is momentarily in control of the target but if over used the user will begin to experience a severe pain in their throat and eventually lose their voice? Similar to Toge Inumaki from jjk (if you’ve seen it). My apologies if this is too specific I was reading your “explosive stand” headcanons and thought of the idea! I just thought it was a neat idea and figured I’d request it.
If needed you can simply ignore this!! Although I hope you have a good day and don’t end up overworking yourself! 💖
Hello! I hope you enjoy these and have an amazing day!
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La Squadra W/ Reader And A Siren-Like Stand
Risotto
Risotto fears little more than a loss of control. Your stand is able to remove that from him and he finds his distrust rooted in concern for the safety of himself and his team.
Any substance or stand that can meddle with the mind are unnerving to him – even if they have a drawback on their user.
He will never trust you fully. As he learns about your abilities, he can come to relax more. He watches constantly and hopes your loyalties remain true.
Your throat pain draws his sympathy. He helps in subtle ways: a warm drink waiting for you when you return from a mission.
He’d rather you teamed up with somebody than working alone. It’s unlikely you’ll be at his side but you’ll probably rotate through the others before settling on one.
Formaggio
Formaggio doesn’t think too much of you nor your ability when you first join. He only wants to see if it’s better than his own.
Its range provides it with an advantage in this competition (one you are likely unaware of) and he forms a strong dislike as a result.
Fortunately, this doesn’t last very long. He warms up to you and will soon begin requesting for you to join him in messing around with people.
He often forgets that your stand can hurt you with overuse and won’t plan ahead for this. After it’s been mentioned, he’s likely to gift you with overly sweet tea.
He doesn’t mind working with you but he won’t favour it. Your stands don’t match up well for his style of job.
Illuso
Illuso is uncertain of your stand. He doesn’t know if it poses a threat to him and he watches through his mirrors to see.
There’s a confidence in him that leads him to believe that he would be able to overcome your spell.
As his confidence grows, he’ll be willing to spend time with you comfortably. He can develop an easy friendship where he doesn’t worry as much.
The negative impacts of your stand aren’t all too concerning to him. You are the best person to deal with your abilities.
He’ll avoid working with you – not because of a weariness but because you draw too much attention to your person.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto likes the idea of your stand but his reluctance to interact with another person keeps him from learning more about it.
In a similar way to how he is with most people, he won’t want to speak to you for a long time simply because he’s not fond of socializing.
Your powers will begin to interest him as time goes on and he will take you on unauthorized jobs to witness their effects.
He believes you should power through whatever pain is caused by your abilities. It’s a healthy price to pay and a good lesson.
He will accept that the two of you don’t work well together at all times but it isn’t unusual for him to request your assistance.
Pesci
Pesci is intrigued by your ability. He thinks it’s amazing at first though his appreciation for it will quickly fade into dislike.
It’s not that your ability scares him or anything similar but he doesn’t like how it harms you. Stands that harm their users are automatically unfavorable to him.
He’ll ignore it even as he grows closer to you but should you ask, he will explain why he doesn’t like your powers.
This will lead to him offering you some help with your throat when needed – he asks what you think works best and do this for you.
Pesci doesn’t get to team up with many different people but he’ll enjoy your company on the job should you be there.
Melone
Melone focuses more on who you are as a person – curious because he wants to know what your personality is.
Your stand is an extension of who you are and he has a few theories he’d like to test with you. You can expect seemingly random questions.
His relationship with you will help create further conversation about your powers if it’s important to you but otherwise, he’ll remain mostly unaware.
Your pain is inconsequential to him. If he’s around and you appear greatly uncomfortable, he will offer you something but it’s uncommon.
He truly enjoys working with you on jobs. It’s not always simple for him to attain DNA and your abilities can help with this aspect of his work.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio doesn’t initially like your stand. Its power is there but it lacks the destructive ability he tends to favour.
He’s fairly confident you would be no match for White Album and sees little purpose in learning about you unless you can challenge him.
When you earn his respect, he’ll engage more with you – beginning to see the nuance of your abilities rather than its sheer strength.
The pain caused by your stand is foreign to him and he thinks for a while that it’s poor usage. He won’t admit such a thing to you after he realises the truth.
Even with his better understanding of your abilities, he won’t want to work with you for fear that you will clash with his style.
