2025 episode of glee: rachel breaks up with finn because he didn't get her a labubu in the colour she wanted. sue says she has a copy of the epstein files and threatens to release them and include the entirety of the glee club in them if schuester doesn't stop failing cheerios for not spelling latino as latinx with santana as her informant. quinn starts her own crumbl cookies saying that if even mormons can do it so can a real christian. mercedes leads the tots revolt 2.0 but this time it's dubai chocolate that's getting banned. there's a matcha rave at the lima bean and everyone gets food poisoning. ms pillsbury starts handing out pamphlets on how non-binary tea is valid. mike tells tina that if they don't go to asian couples therapy he'll unfriend her on rednote. blaine is singing moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans to kurt while he googles "DL bear trade" and sees karofsky's picture come up first in the search results. brittany is convinced labubus are alive and are trying to murder lord tubbington. mr schue raps about palestine and gets cancelled by jacob ben israel. the glee club writes an original song about how trump is a big old meanie and gets him impeached. charli xcx is there
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