call me kingster

i am literally a vampire rat clown... any/all, your/mom... animater. masterbater. Bloody Heartss...

[rat-kingster]

I shitpost and I bloodyheartss. :P

Genuine rabiosexual. Forever 20!!!! (it's a vampire thing) :)

aka ASH but only my friends/coven members can CALL ME tHAT. <3

Deviantart 🎨

DNI IF:

you're green. I hate that color now. it's the color of the.. well... you know who (Grant buddy youre the exception, you didnt choose to have green hair).

Catholic. you know what you've done.

you're (YOU KNOW WHO) or in the (YOU KNOW WHO) brotherhood/superhell... i can't have you spying on my coven. *hisses at you with my human teeth.*

In a rival coven or have beef with V. You know the law, sucker!

I was a Panelist at DASHCON 2!!! TYSM TUMBLR!!

[eightfourone]

very rare occlupanid

[winged-trash]

What is this... that heated biblery. That new gay show? @rat-kingster does this interest you? Should we add it to the movie night line up?

[rat-kingster]

I heard it's good!!! :3 we can watch if u want

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[rat-kingster]

No to most of these,,, but I am protected by a divine force!!! @v-rants :3

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[rat-kingster]

shut up shut up get out if my head... EPISODE 8 is HAPPRENINGa, okk!??!??????1?

[rat-kingster]

girl... unfinished apartment building?? Bsfr what does that even look like

Not a girl!! It's got a big tall ceiling with metal tubes and wires and stuff,,, big insulation chunks too!!! Makes the whole place look very soft and cotton candy ish :P

No carpsets just floor!! Like hard concret3?? So we steal couches and rugs to cover it. V likes the cold, tho, so we just leave the window-hole uncovered 4 her :3

[rat-kingster]

Regarding your last reblog... what's it like being a poor vamp? I didn't know it was possible.

fuck you we ball,, we havve so much money in V's family's banks in thee Olde country!! It just can't get here yet so we live in an unfinished apartment builing

[bad-comic-art]

I think this blog is really cruel and you're just mean, untalented, and probably a giant asshole

but notice how you couldn't say broke

[rat-kingster]

this, but unfortunatly I am broke tho

[rat-kingster]

hiii fun fact, I can't read fanfic because my brain reads it as canon,,,, I just go "yep, this is real and then I watch the show and I'm like "'what happened to all the stuff I just read!?!?!'

[rat-kingster]

hhey V can you let me in the apartment he's heavy please

[winged-trash]

@rat-kingster You do have something for V, right? She won't be happy if she doesn't get to drink tonight.

[rat-kingster]

m figuring it out hng on!!!

[rat-kingster]

hllp what do I do I don't have any blood for v

[v-rants]

@rat-kingster

BE Back By Moon (Vampire Noon) OR ELSE.

Your Mistress HUNGERS.

[rat-kingster]

I ummmmm don't havr anything m hanging onto a train

[v-rants]

@rat-kingster Where ARE You. I Hunger

[rat-kingster]

crnttalk on trainn b home soon

[winged-trash]

Train? Like the Frontrunner?

[rat-kingster]

noo a cargo train

[v-rants]

@rat-kingster Where ARE You. I Hunger

[rat-kingster]

crnttalk on trainn b home soon

[rat-kingster]

Sooo I took the bus down to salt lake for hunting but I'm stranded cause no more buses,,, how can I get home fast?? V says I need to be back to the apartment b4 moon (vampire pun on noon)???

[rat-kingster]

Watching teen wolf cause a tumblr friend told me 2 and it's one of the most gay gay things I've ever seen

WdyM all these handsome rock-hard white boys are shirtless wit only jeans on?? And wrestling??? And breathing on each other?? Hello!?!?

[rat-kingster]

If all my followers veno

Moed me venmoed me like 15 bucks I could afford that stupid tiktok shop drawing tablet