Sorbet
Sorbet is more comfortable around your stand than others. He believes it to be straight-forward and appreciates that he can understand it.
This doesn’t mean he’s entirely certain he should trust it however and he will be sure you know his stance.
As time goes on, he speaks more about what your abilities are and even offers small bites of advice on handling it.
He’ll be very aware of your throat. It’s not in his nature to provide you with things he’s made or done but, on occasion, it can happen.
He will have no problems working alongside you even if it means he has to change his normal methods. This adaption is worth the boon your ability grants.
Gelato
Gelato enjoys making jokes about your stand but he doesn’t truly trust it in the beginning. He worries about things that meddle with his head.
He sympathizes with the pain you experience from your stand and this is what softens his opinion.
When he warms to you, there will be little change to his behavior. He’ll still tease and rope you into the same jokes as before.
Your voice isn’t something he’ll notice for the longest time. Once Sorbet points it out to him, you can expect to be gifted a sweet or something similar.
He won’t mind either way if you’re working with him but should you be there, he’ll have many suggestions to find your ideal niche.
Risotto is an amazing pillow and when you drift to sleep, head pillowed on his large chest, he will not move a centimeter.
It’s no trouble to him. He enjoys quieter hobbies: he listens to music and reads when he can. Your weight makes these times all the more relaxing.
A stern look is sent to anybody who tries to disturb either by speaking to him or making too much noise. The message will be clear.
He’ll call you over when he suspects you to be tired and will even change where he’s sitting to allow you to rest against his side.
Sometimes when you’re sleeping, he’ll find himself watching you and hoping your dreams are as sweet as your expression.
Formaggio
Formaggio can be both the best and worst pillow. Some days he moves too much while others, he will hold you like a teddy bear and nap beside you.
He enjoys having you touching him – physical contact is one of his favourite things but some days, he wants to see your eyes more than he wants to let you sleep.
If he forgets you’re there, he’ll accidentally be the one to disturb you. Often his loud orders for the others to keep quiet have the same effect.
There’s little subtly in his actions. If he suspects you’re tired, he’ll pull you onto his lap and tuck your head under his chin.
He shrinks you down if you’re okay with it. Being the big spoon is his preferred position and he will use his stand to make this easier.
Illuso
Illuso is a very good pillow with an endless warmth radiating from his skin and a casual brushing of your hair.
He enjoys having you fall asleep on him. For him, it’s a sign of trust when you allow him to see you that vulnerable.
Others possibly disturbing you doesn’t bring about his ire – not because it doesn’t concern him but because he’s sure you’ll be able to rest through it.
Illuso won’t actively seek for you to fall asleep beside him. He doesn’t see it as something he should ask you to do.
He’s quick to become arrogant if you make a habit of falling asleep on him. His bragging and teasing are not meant to discourage you, however.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto is a brilliant pillow and, even as complaints flow liberally from his tongue, he’ll pull you close with an arm around your shoulders.
He doesn’t truly mind you resting on him; seeing your peaceful expression and feeling your weight against his side is relaxing.
Anybody who dares to disturb you will receive a sharp warning, paired with the threatening emergence of The Grateful Dead.
When you’re tired, he’ll move you closer to him with soft reprimands that have minimal venom behind them. His concern shows itself in actions.
He values your comfort above his own. Should his arm go numb, he will choose to wait for you to wake up rather than moving you.
Pesci
Pesci is a comfortable and eager pillow who you can easily take a nap on with your head against his chest and his arms wrapped around you.
He likes having you so close to him and will undertake subtle missions to get you to cuddle with him.
Being unwilling to directly confront many potential disturbances, his solution is to simply carry you to a quieter area if needed.
If you’re tired, he’ll work himself up in order to ask you directly if you want to take a nap with him. It’s hard to say no.
Sometime – after he’s sure that you’ve fallen asleep – Pesci will speak to you. His whispered confessions of love are far more emotional during these moments.
Melone
Melone is too bony to make a good pillow; all sharp angles and radiating very little body heat.
He doesn’t dislike it when you sleep against him – and he certainly wouldn’t wake you up – but he’s frequently busy and prefers freedom to move.
Any who may disturb you will receive a comment and a side-eyed glance to remind them of your presence.
He won’t always notice if you’re tired but if it is something he spots, he’ll ask you to join him somewhere and rest close to him.
