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@v-rants
Today, url changed from "muppet-pooper" to "v-rants"
Account header/other colors were changed to things V likes.
V will have unfettered access to this blog, as opposed to @bloodyheartzz which will be a group/coven blog she moderates.
-grant
V's DNI:
She doesn't want to hear about the muppet joker.
Don't mention "green" or frogs or anything like that. As well as Catholicism. She doesn't want to hear about that either.
Edit: her fiance is indeed a member of our pantheon.
still so fucking funny
Misogyny angers me. I only enjoy the Blood of Men.
hhey V can you let me in the apartment he's heavy please
I sense you indeed have something... Enter.
@rat-kingster
BE Back By Moon (Vampire Noon) OR ELSE.
Your Mistress HUNGERS.
I ummmmm don't havr anything m hanging onto a train
IF You Don't HAVE ANYTHING... DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK.
@rat-kingster
BE Back By Moon (Vampire Noon) OR ELSE.
Your Mistress HUNGERS.
@rat-kingster Where ARE You. I Hunger
Your package arrived at the apartment.
Finally. Silence.
I WILL NOT. TAKE THE LIFE FORCE FROM THE CREATURE. KILL IT NOW.
The creature's FOUL PRESENCE is permeating the psychic field of the apartment. ASH.
I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY ITS CONSCIOUSNESS.
V I put batteries in it!!!!!! It's alive or something ahhh idk
Why would you do such a thing? You may have DISTURBED the ritual. I can feel it's mechanical consciousness from across the apartment. Destroy it.
@v-rants the furby body has batteries in it. Are you sure you want me to dismember?
The furby was selected for that purpose, no? Dismember the body and bring the pieces to me.
I've my fiance. H
SHE TRIED TO TAKE HIM. SHE BROKE IN AND TRIED TO TAKE KERMIT AND. I SCREAMED SO LOUD AND SHE JUST LEFT????? DO I CALL THE POLICE???? WHAT THE GUCK???!??
WHO ELSE?????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone else is in my house.
Yeah, muppet bitch, my Consciousness is following you like a MIASMA OF PAIN. Fuck you, I hope you die for real.
For some reason doing nothing but blast rope into the back hole of a muppet for the past week has begun to make me despondent and antisocial. At least I start my shift tomorrow at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory! Good to be getting out of the house :)
I hope this degenerate Fucking dies
Is your name even actually coalter or have you just been lying to us my liege
1. The "dead name" of my previous and now deceased character, the Muppet Joker, was Colter White
2. My real legal full name as a normal man and author of this blog is completely different and way less obviously fake: Norman Light. Don't tell my wife
Ha
You fucker. Now that I have your real name, you will be my BITCH from now on. I will psychically zero in on your location and BEAT YOUR ASS, loser. I AM HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLDER THAN YOU
