•Troy Calypso•

I can confirm, that will work.

I see that.

v1rtuald1va

Good evening Troy-Nation

I can confirm, that will work.

#troy calypso #borderlands 3 #Troy QNA

I see that.

Dear Ratboy,

Canon events notwithstanding: Bone, Marry, Kill with Lilith, Maya, and Tannis.

(ignore my url and pfp, a friend and I just must know this)

Uhh….

Bone Tannis, marry Lilith, and uh, for obvious reasons. Kill Maya. HAH.

I'm being bullied / for a weapon I seldom / use. And by my "friends."

SO YOU ADMIT YOU USE IT

hammerlockandload

As Gaige would say: "caught in 4k".

man I wish she had tumblr it'd be so much more fun bullying zer0 rn if she were in on it too

Hey, I may not be gaige - but I know a thing or two about sick burns.

That being said - what the hell are we talking about?

read up, biatch

stack-em-up

Zero my dude - there is no way in all of Elpis your using that gun when I SPECificallY helped you mod your sword a total of 2 times and still, STILL you asked the new vault hunter to procure yet another mod for you

And that gun isn't even current tech

( p.s. axton the only burns your good at making is on the battlefield with a fire weapon )

*Coughs* preferably not hyperion like someone we know *coughs*

You just got here and / you're already taunting me / too. I hate it here.

aspis-shield-me

Those are current tech

stack-em-up

Wait really? How do you know?

aspis-shield-me

Ever wonder why the guns have shields, I'm the new ceo and zero is using the latest model. It's actually quite nice. As an assassin myself I appreciate his taste in craftsmanship

Boooo, go back to making fun of em

Or don't. I'd be so / appreciative if you / didn't. Please do not.

mr-iron-bear

I don't even know what to make of this

I got you that upgrade

And this is the gun you go for!?

Moze did you just skip reading everything and go straight to that picture

mr-iron-bear

What can I say I got a one track mind 😏- kinda just got done making out with amara right now

Which reminds me gaige making any progress?

stack-em-up

Depends on if zero is making progress towards better brands like jakobs

You know their shotguns far surpass anything a gun with a shield can give you

(No offense athena)

aspis-shield-me

None Taken

mr-iron-bear

You're just saying this to impress angel aren't ya

Angel and gaige 🎶 🎵

Sitting in a tree 🎶 🎵

K-i-s-s-i-n-g 🥳🥳

Zer0 stopped by and I had him get some pictures of me. look at me, I'm BOOTIFUL

I captured this too, / among other funny ones. / This one is the best.

I MADE YOU PROMISE NOT TO POST THAT YOU SKAGSHIT EATING BUTTMUNCH

:)

HAHA- karma.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!??

WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME WHAT DID I DO TOYOU!????

Dear God-King, what's your favorite kind of cheese?

Default.

what the fuck does this even mean

dont lie ratface you like swiss dont you

because of the holes

Im saying you fuck cheese

I DONT FUCK CHEESE

HELP THE GREMLINS BACK

@kaboombunny

Dear God-King, what's your favorite kind of cheese?

Default.

If you ever feel safe just know I'm out there. I will never leave you alone.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!?

You’ve done SOMETHING wrong when fucking GodKing Troy is SLIGHTLY unnerved.

What if I gave you approximately 7 kittens, what would u do

Throw them at you because you won’t leave me the fuck alone you damned STALKER!

Heh, found you ♡

Found who? Who the fuck did you find!??

(Hehe hey Neo.)

v1rtuald1va

Good evening Troy-Nation

I can confirm, that will work.

Dear God-King, are you an alpha or a sigma?

What the fuck does any of that mean.

I feel like feeling slightly unnerved at those two terms is a completely valid reaction I’m having right now.