His favourite photos of you will often be while you’re sleeping. The tranquility of your expression puts him at peace as well.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio isn’t a good pillow though he tries to be. He’s stiff when you close your eyes and snuggle against his side.
He thinks it’s something he should be able to do for you as your partner even if you reassure him. Often, he’s too worried about not moving to simply enjoy the time.
He will attempt to glare the others into silence but if frustration grows, he will yell and then curse himself for doing so.
It’s too embarrassing to insist for you to rest against him. He stares, hoping you’ll get the message so he doesn’t look desperate.
Rarely, he may also be tired and drift to sleep with you. This helps him loosen up and turns him into a truly amazing pillow.
Sorbet
Sorbet is a comfortable pillow – it’s easy to fall asleep when you’re sitting in his lap and nuzzling into his neck.
He doesn’t enjoy cuddling every day and if you drift off during those times, he’ll pass you off to Gelato with a small kiss against the side of your head.
On good days, he won’t allow any disturbances near you (though Gelato is a certain exception) and will motivate respect for this with veiled threats.
He won’t speak his mind if he notices you falling asleep unless you’re too close to somebody else. He won’t tell you but he’s jealous.
Sleeping on him isn’t a sign of your trust but his own. Allowing you to be near him is something that won’t come lightly.
Gelato
Gelato is a less than ideal pillow. He bounces, he twitches, and he rambles. Rest is unlikely when you curl up with your head on his shoulder.
He appreciates it when you do snuggle up to him. It makes his heart warm that you want to be close regardless of how much he moves around.
He will try to keep others from disturbing you but does a poor job of avoiding this himself. Apologies are a constant.
If you’re tired, he’ll help you to snuggle up to Sorbet or bring out some blankets to wrap you in with a kiss on the cheek.
He’ll sometimes leave small gifts for you when you wake. He feels guilty about leaving you when you’re vulnerable.
May I ask, do you have any certain rules for requests? Like stuff your uncomfortable with and of character you write for and don’t. I just figured I’d ask before I decided to request actual headcanons!
Hello!
So as far as requests go, I don't have many rules at all. While I prefer to stick to parts 5 and under from JJBA, I'm fully willing to do some research for later parts (though I can't guarantee the characters will be very accurate as far as personalities go).
I'm over 18 and will mark any adult content as such and well... yeah, that's pretty much it. If I don't want to accept a request and it's from an account, I'll send a private message or if it's from an anon, I'll simply leave it.
Thank you so much for asking, it's really appreciated. I hope you have an awesome day!
Hello!! Sorry to be a bother right now but are you accepting requests? Also i rlly liked your La Squadra hcs good work btw!
If you are accepting requests then can i please ask how la squadra will react to a teammate that can blow things up with their stand like kira from diu? But if you are not accepting requests right now and/or dont want to do my request pls feel free to ignore it😅 if youd like also take care and have a great day!!
Hey! I sure do take requests and I hope you enjoy. Thank you for reading!
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La Squadra W/ Reader Who Has An Explosive Stand:
Risotto:
Risotto will never say it aloud but his team is the last family he has left. His initial trust of your stand is abysmal.
He often wishes he has more control over who’s on his team and it makes him cold and professional towards anybody new.
When he comes to trust you, subtle changes will let you know. He’ll speak to you about small and insignificant things to relax your guard before asking about stands.
He tries not to rank stands based on things such as usefulness but he greatly appreciates how little trace your own leaves.
As Risotto performs assassinations by himself, he is likely to offer you the same option but he would prefer you to work with one of the others for safety.
Formaggio:
Formaggio’s initial reaction to your stand forms from his competitiveness. A feigned interest only to see whether or not you’re stronger than him.
He’s defensive. With all the comments he receives about his own stand – he doesn’t want another team member who’s going to show him up.
You would never realise he was ever weary. His actions remain the same, an arm around your shoulders and constant jokes about bombs.
He grows to love your stand and its abilities (he often tells you it’s the flashiness that he enjoys when in comparison to others).
Formaggio will often ask to be paired with you for jobs because he thinks both your stands go perfectly with one another.
Illuso:
Illuso, unable to admit it even to himself, is cowardly. His first reaction of your stand will be to avoid it whenever possible.
Man in the Mirror is a stand that allows Illuso to fight battles on his own terms but an ability like your own puts him in quite a bit of danger.
