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sometimes antisocial, always antifascist.

[fluffygif]

Fantastic art

[j8kethewizz]

[mutant-distraction]

A Budapest pigeon chick.

Photo Jennifer Graevell

[zendayamybabe]

i’m a simple girl i see a man with brown soft hair and brown eyes and big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

[cannibalchicken]

[bogleech]

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

[poondragoon]

Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.

A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.

[kaijuno]

[alleycatboy]

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

[thunderon]

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

[thunderon]

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

[scoobycool9]

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

[thunderon]

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

[only-tiktoks]

[immanenteschaton-moved-deactiva]

#1 sexual fantasy: pangaea with public railways

[iggykoopa666]

[c-ptsdrecovery]

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

[nerathul]

Also while people in the countryside would have to make their own food they weren’t eating three complex meals a with side dishes and what not, mostly they were eating porridge, soups, stews or potages all foods that were mostly made by roughly cutting things and chucking things into a pot or cauldron to cook.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re playing with your hair.”

I’m playing with my hair because I have ADHD and can’t stay still.

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re looking up and to the side.”

I’m looking up and to the side because I have ADHD and can’t hear you if I’m looking directly at you.

“I can tell…”

shut up shut up shut up shut up

[merinnan]

Isn’t amazing how much of neurodivergent body language is considered ‘indications of lying’?

[libraford]

“You’re a narcissist because you’re always looking at your reflection.”

Me, when I see my reflection:

[mossbug]

[ifightformyfriends]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

there is no “trans debate.” you either believe in the rights of all people to personal freedom, bodily autonomy, privacy, and self-identification, or you’re just a bad person.

[luisonte]

La ostia

[theriu]

The BEAST

[marcy-the-martian]

Motherfucker unlimited

[lionfloss]

by Debbie Mitchell

[mienar]

greens and yellows

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