When he comes to trust you, he’ll spend more time outside the mirror but you can never expect to be taken into his realm.
He doesn’t like stands that overpower his own. He doesn’t favour your stand for this reason alone.
Illuso will spend time with you as long as your stand isn’t out – missions with him are few. Where they are, your interaction with him will be limited.
Prosciutto:
Prosciutto doesn’t allow himself to connect with others. He initially will show little interest in your stand.
This is based in paranoia – he doesn’t trust you and ignoring you is the best way he will know how to deal with it. Your stand factors little into this.
His comfort with you will grow. He makes small statements, phrased in such a way that you won’t know they’re questions about how your ability works.
The Grateful Dead gives him a fair level of confidence and he views his stand as being far more powerful. He may consider yours to be second.
Prosciutto will offer to work with you under the guise of offering you guidance. He believes you’re a good match for him on the job.
Pesci:
Pesci is quietly curious when encountering any new stand – watching when he thinks you aren’t looking but not bold enough to ask questions directly.
He’s not fond of collateral damage and your stand appears to have this as a potential side-effect.
After he grows more comfortable, he’ll begin asking you questions about your stand. He prefers descriptions more than seeing it in action.
He’s rather fond of his own stand and will be slightly intimidated by your own. He admires you and your use of it over others he’s encountered.
Pesci will enjoy working with you but he doesn’t have a specific style nor does he often conduct jobs without Prosciutto.
Melone:
Melone’s attention is forever on the person rather than the stand but he will show a customary interest in your abilities if they’re important to you.
He’ll enjoy trying to answer questions about you through analysing your stand and asks you to either confirm or deny his suspicions because of it.
When you form a closer bond to him, he’ll ask to see more of your abilities – valuing them more now that he knows about you.
He doesn’t rank stands quite in the same ways that others do. He tells you to appreciate not having one that is sentient.
Melone works alone because his stand functions best that way. This means he doesn’t mind if you’re with him on jobs but he enjoys the company.
Ghiaccio:
Ghiaccio will be intrigued by your stand though he tries to hide his enthusiasm for it. He acts the part of the cool assassin but seeks opportunities to see it.
The rest of his team have stands he doesn’t think highly of either because they’re too hard to control like Prosciutto’s or they’re very specific like Formaggio’s.
Once he grows closer to you, he’ll be comfortable enough to start providing commentary. He offers advice and he gets upset if not listened to.
Your stand can easily be one of his favourites: the sheer power held within it is something he admires.
Ghiaccio will ask for you to join him on jobs even if the two of you are ill-matched. He insists on finding a way to make it work.
Sorbet:
Sorbet is judgmental about things even less personal than stands – his initial opinion of both your ability and your person will be inherently negative.
Although he appreciates that your stand causes minimal damage, he finds its methods to be crude. He wonders what part of you is represented there.
With time, he’ll come to admit to where he was wrong and will ask to see it closer so he can learn about it properly.
A stand with an explosive nature will never be one he favours but it’s certainly tolerable over others that he has encountered.
Sorbet will prefer not to have you with him on jobs as he favours being inconspicuous but it won’t prevent him from spending time with you elsewhere.
Gelato:
Gelato doesn’t put much effort in hiding his curiosity surrounding your stand, offering constant questions that pry into your abilities.
He catalogues everything you say in his brain. It’s how he reassures himself that you won’t be a threat to anybody in his team.
When he grows to know you, he teases and jokes, trying to get you to do favours for him with the ability.
While your stand isn’t his favourite of the ones that he knows, he’ll appreciate the utility behind it and respect its power greatly.
Gelato enjoys working alongside you, using your abilities to help benefit the others and finish jobs quicker.
Risotto kisses you as softly as he can, caressing your cheek with his fingers as though you’re a priceless treasure.
Kissing you is a chance for him to relax, even if only for a short while. It’s something he values deeply and he really wants you to know this.
There’s a sensuality to the light touches and the meticulous movement of his lips. Being gentle is of utmost importance to him.
He doesn’t mind roughness in other aspects but this is a realm he wishes to keep away from that. It’s a way to express true affection.
Lying down with you on his chest is his ideal spot for kissing. He lives for the tenderness of it and how your bodies wrap around one another.
Formaggio
Formaggio kisses you with one arm slung around your waist, pressing you as tightly against his chest as he can.
He loves to tease you by going in for a kiss and then peppering them across your face at the last moment or biting your lip instead. Making you laugh is his goal.
When he kisses you, he’s doing it to make you both smile. If you enjoy something, he will do that every single time.
Being is public isn’t an issue for him at all and he will gladly pull you to him no matter who’s around. It’s none of their business either way.
His favourite thing that you can do while kissing is to run your hands down his chest. It always makes him pull you even closer.
Illuso
Illuso kisses you with his grip tight on your upper arms, forcing you to crane your neck to meet him.
Being able to surround you is important for him – knowing that he’s utterly dominating your time and your attention in that moment.
When you kiss him back, you make his pride swell in a way nothing else can and he demands that whenever he’s beginning to question himself.
He doesn’t kiss you roughly despite this. Everything is kept slow so he can enjoy every second without rush.
Having you ask him to kiss you is the best part for him. Even if he’s the one seeking it out, he’ll drop constant hints that you should ask so that he can tease you.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto kisses you with one hand on the back of your neck, his touch nothing more than a façade of control.
He enjoys the pretense of being in charge but will always yield to your lead. He would never admit to such a thing if asked.
There’s an element of insecurity in the way he holds you. Kissing is something very personal for him, it makes him more vulnerable than he would care to acknowledge.
His favourite kisses are like secrets, exchanged in private rooms where there’s no need to worry about unwanted attention.
Despite this, he has a special love for the fierceness of an angry kiss, drawn about by an argument or challenge.
Pesci
Pesci kisses you with his fingers intertwined with your own, a slight tremble in his arms every time.
He whispers little praises in every break – unable to not tell you what he’s feeling. They’re always compliments or admissions of love.
Kissing is something he enjoys taking the lead in and he adores it when you allow him to do this. He knows exactly what to do and likes to prove as much.
He doesn’t mind kissing you in public. There are plenty of things he’s nervous and embarrassed about but this isn’t one of them.
He will always rest his forehead against your own after kissing you. The intimacy of looking into your eyes like this will give him butterflies every time.
Melone
Melone kisses you by running his hands over your hips and bringing his lips teasingly close until you grow impatient.
He can’t help but smile when he’s kissing you. It never takes away from his technique and he’s always sure to praise something he enjoys.
He doesn’t think a kiss should be static and loves to touch and caress as much of your body as he can. Simply standing there is very boring in his mind.
It’s easy to get dizzy with the intensity of his kisses. They’ve got an addictive quality and his lack of shame means they’re far from rare.
The type of kiss he loves the most is one that’s a complete surprise – something where desire is like electricity being shared between both of you.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio kisses you with an unmatched urgency; a hand either clutching at your clothes or knotted in your hair.
Kissing is his biggest distraction and he will easily lose track of his thoughts. It simply becomes all that he can think of when you’re so close to him.
He loves it when you hang on him or tug him towards you. The feeling of being wanted is something he really, really values.
Kissing is a very private thing for him especially because he tends to turn bright red afterwards, even if you’re alone.
When he’s worked up, he’ll kiss you harshly. Your dazed look is one of his favourites but he’ll only do it at the right moments. He doesn’t want to make it common.
Sorbet
Sorbet kisses you while he gently cradles your jaw, rubbing small circles with his thumbs and sharing a thousand words in his actions.
There’s no place where his love can be felt more keenly than while kissing and his devotion to you is present in every movement.
Though he can appreciate having fun with it, he’s more often in the mood for something serious and meaningful.
He prefers to be in charge of the kiss and set the pace. If he chooses to go no further than something simple, he’d like that to be respected.
The anticipation before is something he likes to drag out, though not for long enough to tease – just long enough to make the kiss sweeter.
Gelato
Gelato kisses you with a rough enthusiasm and his arms thrown haphazardly around your neck. He pours all his energy into kissing you.
Soft sounds are a constant for him – he couldn’t stop them even if he wanted to.
Kissing is fun for him. He nips at your lips, interrupts with laughter, and will even tickle you unexpectedly. You’ll never know what to expect.
One of his favourite things is to have you straddling his lap or him doing the same to you. It’s almost an addiction at this point.
It doesn’t take him very long to turn a kiss frenzied. He adores messy kisses where the passion can be felt through the air.
